Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
@ostrichson.bsky.social
Polish writer, comedian, and Korpiklaani fan in Yokohama. Ask me about Godzilla, Oda Nobunaga, Bane, Justified, or sumo. Work: The Japan Times, Tokyo Weekender, Star Trek, NatGeo, The Flytrap, and McSweeney's.
He/him.
日本語 OK!
He/him.
日本語 OK!
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Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
Trump is like 150 plague rats in a human suit BUT every rat is actually 300 cockroaches in a rat suit.
January 4, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Trump is like 150 plague rats in a human suit BUT every rat is actually 300 cockroaches in a rat suit.
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Oh for real? Weird that Maduro was THE ENTIRE Venezuelan government.
With Nicolás Maduro out of power, the Trump administration is racing to assemble an interim governing structure for Venezuela.
After Maduro Ouster, Trump Takes On the Risks of Governing Venezuela
The administration is racing to get an interim government in place, even as pushback from Maduro’s allies raise fears of instability.
on.wsj.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Oh for real? Weird that Maduro was THE ENTIRE Venezuelan government.
Oh for real? Weird that Maduro was THE ENTIRE Venezuelan government.
With Nicolás Maduro out of power, the Trump administration is racing to assemble an interim governing structure for Venezuela.
After Maduro Ouster, Trump Takes On the Risks of Governing Venezuela
The administration is racing to get an interim government in place, even as pushback from Maduro’s allies raise fears of instability.
on.wsj.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Oh for real? Weird that Maduro was THE ENTIRE Venezuelan government.
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BREAKING: Maduro lands in US. Is immediately arrested by ICE and deported to Venezuela. Trump watches in impotence and cries. Details to follow.
January 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
BREAKING: Maduro lands in US. Is immediately arrested by ICE and deported to Venezuela. Trump watches in impotence and cries. Details to follow.
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The first Little Pig built his house out of straw. Seven sea turtles died.
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The first Little Pig built his house out of straw. Seven sea turtles died.
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Italian-American Stereotype Therapists be like: "Eeeey, don't worry 'bout it!"
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Italian-American Stereotype Therapists be like: "Eeeey, don't worry 'bout it!"
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It's not AI but it's definitely staged. I've been a wild cucumber photographer since 1819. I've never seen them slice and pickle themselves in a jar. That's a staged photo and it's extremely frowned upon in the 'umber community, as we call ourselves.
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
It's not AI but it's definitely staged. I've been a wild cucumber photographer since 1819. I've never seen them slice and pickle themselves in a jar. That's a staged photo and it's extremely frowned upon in the 'umber community, as we call ourselves.
BREAKING: Maduro lands in US. Is immediately arrested by ICE and deported to Venezuela. Trump watches in impotence and cries. Details to follow.
January 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
BREAKING: Maduro lands in US. Is immediately arrested by ICE and deported to Venezuela. Trump watches in impotence and cries. Details to follow.
Italian-American Stereotype Therapists be like: "Eeeey, don't worry 'bout it!"
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Italian-American Stereotype Therapists be like: "Eeeey, don't worry 'bout it!"
The first Little Pig built his house out of straw. Seven sea turtles died.
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The first Little Pig built his house out of straw. Seven sea turtles died.
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My additional expectation is that the Sacklers' furious masturbation will not be televised.
If Maduro is in custody my expectation is the admin will try to hold Dumb Nuremberg. They'll make it a judicial referendum on fentanyl and try to blame Maduro for the deaths from the opiate crisis.
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 AM
My additional expectation is that the Sacklers' furious masturbation will not be televised.
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I can't believe that the recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize would kidnap the president of a sovereign nation!
January 3, 2026 at 10:13 AM
I can't believe that the recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize would kidnap the president of a sovereign nation!
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Really, ALL plants should have one spicy folk name to weed out (pardon the pun) the cowards and the nerds out there, like:
Cowards: "Dandelion."
Heroes: "Sun Sphincter."
Cowards: "Dandelion."
Heroes: "Sun Sphincter."
“balloonplant”? I guess, if you’re a coward
I looked up swan plant to see if it was the same as milkweed, and i learned some things
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Really, ALL plants should have one spicy folk name to weed out (pardon the pun) the cowards and the nerds out there, like:
Cowards: "Dandelion."
Heroes: "Sun Sphincter."
Cowards: "Dandelion."
Heroes: "Sun Sphincter."
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War crimes will continue until the Nobel Peace Prize Commission rethinks their decision.
January 3, 2026 at 10:23 AM
War crimes will continue until the Nobel Peace Prize Commission rethinks their decision.
War crimes will continue until the Nobel Peace Prize Commission rethinks their decision.
January 3, 2026 at 10:23 AM
War crimes will continue until the Nobel Peace Prize Commission rethinks their decision.
My additional expectation is that the Sacklers' furious masturbation will not be televised.
If Maduro is in custody my expectation is the admin will try to hold Dumb Nuremberg. They'll make it a judicial referendum on fentanyl and try to blame Maduro for the deaths from the opiate crisis.
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 AM
My additional expectation is that the Sacklers' furious masturbation will not be televised.
I can't believe that the recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize would kidnap the president of a sovereign nation!
January 3, 2026 at 10:13 AM
I can't believe that the recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize would kidnap the president of a sovereign nation!
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I just can't get over this. THIS anime body pillow-assaulting pillock is trying to mock someone's appearance? I absolutely forbid it.
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 AM
I just can't get over this. THIS anime body pillow-assaulting pillock is trying to mock someone's appearance? I absolutely forbid it.
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What I'm about to say is a bit toxic and I apologize in advance for any potential friendly fire but... No. Absolutely not. You do NOT get to have resting School Shooter face and look like you Naruto run at incel conventions AND criticize other people's looks. Goddamn dorks. GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY.
Gender nonconforming gay guy uses the men's bathroom and it's confronted and threatened.
It was never about the bathrooms, privacy, or safety, they simply don't want queer people to exist.
It was never about the bathrooms, privacy, or safety, they simply don't want queer people to exist.
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 AM
What I'm about to say is a bit toxic and I apologize in advance for any potential friendly fire but... No. Absolutely not. You do NOT get to have resting School Shooter face and look like you Naruto run at incel conventions AND criticize other people's looks. Goddamn dorks. GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY.
What I'm about to say is a bit toxic and I apologize in advance for any potential friendly fire but... No. Absolutely not. You do NOT get to have resting School Shooter face and look like you Naruto run at incel conventions AND criticize other people's looks. Goddamn dorks. GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY.
Gender nonconforming gay guy uses the men's bathroom and it's confronted and threatened.
It was never about the bathrooms, privacy, or safety, they simply don't want queer people to exist.
It was never about the bathrooms, privacy, or safety, they simply don't want queer people to exist.
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 AM
What I'm about to say is a bit toxic and I apologize in advance for any potential friendly fire but... No. Absolutely not. You do NOT get to have resting School Shooter face and look like you Naruto run at incel conventions AND criticize other people's looks. Goddamn dorks. GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY.
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goofus you idiot, you fuckin piece of shit
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 AM
goofus you idiot, you fuckin piece of shit
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Meanwhile at the Erectile Dysfunction factory:
Boss: Hey there, boys. Working hard?
Employees: Yes sir!
Boss: You're fired!
Boss: Hey there, boys. Working hard?
Employees: Yes sir!
Boss: You're fired!
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Meanwhile at the Erectile Dysfunction factory:
Boss: Hey there, boys. Working hard?
Employees: Yes sir!
Boss: You're fired!
Boss: Hey there, boys. Working hard?
Employees: Yes sir!
Boss: You're fired!
Just incredible.
OMG 😭
Huntington's is an inherited disease that's like Alzheimers + Parkinson's all in one. NOW: "once the gene therapy has been delivered into the brain... [it] injects a piece of DNA to reprogram the neuron to become a factory for its own cure."
LIFE SAVING!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhEx...
Huntington's is an inherited disease that's like Alzheimers + Parkinson's all in one. NOW: "once the gene therapy has been delivered into the brain... [it] injects a piece of DNA to reprogram the neuron to become a factory for its own cure."
LIFE SAVING!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhEx...
Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time | BBC News
YouTube video by BBC News
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Just incredible.
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Human-Mr-Krabs-looking idiot.
My man looks like Robert Redford was battered and deep-fried
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Human-Mr-Krabs-looking idiot.