Christian D'Andrea
@trainisland.bsky.social
@ForTheWin NFL writer. PFWA. Omnibibulous.
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Rhode Island cuisine expert. i use antlers in all of my decorating. Vanderbilt forever
formers @draftkings, @SBNation, @uproxx, @rushthecourt @anchorofgold
Rhode Island cuisine expert. i use antlers in all of my decorating. Vanderbilt forever
counterpoint: fuck all the way off
Homie physically confronted federal agents. He found out!
January 24, 2026 at 11:41 PM
counterpoint: fuck all the way off
Alicia Silverstone would never
Clarissa explains it all to the DHS Instagram account
January 24, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Alicia Silverstone would never
Mike McCarthy's continued ability to charm billionaires into hiring him despite (gestures to last decade of playoff exits) suggests we're missing out on what could have been a truly baffling political career
January 24, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Mike McCarthy's continued ability to charm billionaires into hiring him despite (gestures to last decade of playoff exits) suggests we're missing out on what could have been a truly baffling political career
per Steelers tradition, Mike McCarthy will be relieved of his duties 19 years from now at age 81
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
per Steelers tradition, Mike McCarthy will be relieved of his duties 19 years from now at age 81
very impressed by the Steelers' ability to look at the Bills dysfunction and scream to the world "WE CAN DO IT BETTER"
January 24, 2026 at 6:51 PM
very impressed by the Steelers' ability to look at the Bills dysfunction and scream to the world "WE CAN DO IT BETTER"
this year's fantasy football winnings have been reinvested in the local economy
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
this year's fantasy football winnings have been reinvested in the local economy
i see google is feeling cheeky this morning
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 PM
i see google is feeling cheeky this morning
49 percent of the Brewers roster is gonna be scrappy 5-foot-7 dudes and they're still gonna lock up the NL Central with 7 games to go
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 AM
49 percent of the Brewers roster is gonna be scrappy 5-foot-7 dudes and they're still gonna lock up the NL Central with 7 games to go
about to have a very stupid night in the group chat
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
about to have a very stupid night in the group chat
upon reflection. i like what Mike McDaniel can do for Justin Herbert. i might love what he'll get out of Omarion Hampton and Kimani Vidal. this is a fit beyond "two football weirdos, together at last"
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Mike McDaniel has everything he needs with Justin Herbert and Chargers
McDaniel's whole vibe is getting the most out of quarterbacks. Now he gets a stud whose stats and success have yet to match his game tape.
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January 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
upon reflection. i like what Mike McDaniel can do for Justin Herbert. i might love what he'll get out of Omarion Hampton and Kimani Vidal. this is a fit beyond "two football weirdos, together at last"
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not sure if the Browns were ever seriously interested in him, but pulling out of Cleveland's coaching search to pound the rock and glasses of whole milk under Jim Harbaugh feels like an entire statement about the Browns
NEWS: The Chargers are expected to hire former Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel as their next OC, sources tell me and Daniel Popper.
McDaniel has been a hot commodity this cycle, interviewing for both head coach and offensive coordinator roles. In the end, he opts for L.A.
McDaniel has been a hot commodity this cycle, interviewing for both head coach and offensive coordinator roles. In the end, he opts for L.A.
January 21, 2026 at 1:55 AM
not sure if the Browns were ever seriously interested in him, but pulling out of Cleveland's coaching search to pound the rock and glasses of whole milk under Jim Harbaugh feels like an entire statement about the Browns
alright so for Vanderbilt to win a national title we just need a former head coach to become a beloved on-air personality for about 3 decades before retiring in a way that makes everyone happy-sad
Woody Widenhofer, come through
Woody Widenhofer, come through
January 20, 2026 at 5:53 AM
alright so for Vanderbilt to win a national title we just need a former head coach to become a beloved on-air personality for about 3 decades before retiring in a way that makes everyone happy-sad
Woody Widenhofer, come through
Woody Widenhofer, come through
"we win the national championship at Indiana University. it can be done." if Curt Cignetti can't motivate you to fix your shit this year, no one can
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
"we win the national championship at Indiana University. it can be done." if Curt Cignetti can't motivate you to fix your shit this year, no one can
no Carson Beck isn't dating a porn star
but he's sure as shit about to DM a few tonight
but he's sure as shit about to DM a few tonight
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
no Carson Beck isn't dating a porn star
but he's sure as shit about to DM a few tonight
but he's sure as shit about to DM a few tonight
GIVE ME SAD RUBIO
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
GIVE ME SAD RUBIO
If Indiana loses because a team that never made mistakes made a bunch of them in the final 2 minutes of the national title game I am going to lose my mind
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 AM
If Indiana loses because a team that never made mistakes made a bunch of them in the final 2 minutes of the national title game I am going to lose my mind
Indiana you are objectively awesome on fourth down, why are you kicking there
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Indiana you are objectively awesome on fourth down, why are you kicking there
how fucking hard is it to show one shot of a sad Marco Rubio
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 AM
how fucking hard is it to show one shot of a sad Marco Rubio
where my FletchLights at??
January 20, 2026 at 3:23 AM
where my FletchLights at??
87 with an all time ole block on kamara
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
87 with an all time ole block on kamara
not sure if anyone else got a full minute of one single generic Viagra ad or if that was just Wisconsin but, uh
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 AM
not sure if anyone else got a full minute of one single generic Viagra ad or if that was just Wisconsin but, uh
alright let's talk about the new Dolphins head coach who, without Micah Parsons, engineered the league's 26th-best defense (but did win a Fenway Bowl)
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Jeff Hafley, 2 years removed from college washout, will coach Dolphins
Hafley's Packers defense slumped through 2025 and especially after losing Micah Parsons. That didn't deter Miami.
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January 19, 2026 at 10:51 PM
alright let's talk about the new Dolphins head coach who, without Micah Parsons, engineered the league's 26th-best defense (but did win a Fenway Bowl)
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Jeff Hafley's 2025 Packers defense with Micah Parsons on the field:
0.014 expected points added (EPA) per opponent snap, 16th-best in the NFL, 9-4-1 record
Hafley's 2025 D w/o Parsons:
0.143 EPA/snap, 26th-best, 0-4 record
competition matters, but Miami doesn't have a Parsons
0.014 expected points added (EPA) per opponent snap, 16th-best in the NFL, 9-4-1 record
Hafley's 2025 D w/o Parsons:
0.143 EPA/snap, 26th-best, 0-4 record
competition matters, but Miami doesn't have a Parsons
January 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Jeff Hafley's 2025 Packers defense with Micah Parsons on the field:
0.014 expected points added (EPA) per opponent snap, 16th-best in the NFL, 9-4-1 record
Hafley's 2025 D w/o Parsons:
0.143 EPA/snap, 26th-best, 0-4 record
competition matters, but Miami doesn't have a Parsons
0.014 expected points added (EPA) per opponent snap, 16th-best in the NFL, 9-4-1 record
Hafley's 2025 D w/o Parsons:
0.143 EPA/snap, 26th-best, 0-4 record
competition matters, but Miami doesn't have a Parsons
any time you can hire the coordinator who generated the NFL's 9th-best defense with only four former first-round picks and one of the greatest edge rushers in NFL history through the start of his career, you gotta do it
January 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
any time you can hire the coordinator who generated the NFL's 9th-best defense with only four former first-round picks and one of the greatest edge rushers in NFL history through the start of his career, you gotta do it