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tall but otherwise normal. sydney
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If you attempt to troll on me you're gonna get a mouthful of my whip
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Game’s probably over, post good TikToks
September 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
softbank, who gave $450m to robot pizza startup "zume" which burned it all and never expanded out of mountain view, has actually bailed on something. thats wild
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.

Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You ever see a dog like this. No thoughts in her head whatsoever
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Trivia alert! Tim Berners-Lee, creator of the World Wide Web, also invented the inflatable sumo fat suit. Thank you for everything, Mr Berners-Lee!
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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oh no my time machine worked and now im being chased by a cow boy
March 25, 2024 at 2:22 AM
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
the real space race is being up there chilling having a bbq and a couple of cold ones and maybe like a sick porch
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i need to know when polls close and i need to know where to watch to see all the bad people freaking the fuck out
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i wish there were a more recent pic of ellen pointing a gun. i would use it in the group chat all the time
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
good labeler to tag the real freaks here bsky.app/profile/stec...
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.

www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
November 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Made one of these for the house so I know when to leave to catch a train. There are live train data apis you can just use. Pretty neat of them
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
its just how she likes to sit
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i can't wait until we all prosper from AI! any minute now
October 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
elliott smith is the king of "get up!" music. the guy loved to boogie no doubt about it
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
i found out from hedonism 2's facebook page that 1) there are people riding out a cat 5 hurricane at the hedonism 2 swingers sex resort and 2) melissas a freak
October 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
sugar free red bull hits different in an office
October 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Heads up introverts, autodidacts and other former gifted kids: at this point if you haven't covered up your old harry potter tattoos.... uhhh...... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Check out this ramen I had earlier. Don't know what the otjer pics are sorry
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM