Hunky Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
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Hunky Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
· Sep 27
if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
i got zoochosis, dawg
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i got zoochosis, dawg
think it's amusing that monster energy's new brand for women doesn't included a pink colored can, but the "dude" version does
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
think it's amusing that monster energy's new brand for women doesn't included a pink colored can, but the "dude" version does
how's it going, shithead @ethan4you.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
how's it going, shithead @ethan4you.bsky.social
don't you hate when that happens
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
don't you hate when that happens
in 2015 we had "hoverboards." now we have "a.i." what other amazing sci-fi tech will we "invent" in the future
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
in 2015 we had "hoverboards." now we have "a.i." what other amazing sci-fi tech will we "invent" in the future
guy who's dick is the perfect shape and size to be used as a lock pick
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
guy who's dick is the perfect shape and size to be used as a lock pick
zelder movie huh. none of my business. it's not a new game. i like it when you can control zelder directly. make him do things like home invasion
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
zelder movie huh. none of my business. it's not a new game. i like it when you can control zelder directly. make him do things like home invasion
hey, bro. dude. where be your gibes now? your gambols? you used to fuckin hit me with a taunt while frolicking, my man. where in the hell be that merry fellow that set me on a roar?
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
hey, bro. dude. where be your gibes now? your gambols? you used to fuckin hit me with a taunt while frolicking, my man. where in the hell be that merry fellow that set me on a roar?
the creature has been shorn
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
the creature has been shorn
god hamburger helps those who hamburger helps themselves
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
god hamburger helps those who hamburger helps themselves
shot and killed with a muggle wand (gun). he will not be missed
harry potter has died
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
shot and killed with a muggle wand (gun). he will not be missed
this current society got me drinkin' the joker juice
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
this current society got me drinkin' the joker juice
every new game is a rogue-like deck builder clicker extraction shooter. everyone loves it and can't stop recommending it and i'd rather be hit by a car than play it
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
every new game is a rogue-like deck builder clicker extraction shooter. everyone loves it and can't stop recommending it and i'd rather be hit by a car than play it
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Humans should be able to hibernate
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Humans should be able to hibernate
stick it in your shit pipe, pal
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
stick it in your shit pipe, pal
the crime we all committed? speak for yourself, pal. i'll never admit anything!!
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the crime we all committed? speak for yourself, pal. i'll never admit anything!!
guns operate by firing a projectile via an explosion. internal combustion engines operate by converting fuel into mechanical energy via an explosion. therefore cars are guns
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
guns operate by firing a projectile via an explosion. internal combustion engines operate by converting fuel into mechanical energy via an explosion. therefore cars are guns
don't tell me what to do!
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
don't tell me what to do!
"murder." she wrote. her fingers flew across the typewriter keys. "and the motive?" she chuckled to herself. "burglary of the chaos emeralds."
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"murder." she wrote. her fingers flew across the typewriter keys. "and the motive?" she chuckled to herself. "burglary of the chaos emeralds."
dead men tell one tale
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
dead men tell one tale
i need something to look forwards to in 2026 other than the implementation of the bigfoot emoji
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
i need something to look forwards to in 2026 other than the implementation of the bigfoot emoji
born too late to be a golden age pirate. born too early to be a space pirate. born just in time to fuck up the family computer with a virus while downloading the matrix soundtrack
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
born too late to be a golden age pirate. born too early to be a space pirate. born just in time to fuck up the family computer with a virus while downloading the matrix soundtrack
the three main types of primate
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
the three main types of primate
@steadysquirrel.bsky.social this you?
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
@steadysquirrel.bsky.social this you?