Tried to fall asleep to nature documentary last night but got too riled up by the golden snub nosed monkeys. They were doin all kinds of crazy stuff and I was getting stressed.
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Tried to fall asleep to nature documentary last night but got too riled up by the golden snub nosed monkeys. They were doin all kinds of crazy stuff and I was getting stressed.
Wore really tight underwear today and my pubes have hat hair
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Wore really tight underwear today and my pubes have hat hair
If I was Suzanne and Leonard cohen wrote that song about me I’d give give him the stone cold stunner
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
If I was Suzanne and Leonard cohen wrote that song about me I’d give give him the stone cold stunner
PERVERT IN THE WINDOW!! 🫵
January 5, 2026 at 5:10 AM
PERVERT IN THE WINDOW!! 🫵
15yrs old. Cat piss blonde hair. Closeted best friend. Radiohead shirt. Girl with us starred in a wiggles video that copped a lot of heat for racial reasons.
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
15yrs old. Cat piss blonde hair. Closeted best friend. Radiohead shirt. Girl with us starred in a wiggles video that copped a lot of heat for racial reasons.
It is kind of sad watching the impotent calls of “ wahhh the rule of law 🥺 he can’t do that 🥺” you’re beyond that now queens you know what you gotta do
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
It is kind of sad watching the impotent calls of “ wahhh the rule of law 🥺 he can’t do that 🥺” you’re beyond that now queens you know what you gotta do
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Sometimes I wonder if everyone should just chill out a bit
January 4, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Sometimes I wonder if everyone should just chill out a bit
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The Blue Wren babies in the rosemary have hatched
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
The Blue Wren babies in the rosemary have hatched
My aunt loves to say “found these today!” And send me photos that I’ve never seen of me and my dad which is the most precious treasure I could ever imagine and it’s just not even a big deal to her.
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
My aunt loves to say “found these today!” And send me photos that I’ve never seen of me and my dad which is the most precious treasure I could ever imagine and it’s just not even a big deal to her.
BABY IN A BONNET!!!!!!!
January 2, 2026 at 8:37 AM
BABY IN A BONNET!!!!!!!
Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny cash is the hottest anyone’s ever been
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny cash is the hottest anyone’s ever been
My New Year’s resolution is stay inside and go to bed early even more and mind my own business and not get involved
January 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
My New Year’s resolution is stay inside and go to bed early even more and mind my own business and not get involved
The lamest shit I ever did was burst in to tears when I walked around a corner at MoMA and came face to face with The Starry Night
December 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The lamest shit I ever did was burst in to tears when I walked around a corner at MoMA and came face to face with The Starry Night
I dreamed that Hilary Clinton opened a little trinket shop and I had to put aside my distaste because she had limited edition sylvanian families
December 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I dreamed that Hilary Clinton opened a little trinket shop and I had to put aside my distaste because she had limited edition sylvanian families
I copped a nasty dog bite to the face yesterday and it is sooooo sore and swollen today lol
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I copped a nasty dog bite to the face yesterday and it is sooooo sore and swollen today lol
Some cats are chiller than others
December 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Some cats are chiller than others
When my dad died my grandparents bought a family plot but already had their own spots elsewhere in the cemetery so who are the other 4 for. Like they really bought my burial plot already. AndI refuse to be buried in rouse hill sorry.
December 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
When my dad died my grandparents bought a family plot but already had their own spots elsewhere in the cemetery so who are the other 4 for. Like they really bought my burial plot already. AndI refuse to be buried in rouse hill sorry.
Got absolutely schmoozed by a client on the phone today. Was clucking like a hen. Then I saw that he’s a real estate agent and I fell for his charms.
December 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Got absolutely schmoozed by a client on the phone today. Was clucking like a hen. Then I saw that he’s a real estate agent and I fell for his charms.
I was like eewwww someone spat their gum in the surgery bin but it was a rabbit testicle
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I was like eewwww someone spat their gum in the surgery bin but it was a rabbit testicle
When a ferret with a Harry Potter name comes in u know that consult room bout to stank
December 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
When a ferret with a Harry Potter name comes in u know that consult room bout to stank