Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
@ostrichson.bsky.social
Polish writer, comedian, and Korpiklaani fan in Yokohama. Ask me about Godzilla, Oda Nobunaga, Bane, Justified, or sumo. Work: The Japan Times, Tokyo Weekender, Star Trek, NatGeo, The Flytrap, and McSweeney's.
He/him.
日本語 OK!
He/him.
日本語 OK!
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Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
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SEX!
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
Yotsumeya: The Story of Japan’s Oldest Sex Shop
A look into the history of Yotsumeya, the go-to sex shop for Tokyo during the Edo period and the oldest in Japanese history.
www.tokyoweekender.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
SEX!
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
SEX!
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
Yotsumeya: The Story of Japan’s Oldest Sex Shop
A look into the history of Yotsumeya, the go-to sex shop for Tokyo during the Edo period and the oldest in Japanese history.
www.tokyoweekender.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
SEX!
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
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To keep things fair and balanced, all debates should feature a debate moderator and a debate extremor.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
To keep things fair and balanced, all debates should feature a debate moderator and a debate extremor.
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There was, in fact, a fourth Little Pig. Their house collapsed before the Big Bad Wolf even had a chance to get to it. No survivors.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
There was, in fact, a fourth Little Pig. Their house collapsed before the Big Bad Wolf even had a chance to get to it. No survivors.
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Sometimes you do find historically accurate info about Japan online. This ancient art of Dutch-catching is called dejima-jutsu and it has applications in business, health, personal relationships, and politics.
![Painting of the artificial island of Dejima off Nagasaki, the only official port where foreigners, but only the Dutch, could trade with Japan during the country's isolationist period known as Sakoku that lasted from the early 17th century to the mid 19th century.
The joke caption above says: "The japanese [sic] built an artificial island, knowing these are the natural habitat of the dutch [sic]. Soon afterwards, a flock of dutch [sic] merchants settled there, allowing the japanese [sic] to easily harvest western goods."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3a2vqx5jnnywl7jeap5d6xab/bafkreiansivpallmscizksaxalcivlmuarwgvp4ia7aftdwdiqflven7du@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sometimes you do find historically accurate info about Japan online. This ancient art of Dutch-catching is called dejima-jutsu and it has applications in business, health, personal relationships, and politics.
There was, in fact, a fourth Little Pig. Their house collapsed before the Big Bad Wolf even had a chance to get to it. No survivors.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
There was, in fact, a fourth Little Pig. Their house collapsed before the Big Bad Wolf even had a chance to get to it. No survivors.
To keep things fair and balanced, all debates should feature a debate moderator and a debate extremor.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
To keep things fair and balanced, all debates should feature a debate moderator and a debate extremor.
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If he and Potoooooooo ever touched, the universe would collapse upon itself.
![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
If he and Potoooooooo ever touched, the universe would collapse upon itself.
If he and Potoooooooo ever touched, the universe would collapse upon itself.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
If he and Potoooooooo ever touched, the universe would collapse upon itself.
I can taste the salt through this post.
The recipe: put 300mL of soy sauce in 1.2L of broth
Me: weird but they must know what they're doing
Me, after putting in the soy sauce and checking the dish pictures: yeah no it was 30mL.
Me: weird but they must know what they're doing
Me, after putting in the soy sauce and checking the dish pictures: yeah no it was 30mL.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I can taste the salt through this post.
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come get some of that Kirbussy
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
come get some of that Kirbussy
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In Japanese, someone who is only attracted to conventional good looks is called a "face-eater" (menkui 面食い).
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
In Japanese, someone who is only attracted to conventional good looks is called a "face-eater" (menkui 面食い).
In Japanese, someone who is only attracted to conventional good looks is called a "face-eater" (menkui 面食い).
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
In Japanese, someone who is only attracted to conventional good looks is called a "face-eater" (menkui 面食い).
come get some of that Kirbussy
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
come get some of that Kirbussy
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- Can I have a piña colada, virgin?
- Nuh-uh! Mouth stuff counts!
- Nuh-uh! Mouth stuff counts!
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
- Can I have a piña colada, virgin?
- Nuh-uh! Mouth stuff counts!
- Nuh-uh! Mouth stuff counts!
- Can I have a piña colada, virgin?
- Nuh-uh! Mouth stuff counts!
- Nuh-uh! Mouth stuff counts!
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
- Can I have a piña colada, virgin?
- Nuh-uh! Mouth stuff counts!
- Nuh-uh! Mouth stuff counts!
Sometimes you do find historically accurate info about Japan online. This ancient art of Dutch-catching is called dejima-jutsu and it has applications in business, health, personal relationships, and politics.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sometimes you do find historically accurate info about Japan online. This ancient art of Dutch-catching is called dejima-jutsu and it has applications in business, health, personal relationships, and politics.
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We lost a horror ICON. RIP, Udo Kier.
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We lost a horror ICON. RIP, Udo Kier.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
*Why do we all have to have six jobs and still barely make ends meet?
Why do we all have to have six jobs
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
*Why do we all have to have six jobs and still barely make ends meet?
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Also: Joey Batey remains an utter delight as Jaskier. He should be mentioned along other Perfect Castings like Jackman's Wolverine or Reeve's Superman. Can't get enough of him.
Letting you know that I enjoyed S4 of "The Witcher," and as a Pole, my opinion matters more. I do miss Cavill but Hemsworth is a good replacement and there are many scenes where you forget the actor changed. The action is *amazing,* Fishburne is cool, and Cahir leveling up in badass was chef's kiss.
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Also: Joey Batey remains an utter delight as Jaskier. He should be mentioned along other Perfect Castings like Jackman's Wolverine or Reeve's Superman. Can't get enough of him.
I think he LIKES likes him.
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I think he LIKES likes him.
We lost a horror ICON. RIP, Udo Kier.
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We lost a horror ICON. RIP, Udo Kier.