Why maintain card advantage when your opponent can do it for you? Dickhead card
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Why maintain card advantage when your opponent can do it for you? Dickhead card
The women have to book the rooms
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The women have to book the rooms
to be fair they're only missing one entry
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
to be fair they're only missing one entry
very reasonable. not too large. but it's not nothing. you got some wiggle room with 8
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
very reasonable. not too large. but it's not nothing. you got some wiggle room with 8
i heard that song was adapted from a traditional jupiterian hymn
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i heard that song was adapted from a traditional jupiterian hymn
caught in the kitchen butt ass naked trying to convince her that i was using the tentacles to do the dishes
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
caught in the kitchen butt ass naked trying to convince her that i was using the tentacles to do the dishes
STEVE HARVEY (collapsing to the floor): Smite whuh???!!!
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
STEVE HARVEY (collapsing to the floor): Smite whuh???!!!
![A bit of the script from the show "Delocated"
Jon:
This behemoth behind me is T.B. Uncle Sam needed a little help in the old pockeybook, and, uh, hey, that was good for me. I ended up with a badass blackwater type dude.
TB:
The human pyramid at Abu Ghraib was my design.
Bryce Grieke:
Really?
Jon:
Yeah.
Bryce Grieke:
Did they have to be naked? [laughs]
TB:
[ain't playing around]
Bryce Grieke:
Oh. I guess...yeah, I guess they did.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vmli3q6capkbvwmakh67dhty/bafkreifd2rlwqaahke3e26tvitdvu2y2lh3cen4uv3ny66yvgvf4i4byli@jpeg)