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@jonhendren.com
· Sep 19
If you attempt to troll on me you're gonna get a mouthful of my whip
she put her whole pussy into this one
December 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
she put her whole pussy into this one
avatar: fart and ass. thank you .
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
avatar: fart and ass. thank you .
dunno if its my (unofficially) diagnosed adhd or the fact htat i was in the gifted program as a child but this shit was easy as fuck ?? like???????
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
dunno if its my (unofficially) diagnosed adhd or the fact htat i was in the gifted program as a child but this shit was easy as fuck ?? like???????
She loves to splay out on the warm concrete for 5 minutes then she goes inside to cool off and then back out. She is god's idiot and I love her
December 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
She loves to splay out on the warm concrete for 5 minutes then she goes inside to cool off and then back out. She is god's idiot and I love her
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
5 years ago i came to australia for good and it was during restrictions so there was a total of 18 people on this 787 in the middle of the ocean at midnight which was wild. and then 8 hours later some armed guys took me to the quarantine hotel and told me this was my couch which was also wild
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
5 years ago i came to australia for good and it was during restrictions so there was a total of 18 people on this 787 in the middle of the ocean at midnight which was wild. and then 8 hours later some armed guys took me to the quarantine hotel and told me this was my couch which was also wild
i took such nasty delight back in old times on like team fortress classic saying "oh shit theres a new gun press alt-f4" and seeing 2 or 3 people disappear from the game
you know when you saw people online years and years ago trying to trick other more gullible people online by answering common computer issues with "delete the system32 file"? and you thought "who would fall for that?" I did. I did that. because someone online told me to. they legitimately got my ass
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
i took such nasty delight back in old times on like team fortress classic saying "oh shit theres a new gun press alt-f4" and seeing 2 or 3 people disappear from the game
mmy neighbor said their company's christmas gift to employees was that someone used ai to make a vid of everyone morphing into each other like the Black or White video
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
mmy neighbor said their company's christmas gift to employees was that someone used ai to make a vid of everyone morphing into each other like the Black or White video
i love showcases.. but i hate showdowns
December 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
i love showcases.. but i hate showdowns
watched that fallout show last night
December 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
watched that fallout show last night
AVATAR: FIRE & ASH review embargo has lifted and once again we are treated to a journey into the mind of one of the masters of the form, James Cameron. This time, the conflict is deeper and more visceral than we saw in the original AVATAR and THE WAY OF WATER. MY REVIEW BELOW 👇🧵
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
AVATAR: FIRE & ASH review embargo has lifted and once again we are treated to a journey into the mind of one of the masters of the form, James Cameron. This time, the conflict is deeper and more visceral than we saw in the original AVATAR and THE WAY OF WATER. MY REVIEW BELOW 👇🧵
probably the last main thing missing from blue sky now is the endless parade of nasty 70 year old men replying to local weather presenters and wwe divas with videos of them firing loads into the toilet .
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
probably the last main thing missing from blue sky now is the endless parade of nasty 70 year old men replying to local weather presenters and wwe divas with videos of them firing loads into the toilet .
when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
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We do however have Blake’s Lotaburger, which responded to Luigi’s arrest by producing an ad about how they would never snitch
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
We do however have Blake’s Lotaburger, which responded to Luigi’s arrest by producing an ad about how they would never snitch
if time travel isn't real then explain how a shirt from 2034 got on ebay
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
if time travel isn't real then explain how a shirt from 2034 got on ebay
two 9 year olds discussing whether spiderman could beat a frankenstein
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
two 9 year olds discussing whether spiderman could beat a frankenstein
(huell howser voice) just look at that little e.t. guy drinkin up all the coors lights. oh now hes askin for trouble, hes tryin to put a fork in the outlet. well would you look at that he lit up like a christmas tree
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
(huell howser voice) just look at that little e.t. guy drinkin up all the coors lights. oh now hes askin for trouble, hes tryin to put a fork in the outlet. well would you look at that he lit up like a christmas tree
would be SUPER embarrassing to forget to take off your penis cage and the mri machine fuckin rips your whole dick and balls off
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
would be SUPER embarrassing to forget to take off your penis cage and the mri machine fuckin rips your whole dick and balls off
polycule in jeopardy after escape room failure
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
polycule in jeopardy after escape room failure
"hmm i dont know the answer to this, but i asked chat gpt" shut the fuck up . you are useless
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"hmm i dont know the answer to this, but i asked chat gpt" shut the fuck up . you are useless
Guess who is 13 years old...... it's Yuko!!!!! Happy birthday Yuko you nasty little pig !!!
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Guess who is 13 years old...... it's Yuko!!!!! Happy birthday Yuko you nasty little pig !!!
i ahve cleared blue sky's australia age verification face scan. i foudn out i needed to do this when i noticed on "whats hot classic" one of the many, many penis pictures was blurred out.
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i ahve cleared blue sky's australia age verification face scan. i foudn out i needed to do this when i noticed on "whats hot classic" one of the many, many penis pictures was blurred out.
well. my phones text size setting used to be the smallest possible from 2008 until now. ive just turned it up one notch. im old!! im fucken old !!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
well. my phones text size setting used to be the smallest possible from 2008 until now. ive just turned it up one notch. im old!! im fucken old !!!!!