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Fio Fiorello
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dude this guy is
(ordering at dick monald's) yeah can i get a six piece DcNuggets and a medium diet dr dick
January 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
thinking about that episode of the X-Files where an alien pretends to be a black man to save baseball
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
can't even have a merry christmas in europe. happy is the best you'll get
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
piece of shit chatgpt pocket pussy ripped my cock clean off and the damn thing just keeps telling me it's time to kill myself
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
no one believes me of course but when I was a rat in a cage I was actually able to get out using rage
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
nice bone dude, can it sing?
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Arugula is probably my favorite leafy green and it's definitely in my top 5 sounds a horny cartoon wolf might make
December 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Fuck Joe Rogan we need a leftist Trapped in The Closet chapters 1-33
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
please mail me a big slice of turkey
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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PaRappa vs Nardwuar (repost)
December 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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first bombshell from the epstein files holy shit
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
my dream blunt rotation is 0° because i would like for the blunt to stay still while we all smoke it
December 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
they should make an IPA that fills you with god's forgiving light
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
They should make 30 additional versions of "1st of Tha Month" by Bone Thugs so we could have a song to listen to no matter what day it is
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Majula Oblongata is the part of your brain that enjoys Dark Souls 2
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Sinbad, Sinfast, and Sinhard my dudes
December 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
(hitting someone in the balls) here comes Santa Balls
(getting hit in the balls) paging Dr Balls
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
(getting hit in the balls) paging Dr Balls
December 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Bright Field of Light. Goku, Butt Ass Naked
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
(listening to Christmas music)
These aren't the lyrics I remember. When do they flush Barney down the potty?
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Great advice for young men
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
ants are awesome because they have a tiny brain programmed exclusively to think "fuck it, me too dude"
December 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM