I went back in time and made out with your mom at a 38 Special concert the year before she met your dad. She never saw me again.
That look in her eye when "Hold On Loosely" comes on? Yeah that's me. Fuck you
That look in her eye when "Hold On Loosely" comes on? Yeah that's me. Fuck you
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I went back in time and made out with your mom at a 38 Special concert the year before she met your dad. She never saw me again.
That look in her eye when "Hold On Loosely" comes on? Yeah that's me. Fuck you
That look in her eye when "Hold On Loosely" comes on? Yeah that's me. Fuck you
Misty and Brock in the stands when Ash's Bulbasaur is seconds away from getting crushed into pesto
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Misty and Brock in the stands when Ash's Bulbasaur is seconds away from getting crushed into pesto
huh? oh nah I'm good dude. yeah i was just thinking about it again. yeah, the final ending in Armored Core 6
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
huh? oh nah I'm good dude. yeah i was just thinking about it again. yeah, the final ending in Armored Core 6
some people are saying to have more feelings. but some people are arguing that it's better to have less feelings. and what it really comes down to is everyone wants to know what is the correct amount of feelings to have
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
some people are saying to have more feelings. but some people are arguing that it's better to have less feelings. and what it really comes down to is everyone wants to know what is the correct amount of feelings to have
your honor, suck my dick till it pops off my body
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
your honor, suck my dick till it pops off my body
Incredible how many restaurants completely fuck up making this simple dessert.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Incredible how many restaurants completely fuck up making this simple dessert.
i fronted this bee a brick to see if he was a hustler, poor bastard snorted his future away
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i fronted this bee a brick to see if he was a hustler, poor bastard snorted his future away
🎵 Aarhus
In the middle of Denmark 🎶
In the middle of Denmark 🎶
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
🎵 Aarhus
In the middle of Denmark 🎶
In the middle of Denmark 🎶
it's ironic that we, as men, go all the way to jupiter to get more stupider. the trip itself requires quite a bit of know-how and tech savvy. if we really cared about getting stupider, like we all claim, we would look into more sustainable stupidizing options
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
it's ironic that we, as men, go all the way to jupiter to get more stupider. the trip itself requires quite a bit of know-how and tech savvy. if we really cared about getting stupider, like we all claim, we would look into more sustainable stupidizing options
We asked 100 married warlocks, "What's a spell you would never cast in front of your wife?"
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
We asked 100 married warlocks, "What's a spell you would never cast in front of your wife?"
Reposted by Fio Fiorello
The Indian version of Mrs Doubtfire is called Chachi 420 for some reason
May 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The Indian version of Mrs Doubtfire is called Chachi 420 for some reason
it's fucking watto i don't have anything funny to say but you jackasses love this fucker so make this viral
October 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
it's fucking watto i don't have anything funny to say but you jackasses love this fucker so make this viral
Im trying to balance out the gooners. I am cumming as quickly as I can every time.
*facing the camera, zooming in close*
But I can't do it alone
*fade in the Sarah McLachlan*
Without your help, the mean time spent jacking off will skyrocket.
Together, we can Lower The Average
*facing the camera, zooming in close*
But I can't do it alone
*fade in the Sarah McLachlan*
Without your help, the mean time spent jacking off will skyrocket.
Together, we can Lower The Average
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Im trying to balance out the gooners. I am cumming as quickly as I can every time.
*facing the camera, zooming in close*
But I can't do it alone
*fade in the Sarah McLachlan*
Without your help, the mean time spent jacking off will skyrocket.
Together, we can Lower The Average
*facing the camera, zooming in close*
But I can't do it alone
*fade in the Sarah McLachlan*
Without your help, the mean time spent jacking off will skyrocket.
Together, we can Lower The Average
Reposted by Fio Fiorello
i don't have to meet emission standards or wear a seatbelt because my vehicle is registered with the US Historic Contraption & Jalopy Association
October 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i don't have to meet emission standards or wear a seatbelt because my vehicle is registered with the US Historic Contraption & Jalopy Association
i don't wanna work
i just wanna bang on the drum all day
*cocking shotgun*
and i'm all outta drums
i just wanna bang on the drum all day
*cocking shotgun*
and i'm all outta drums
October 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i don't wanna work
i just wanna bang on the drum all day
*cocking shotgun*
and i'm all outta drums
i just wanna bang on the drum all day
*cocking shotgun*
and i'm all outta drums
you know someone is good at the computer when they can get what they're searching for on Duck Duck Go first try
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
you know someone is good at the computer when they can get what they're searching for on Duck Duck Go first try
just saw someone call him "the guy from Dracula Flow."
dude, that's Dracula
dude, that's Dracula
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
just saw someone call him "the guy from Dracula Flow."
dude, that's Dracula
dude, that's Dracula
hovering over the name of a disease on wikipedia and being treated to the most disturbing images of the human body available online
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
hovering over the name of a disease on wikipedia and being treated to the most disturbing images of the human body available online
i hope the devil stab me with that big fork
October 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i hope the devil stab me with that big fork
They talk about the paranoia like it's a side-effect but it's actually an evolutionary adaptation for stoners
October 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
They talk about the paranoia like it's a side-effect but it's actually an evolutionary adaptation for stoners
New from Random House publishing: Pornography for Bowlers
October 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
New from Random House publishing: Pornography for Bowlers
oh half the internet broke because we made half the internet run on software developed by the company that does literally everything possible to cut costs. that's just bad luck pure and simple
October 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
oh half the internet broke because we made half the internet run on software developed by the company that does literally everything possible to cut costs. that's just bad luck pure and simple
Reposted by Fio Fiorello
Battle for Custody of 8 Red Coins
October 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Battle for Custody of 8 Red Coins
you gotta look yourself in the eyes and say this to yourself every morning. you gotta believe it.
October 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
you gotta look yourself in the eyes and say this to yourself every morning. you gotta believe it.