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John Leavitt
@leavittalone.bsky.social
@Leavittalone from Twitter . Writer and cartoonist. Seen in The Toast, New Yorker, The Awl, The Nib, Racked, The Rumpus, The Baffler, etc. That guy you met at that party once. http://www.leavittalone.com/
I have the perfect background/excuse for Will Scarlett hair
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Anyway - garlic toast!
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Walnut and dried cranberry and celery salad with a blue cheese yogurt dressing
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
And a spiced pumpkin purée pasta with heavy cream and toasted spicy pumpkin seeds
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Dump in some frozen lobster tail chunks you got on sale and bring to boil and there ya go - nutty coconut cream corn lobster chowder
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Lightly mash the potatoes in the pot to make a kind of chowder, add in some stock to your thickness level, add in chopped baby corn and warm it through
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
MEANWHILE I am also making a pumpkin purée sauce for pasta (RIP to a real one) from canned pumpkin pie filling, Chinese five spice, cumin, smoked paprika, heavy cream, vegetable stock and roasted spicy pumpkin seeds
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
add in a bit of tomato paste and lightly brown, add chicken stock, coconut milk, and diced Yukon gold potatoes, stir up any fond, bring to boil for a minute lower simmer and cover til potatoes are just coming apart (15 min give or take)
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Gently fry chopped sage in some peanut oil, stirring quickly to prevent burning- add in chopped green onions/seasoned salt and stir for a minute or 2
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Cooking while Suspicious
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I may be going overboard on the little prep bowls
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It was sometimes useful for other reasons
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Going blond naturally cost about as much as sourcing an accurate field Captain uniform
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Hair
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I nailed this down years ago
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Lemon pepper leek and potato soup with some sautéed prosciutto
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Making dinner from leftovers in anticipation of it being more leftovers
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Was wearing my DSA tax the rich shirt while taking this photo and a guy with a Zoran pin walked by and we just instinctively high-fived
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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