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He’s protecting me from psychic attack
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Walked in to a dead patient, haemorrhagic diarrhoea sprayed on me, blubbered through 3 euthanasias including one where a little boy said goodbye to a cat that was older than him and was haemorrhaging from my big horrible vagina the entire time
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Been trying for 3 years to tell him about his son but he’s been dodging me. Now it’s time.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Boing
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
He’s doing really well btw I was on stinkbug duty yesterday and he’s just gorgeous and stupid
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Don’t call it this please I’m just trying to get anti nausea don’t rope me in with the bum people
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I remember when it happened but I had also gotten this for Christmas the day prior and was singularly focused on it
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This manicure has lifted me out of a depression
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Fellas send this to your girl and say “us” thank me later
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Do you think this is just human trafficking
November 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Mothers darling boy
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The NEW and IMPROVED video I have made recapping GOLDFISH SURGERY!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Almost forgot she’s the only thing that matters
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
He appeared in my life 3 years to the day that sweet bobert left me
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Mr lasagna is going to a rescue this morning and I feel as a mother who’s babe is torn from her breast… he is divine and I want to keep him more than anything but alas
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Wow!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
His gloobers have grown over his eyes so we have to anaesthetise him and snip them
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Hi everyone we are operating on a goldfish today
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Imagine complaining to the media about a native bird. These people should be eradicated. Live in a skyscraper if you’re so fucked off.
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Just relaxing in the staff room
November 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Are we all across the storefront on south king street that appears to just be selling a collection of Found Items.
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just got our shit fucked up big time
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I fucked up and now I’m responsible for this thing
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM