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Fio Fiorello
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dude this guy is
I'm older than you so I can confirm that they came with a little book that had the tutorial in it and you read it on the way home
February 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
singers love to sing shit like "when it rains, the rain falls down,"

yup ok man
February 17, 2026 at 4:26 PM
clams to the slaughter
February 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
tonight i will drink 1.6x10⁶⁰ beers
February 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
finally realized why its called 30 Rock. in that episode where Liz Lemon recovers the Origin Pearl, the Pearl itself is actually the 30th Stone of Power
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Edmund McMillen
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
fuck blizzard leave diablo 2 alone
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Reposted by Fio Fiorello
Thelo vs Slayer is THE Street Fighter match, you will not find a better match to exemplify the genre
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Sorry I can't come into work today my cats are being really cute
February 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
i don't really want a major update to Diablo 2 if it's been made by 2026 Blizzard
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Just looking at his sour puss gives me the willies
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 10,1948

NANCY IS STILL STAYING WITH THE SPUTTERS( NEIGHBORS AND FRIENDS OF NANCY’S AUNT FRITZI)WHILE HER AUNT IS OUT OF TOWN.
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
it's a rich kid's youtube prank video and we're just living in it
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
bro stop lambasting me in front of chicks. if you take one more satirical look at me I'm gonna hit you
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Saw a Toyota Celica at the grocery store the other day and I've been riding that high ever since
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
A lot of people think that They Might Be Giants' smash hit song "I Should Be Allowed To Think" is satirical, but actually it's a poignant message about the importance of posting
February 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I know there's bigger problems out there but every bag of chips is 80% crumbs now and that's fucked
February 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
in lieu of a closing argument, i tap for seven and cast Platinum Angel
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Reposted by Fio Fiorello
what do you want for dinner
August 23, 2024 at 3:17 AM
sexual prank known as the dick-suck-ditch in which the prankster sucks your dick and runs away
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Ralph Nader Ginsburg
January 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
none of my posts are made up bullshit. my posts are the evening fucking news. sooby the dooh and shaggy fuckin on the cavman in the museum more at 11
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Hey that's cool man, I'm gonna play Need For Speed: Carbon and pretend your neck is the gas pedal until you stop moving
January 29, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Aquafina ®️, Water That Drinks You ™️
January 28, 2026 at 6:43 PM
check out the specs on my new penis
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I am now accepting submissions (you may forfeit your deeded property to me)
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM