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@jonhendren.com
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· Sep 19
If you attempt to troll on me you're gonna get a mouthful of my whip
found a screen shot i took years ago of a live stream where 4 crypto guys went over to redfoo's house for some reason and built a shitty javascript game on the blockchain (??) and one of the guys just constantly held a tennis racket like a ukulele for like an hour
February 12, 2026 at 5:39 AM
found a screen shot i took years ago of a live stream where 4 crypto guys went over to redfoo's house for some reason and built a shitty javascript game on the blockchain (??) and one of the guys just constantly held a tennis racket like a ukulele for like an hour
i much prefer showers over baths and i think it's because of my long held belief that in a bath water would get in a persons hole and they would have to flip over in the tub and shoot the water back out
February 11, 2026 at 6:19 AM
i much prefer showers over baths and i think it's because of my long held belief that in a bath water would get in a persons hole and they would have to flip over in the tub and shoot the water back out
i made kangaroo burgers earlier and she had one and lost her mind . now its 1:30am and shes still awake staring at me in case i make more
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
i made kangaroo burgers earlier and she had one and lost her mind . now its 1:30am and shes still awake staring at me in case i make more
She wanted to be on da call
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
She wanted to be on da call
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
this moring i had some most vile, acrid diarrhea of my life. if i shitted that onto captain planet he would die
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 AM
this moring i had some most vile, acrid diarrhea of my life. if i shitted that onto captain planet he would die
yall fw doritos hot cross buns or nah⁉️🤨
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 AM
yall fw doritos hot cross buns or nah⁉️🤨
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Old friends, together again. @mst3kofficial.bsky.social rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Old friends, together again. @mst3kofficial.bsky.social rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
a gift from america . i missed these babies
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
a gift from america . i missed these babies
the guy from the guinness world record for longest fingernails who had them coiled up in a bag was on tv a little too much ib my opinion. he was everywhere for a while with his nasty little pillowcase. i hated it
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
the guy from the guinness world record for longest fingernails who had them coiled up in a bag was on tv a little too much ib my opinion. he was everywhere for a while with his nasty little pillowcase. i hated it
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hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
The Epstein files reveal what powerful people see in video games: profit, coercion, and control
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February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
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wild how many of these we sitll use today
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
wild how many of these we sitll use today
got a live one here yowza
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
got a live one here yowza
i was googling tom terrific. may your addy script never run out, michael random or whatever
i had no idea thanks for checking on it
@falconryfinance.bsky.social sorry that your repost of the tom terrific pic on x isn't doing so good
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
i was googling tom terrific. may your addy script never run out, michael random or whatever
@falconryfinance.bsky.social sorry that your repost of the tom terrific pic on x isn't doing so good
February 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
@falconryfinance.bsky.social sorry that your repost of the tom terrific pic on x isn't doing so good
i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
she runs the house and shes an asshole about it but its fine because shes cute..... its Yuko
January 31, 2026 at 2:20 PM
she runs the house and shes an asshole about it but its fine because shes cute..... its Yuko
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In memory of the great writer Dan McQuade, I wrote about how we spent about fifteen years sending each other really stupid press release quotes. I'll miss him.
I Was Stoked To Collaborate With Dan McQuade
A couple days ago, I heard the terrible news that the writer Dan McQuade passed away. I’ve read some great tributes to him from people…
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January 31, 2026 at 12:18 AM
In memory of the great writer Dan McQuade, I wrote about how we spent about fifteen years sending each other really stupid press release quotes. I'll miss him.
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check her out she’s incredible
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 AM
check her out she’s incredible