Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
@ostrichson.bsky.social
Polish writer, comedian, and Korpiklaani fan in Yokohama. Ask me about Godzilla, Oda Nobunaga, Bane, Justified, or sumo. Work: The Japan Times, Tokyo Weekender, Star Trek, NatGeo, The Flytrap, and McSweeney's.
He/him.
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He/him.
日本語 OK!
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Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
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What is it about evil women that makes me stop and say: "Wait, hold on, let's hear them out"?
February 19, 2026 at 2:02 PM
What is it about evil women that makes me stop and say: "Wait, hold on, let's hear them out"?
What is it about evil women that makes me stop and say: "Wait, hold on, let's hear them out"?
February 19, 2026 at 2:02 PM
What is it about evil women that makes me stop and say: "Wait, hold on, let's hear them out"?
Y'all should be watching and talking about "The King of Warsaw." It's like the best parts of "Gangs of New York" but in 1937 Poland.
February 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Y'all should be watching and talking about "The King of Warsaw." It's like the best parts of "Gangs of New York" but in 1937 Poland.
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Every few months, some dehydrated waif-looking motherfucker goes online and gets a cult following for discovering "a brand-new way of getting women" and it's always normie shit like "wash your butthole," but they call it something insufferable like "butthole Zen."
February 19, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Every few months, some dehydrated waif-looking motherfucker goes online and gets a cult following for discovering "a brand-new way of getting women" and it's always normie shit like "wash your butthole," but they call it something insufferable like "butthole Zen."
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I don't like Netflix's Punisher. I think Jon Bernthal is doing the best job he can with awful scripts (except for Daredevil Season 2), but I never see the character that I came to know from the comics in him. All I see is Crazy Frank, which is not the Punisher.
February 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I don't like Netflix's Punisher. I think Jon Bernthal is doing the best job he can with awful scripts (except for Daredevil Season 2), but I never see the character that I came to know from the comics in him. All I see is Crazy Frank, which is not the Punisher.
Every few months, some dehydrated waif-looking motherfucker goes online and gets a cult following for discovering "a brand-new way of getting women" and it's always normie shit like "wash your butthole," but they call it something insufferable like "butthole Zen."
February 19, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Every few months, some dehydrated waif-looking motherfucker goes online and gets a cult following for discovering "a brand-new way of getting women" and it's always normie shit like "wash your butthole," but they call it something insufferable like "butthole Zen."
Honestly? "Avatar"
Cool effects but after weeks of hearing about the movie, I was shocked by how generic and forgettable it was.
Cool effects but after weeks of hearing about the movie, I was shocked by how generic and forgettable it was.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 19, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Honestly? "Avatar"
Cool effects but after weeks of hearing about the movie, I was shocked by how generic and forgettable it was.
Cool effects but after weeks of hearing about the movie, I was shocked by how generic and forgettable it was.
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"Barry Lyndon" is easily Kubrick's best movie. All of his films are great but "Barry Lyndon" is the greatest.
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
February 19, 2026 at 7:46 AM
"Barry Lyndon" is easily Kubrick's best movie. All of his films are great but "Barry Lyndon" is the greatest.
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
"Barry Lyndon" is easily Kubrick's best movie. All of his films are great but "Barry Lyndon" is the greatest.
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
February 19, 2026 at 7:46 AM
"Barry Lyndon" is easily Kubrick's best movie. All of his films are great but "Barry Lyndon" is the greatest.
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
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Nuremberg them all.
ProPublica published children's letters and drawings documenting their sadness and suffering at Dilley. And Dilley staff are now retaliating by confiscating kids' letters and drawings.
www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...
www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...
February 19, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Nuremberg them all.
Nuremberg them all.
ProPublica published children's letters and drawings documenting their sadness and suffering at Dilley. And Dilley staff are now retaliating by confiscating kids' letters and drawings.
www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...
www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...
February 19, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Nuremberg them all.
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Let me just give a quick shoutout to modern medicine: you rock.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
February 19, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Let me just give a quick shoutout to modern medicine: you rock.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
Let me just give a quick shoutout to modern medicine: you rock.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
February 19, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Let me just give a quick shoutout to modern medicine: you rock.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
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Did you hear hear the one about the cannibal who dumped her boyfriend? It was very sad. They still loved each other, but had different life prorities.
February 19, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Did you hear hear the one about the cannibal who dumped her boyfriend? It was very sad. They still loved each other, but had different life prorities.
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Fellowship of the Ring Camera.
why does he look like the wasp version of frodo baggins
👁️👁️
February 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Fellowship of the Ring Camera.
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It's not actually illegal to set up an Orange Julius in someone's house when they're out walking their dog. Bonus: many will be thankful for the delicious treat so, really, everybody wins.
February 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
It's not actually illegal to set up an Orange Julius in someone's house when they're out walking their dog. Bonus: many will be thankful for the delicious treat so, really, everybody wins.
Did you hear hear the one about the cannibal who dumped her boyfriend? It was very sad. They still loved each other, but had different life prorities.
February 19, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Did you hear hear the one about the cannibal who dumped her boyfriend? It was very sad. They still loved each other, but had different life prorities.
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Reposted by Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
Well, I for one am an ally of women and believe that if they wanted they could all have secret second families.
February 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Well, I for one am an ally of women and believe that if they wanted they could all have secret second families.
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"New password cannot be the same as the old password."
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February 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
"New password cannot be the same as the old password."
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Captain Hook has singlehandedly helped solidify the pop culture image of pirates.
February 18, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Captain Hook has singlehandedly helped solidify the pop culture image of pirates.
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All four of them?!
I'm so sick of websites
February 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
All four of them?!