Christian D'Andrea
@trainisland.bsky.social
@ForTheWin NFL writer. PFWA. writes about beer. Not well, mind you
formers @draftkings, @SBNation, @uproxx, @rushthecourt @anchorofgold
Rhode Island cuisine expert. i use antlers in all of my decorating. Vanderbilt forever
formers @draftkings, @SBNation, @uproxx, @rushthecourt @anchorofgold
Rhode Island cuisine expert. i use antlers in all of my decorating. Vanderbilt forever
yes, hello, i'm looking for a dog -- preferably one who is perpetually furious at me
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
yes, hello, i'm looking for a dog -- preferably one who is perpetually furious at me
NFL QB tiers after Week 10: "Sam Darnold's really starting to run away with this thing, huh?" edition
courtesy of @rbsdm.com
courtesy of @rbsdm.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
NFL QB tiers after Week 10: "Sam Darnold's really starting to run away with this thing, huh?" edition
courtesy of @rbsdm.com
courtesy of @rbsdm.com
sure, that's one way to stop DK Metcalf
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
sure, that's one way to stop DK Metcalf
Jaylen Warren, good god
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Jaylen Warren, good god
started Sunday with a primetime game and we're ending it with a London one
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
started Sunday with a primetime game and we're ending it with a London one
Justin Herbert isn't going to have any functional knee ligaments by the time his Chargers career is over
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Justin Herbert isn't going to have any functional knee ligaments by the time his Chargers career is over
"the Steelers look like Iowa" is taking on a few different forms tonight
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"the Steelers look like Iowa" is taking on a few different forms tonight
i have no idea how Justin Herbert didn't see Joey Porter Jr. here. but i also have no idea how Porter didn't catch it, so here we are
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i have no idea how Justin Herbert didn't see Joey Porter Jr. here. but i also have no idea how Porter didn't catch it, so here we are
is Justin Herbert too tall for the tush push? AN INVESTIGATION (not an investigation, he converted it the very next play)
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
is Justin Herbert too tall for the tush push? AN INVESTIGATION (not an investigation, he converted it the very next play)
in about 10 minutes of booth time, Trump talked about Joe Namath, Drew Brees, George Allen and could not name a single active player despite the fact he was watching a football game unfold in front of him
doesn't know ball, confirmed
doesn't know ball, confirmed
Donald Trump has been in the booth for 5 minutes talking solely about football
he has yet to mention the name of an active player
he has yet to mention the name of an active player
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
in about 10 minutes of booth time, Trump talked about Joe Namath, Drew Brees, George Allen and could not name a single active player despite the fact he was watching a football game unfold in front of him
doesn't know ball, confirmed
doesn't know ball, confirmed
Donald Trump has been in the booth for 5 minutes talking solely about football
he has yet to mention the name of an active player
he has yet to mention the name of an active player
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Donald Trump has been in the booth for 5 minutes talking solely about football
he has yet to mention the name of an active player
he has yet to mention the name of an active player
Trump's entire booth conversation so far:
- he was bad at football, but everyone was bad
- Drew Brees' noodle arm was an asset, actually
- something about a second-string and first-string quarterback being good, but he's not naming any names (because he does not know them)
- he was bad at football, but everyone was bad
- Drew Brees' noodle arm was an asset, actually
- something about a second-string and first-string quarterback being good, but he's not naming any names (because he does not know them)
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Trump's entire booth conversation so far:
- he was bad at football, but everyone was bad
- Drew Brees' noodle arm was an asset, actually
- something about a second-string and first-string quarterback being good, but he's not naming any names (because he does not know them)
- he was bad at football, but everyone was bad
- Drew Brees' noodle arm was an asset, actually
- something about a second-string and first-string quarterback being good, but he's not naming any names (because he does not know them)
i'm beginning to think Jon Vilma isn't going to ask Donald Trump any hard hitting questions about the shutdown
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i'm beginning to think Jon Vilma isn't going to ask Donald Trump any hard hitting questions about the shutdown
see how easy this shit is
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
see how easy this shit is
absolutely dying at TreVeyon Henderson, at the end of his 69-yard touchdown run, basically having a silent conversation with Mike Vrabel over whether or not he should score or kneel it out
"ok. touchdown? over there? yep, yep, got it."
"ok. touchdown? over there? yep, yep, got it."
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
absolutely dying at TreVeyon Henderson, at the end of his 69-yard touchdown run, basically having a silent conversation with Mike Vrabel over whether or not he should score or kneel it out
"ok. touchdown? over there? yep, yep, got it."
"ok. touchdown? over there? yep, yep, got it."
Vita Vea is doing terrible things to the Patriots offensive line
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Vita Vea is doing terrible things to the Patriots offensive line
Drake Maye is doing MVP things (again)
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Drake Maye is doing MVP things (again)
Elijah Ponder:
-beats Tristan Wirfs
-gets held (uncalled)
-can't tackle Baker Mayfield but drives him up in the pocket
-keeps going from his place on the turf
-finally gets the sack he deserves
-beats Tristan Wirfs
-gets held (uncalled)
-can't tackle Baker Mayfield but drives him up in the pocket
-keeps going from his place on the turf
-finally gets the sack he deserves
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Elijah Ponder:
-beats Tristan Wirfs
-gets held (uncalled)
-can't tackle Baker Mayfield but drives him up in the pocket
-keeps going from his place on the turf
-finally gets the sack he deserves
-beats Tristan Wirfs
-gets held (uncalled)
-can't tackle Baker Mayfield but drives him up in the pocket
-keeps going from his place on the turf
-finally gets the sack he deserves
Sterling Shepard absolutely earned his OPI flag on this one
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sterling Shepard absolutely earned his OPI flag on this one
Drake Maye might be even better than we're giving him credit for (and we're giving him a lot of credit)
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Drake Maye might be even better than we're giving him credit for (and we're giving him a lot of credit)
the Buccaneers tried to run the Philly Special but it turns out the Patriots have seen that one before
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
the Buccaneers tried to run the Philly Special but it turns out the Patriots have seen that one before
Justin Fields had -10 net passing yards in Week 6, the lowest total in the NFL since 1998
he's on pace to beat that today
he's on pace to beat that today
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Justin Fields had -10 net passing yards in Week 6, the lowest total in the NFL since 1998
he's on pace to beat that today
he's on pace to beat that today
i got you bill
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i got you bill
the Patriots getting 50+ yard touchdowns from two different rookies is scary hours for the AFC East
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the Patriots getting 50+ yard touchdowns from two different rookies is scary hours for the AFC East