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dude this guy is
how it feels the woman in your earbuds says "battery low"
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Fuck this card dude
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
to be fair they're only missing one entry
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Incredible how many restaurants completely fuck up making this simple dessert.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i fronted this bee a brick to see if he was a hustler, poor bastard snorted his future away
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We asked 100 married warlocks, "What's a spell you would never cast in front of your wife?"
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
it's fucking watto i don't have anything funny to say but you jackasses love this fucker so make this viral
October 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
October 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Love when they pull out this graph to say "see most of the money goes to the devs* not the C-suite**!"

*hundreds of people splitting a little over half the revenue from the thing they actually made

**6 people making 30x the money per unit sold
October 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
holy SHIT
October 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
feeling a little better
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
leaked messages from the National Institute of Health
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
(dejectedly, ashamed): yeah... that is what i meant...
October 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
the rabbits are finally back
October 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
October 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
always wanted to follow them wherever they were going
September 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
sure whatever. merry michaelmas. fuck it
September 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i get excited when i see articles like this because its like "hell yeah one more of my paranoid medical fears out of the picture" but we all know im gonna get stabbed to death in Sparks, Nevada on July 19th, 2037 at around 2:15AM
September 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
They Might Be Scientifically Accurate
September 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
yeah id say that about sums it up, little graffito
September 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
monday
September 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
im smoking pedigree Kantonian Mental Herb.
im smoking pure Weezing burps.
I lit the top of the Alolan Exeggutor and smoked his ass till he forgot where he came from. So high I got the fuckin' Spindas confused.
Machamp got fuckin No Guard and he still can't even fuckin look at me after what I done
September 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
nothing really to add other than that he looks exactly like this
September 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
not at all surprising if youve been paying attention to water
September 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
September 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM