Stop 👏 kidnapping 👏 healthy 👏 fledglings 👏
Thankfully this guy was abducted around the corner from the clinic so after a little feed (because a man had helpfully contained him in a bucket overnight so his parents couldn’t get to him) I managed to find his mum and reunite them
Thankfully this guy was abducted around the corner from the clinic so after a little feed (because a man had helpfully contained him in a bucket overnight so his parents couldn’t get to him) I managed to find his mum and reunite them
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Stop 👏 kidnapping 👏 healthy 👏 fledglings 👏
Thankfully this guy was abducted around the corner from the clinic so after a little feed (because a man had helpfully contained him in a bucket overnight so his parents couldn’t get to him) I managed to find his mum and reunite them
Thankfully this guy was abducted around the corner from the clinic so after a little feed (because a man had helpfully contained him in a bucket overnight so his parents couldn’t get to him) I managed to find his mum and reunite them
Oh I’m charmed by this
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Oh I’m charmed by this
I’m catnip to white men with dreadlocks
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m catnip to white men with dreadlocks
He’s protecting me from psychic attack
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
He’s protecting me from psychic attack
Walked in to a dead patient, haemorrhagic diarrhoea sprayed on me, blubbered through 3 euthanasias including one where a little boy said goodbye to a cat that was older than him and was haemorrhaging from my big horrible vagina the entire time
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Walked in to a dead patient, haemorrhagic diarrhoea sprayed on me, blubbered through 3 euthanasias including one where a little boy said goodbye to a cat that was older than him and was haemorrhaging from my big horrible vagina the entire time
Saw some teens in “Shakespeare boot camp” t shirts and man that’s exactly the gay nerd shit I would’ve been roped into at their age. I hope they know how to fight.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Saw some teens in “Shakespeare boot camp” t shirts and man that’s exactly the gay nerd shit I would’ve been roped into at their age. I hope they know how to fight.
Been trying for 3 years to tell him about his son but he’s been dodging me. Now it’s time.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Been trying for 3 years to tell him about his son but he’s been dodging me. Now it’s time.
He’s doing really well btw I was on stinkbug duty yesterday and he’s just gorgeous and stupid
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He’s doing really well btw I was on stinkbug duty yesterday and he’s just gorgeous and stupid
In another life I was a big beefy woman security guard with a weird little husband that I throw around the room
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
In another life I was a big beefy woman security guard with a weird little husband that I throw around the room
Don’t call it this please I’m just trying to get anti nausea don’t rope me in with the bum people
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Don’t call it this please I’m just trying to get anti nausea don’t rope me in with the bum people
man walking in front of me has a coin sized wet spot on the ass of his shorts. I’m not making a big deal about it though because that’s what COMMUNITY means
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
man walking in front of me has a coin sized wet spot on the ass of his shorts. I’m not making a big deal about it though because that’s what COMMUNITY means
My new thing to be haunted by is the 2004 tsunami
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My new thing to be haunted by is the 2004 tsunami
This manicure has lifted me out of a depression
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This manicure has lifted me out of a depression
Fellas send this to your girl and say “us” thank me later
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Fellas send this to your girl and say “us” thank me later
Do you think this is just human trafficking
November 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Do you think this is just human trafficking
The NEW and IMPROVED video I have made recapping GOLDFISH SURGERY!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The NEW and IMPROVED video I have made recapping GOLDFISH SURGERY!!!
Less than 24hrs after I dropped him off my guy was adopted 😭
Mr lasagna is going to a rescue this morning and I feel as a mother who’s babe is torn from her breast… he is divine and I want to keep him more than anything but alas
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Less than 24hrs after I dropped him off my guy was adopted 😭
Almost forgot she’s the only thing that matters
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Almost forgot she’s the only thing that matters
Mr lasagna is going to a rescue this morning and I feel as a mother who’s babe is torn from her breast… he is divine and I want to keep him more than anything but alas
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Mr lasagna is going to a rescue this morning and I feel as a mother who’s babe is torn from her breast… he is divine and I want to keep him more than anything but alas
Hi everyone we are operating on a goldfish today
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hi everyone we are operating on a goldfish today
Imagine complaining to the media about a native bird. These people should be eradicated. Live in a skyscraper if you’re so fucked off.
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Imagine complaining to the media about a native bird. These people should be eradicated. Live in a skyscraper if you’re so fucked off.
Just relaxing in the staff room
November 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just relaxing in the staff room