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A Goddam Virginian
@goddamvirginian.bsky.social
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swamp-adjacent man. mentally ill but ill like how rappers used to say it
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its so whimsical that some scottish baron took it upon himself to invent golden retrievers
Marjoribanks had large kennels at Guisachan and was directly responsible for developing a new breed of dog, the Golden Retriever. 181191 In 1868, Majoribanks bred Nous, a Wavy-coated Retriever, with Belle, a Tweed Water Spaniel. This created the foundation litter of Golden Retriever, 8l three yellow wavy-coated puppies named Crocus, Cowslip and Primrose.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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some holes spittin distance a where they laid patsy cline at r on sale, yall
Cemetary on a sunny day. Two empty plots labeled 1 and 2. Plot about 50 feet away labeled "Patsy Cline's Plot." Shenandoah Memorial Park, Winchester VA, Garden of Everlasting Life burial plots $7,000, done from $8,800
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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this is so fucking good
Page from coloring book with a drawing of Murdock from A-Team. Murdock's Mind Scramble. FOLLOW THE LINES AND FIND OUT WHAT MURDOCK IS. Then 6 blank circles with squiggly likes connecting them to the letters SANIEN. Bottom of the page. Answer: "insane" written upside-down
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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hard wood, you say?
Some sort of red wooden dish, like an ashtray. It is long with a small blob at one end and a larger, chunkier blob at the other. It kind of does look like a dick and scrotum. Gently used, hardwood gentleman's sausage shaped dish $20
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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the taste of Hamburger still rich on my tongue
Hamburger the Motion Picture (1/5) Tremors (4/5) Eddington (3/5) Bram Stoker's Dracula (4/5)
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Mamdani campaign format "SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE, PERFORMING FOR YOU"
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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fox should bring this back today
AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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when life gives you lemons
A woman's hand wearing a diamond ring, posed in front of a living room decorated for an engagement party or bridal shower. Big balloons spell out "BRIDE." Wedding ring $1,200
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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we got a five-alarm fire here
Thursday the 20th from The Simpsons
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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its been like this all day for whatever reason
Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it's transient, shifting like water
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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tbh the craziest thing about this is the oddly specific price
A black car with casket built into it absolutely covered with ornate golden statues of dragons and stuff 1991 Toyota Crown • Hearse $33,786 The inside of the hearse. Looks like a Japanese palace room or temple. More dragons. A painting of a dragon on the ceiling.
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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barton barnum is a goof-ass name. that is all.
"For context, you now have been speaking longer than the Dali crew had time to respond," NTSB engineer Bart Barnum said to a board member at one point, emphasizing the brief time frame.
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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the lunch hot buffet was half taco bar/half hot dog bar
Bret Bielema saying "BORDERLINE EROTIC"
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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i got first dibs on the dogs
A mess of hot dogs, cheese, jalapenos, beans, and mustard
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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he's talking like Johnny Depp too
It's like Austin Butler dressed up as circa 2013 Johnny Depp for Halloween
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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nw
Poster for film "Eddington"
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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credit: brian ahearn @zoodraws.bsky.social
A comic of a lizard on a porch railing speaking to a woman holding a rake. Lizard: "HELLO THERE! DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT RAKING YOUR LEAVES ACTUALLY HELPS WILDLIFE THRIVE?" Woman: "SO... YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN DO GOOD JUST BY GOING BACK INSIDE. OPENING A BOTTLE OF WINE, AND WATCHING FRIENDS ALL DAY?" Lizard: "I MEAN...THERE ARE BETTER SHOWS."
November 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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certified snowflake. now everyone will know i'm woke
Faded blue stamp of a snowflake in a blue circle on my hand. My evening cup of coffee is on my coffee table.
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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the mac has been cheesed
Two baking dishes of mac and cheese sitting on a cooktop.
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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made bechamel sauce
Hulu's The Bear screaming while furiously stirring a pot
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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everyone stop and take a moment to appreciate how pyramidal my mom's cat is
A large fluffy black cat perched on a white tile countertop. He is very wide ar the base, with little white paws. Big fucking head with baleful yellow eyes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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i want to believe
A yellow ballcap with the words "PISS TAPE IS REAL" next to a toy robot on top of a bar kegerator
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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idk about 6 7 but this guy absolutely does not get twss
It's simple, you just say "six seven" when the moment strikes. It's just like "That's what she said."
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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i'd pull some classics from my dad's paperback collection
Cover of an old paperback book titled "dog job." A naked white lady cuddling a little black dog. Paperback book titled "Dirt Road Doggie." Drawing of a bug black German Shepherd sitting on a hay bale. Naked white lady with huge tits is laying with her head on the ground, legs up straddling the dog's head. Dog is leaning head against her thigh tongue-out and drooling up her leg.
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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order up
Everything bagel with ham-like substance, two eggs, and sriracha mayo
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM