A Goddam Virginian
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swamp-adjacent man. mentally ill but ill like how rappers used to say it
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love when people like my dumb ideas. that is why i am here. gimme dat validation pllllleeeeaaassseeee
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Posting random swamp turtles. please Post something random
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Posting random swamp turtles. please Post something random
play it once, sam. for old times' sake. play it. play "All Star" by Smash Mouth
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
play it once, sam. for old times' sake. play it. play "All Star" by Smash Mouth
"check it out, these patties have crabs" -SpongeButt SquareHead
and special guest appearance by: SpongeButt SquareHead
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"check it out, these patties have crabs" -SpongeButt SquareHead
just put any picture there you get the idea
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
just put any picture there you get the idea
luke: *climbing out of his crashed x-wing into the swamps of dagobah*
yoda: "any games on your phone, do you have?"
yoda: "any games on your phone, do you have?"
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
luke: *climbing out of his crashed x-wing into the swamps of dagobah*
yoda: "any games on your phone, do you have?"
yoda: "any games on your phone, do you have?"
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David Penfound, 1990’s
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
David Penfound, 1990’s
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Cant watch cat in the hat under the covers because fiancée ate two hard boiled eggs less than two hours ago and we’d probably both die. Happy Thanksgiving everyone
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Cant watch cat in the hat under the covers because fiancée ate two hard boiled eggs less than two hours ago and we’d probably both die. Happy Thanksgiving everyone
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(rich kid voice) just wait till my father, the inventor of Jacking Off, hears about this
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
(rich kid voice) just wait till my father, the inventor of Jacking Off, hears about this
the hot family gossip is my nazi sister-in-law got kicked out out of her bank after she went to cash a check, was asked for an additional form of ID, and said "what the fuck"
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
the hot family gossip is my nazi sister-in-law got kicked out out of her bank after she went to cash a check, was asked for an additional form of ID, and said "what the fuck"
its technically just hard slug unless it comes from the escargot region of france
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
its technically just hard slug unless it comes from the escargot region of france
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![A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r3jz2av542vhxbsouxvzrwe2/bafkreigoci7n3zt72bjp6xhr7g7g7h5gbte2bovkgomwmd5ircmjersx4m@jpeg)
grama's fridge magnet died
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
grama's fridge magnet died
"i love dessert at night." -Grama, 1:44pm
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"i love dessert at night." -Grama, 1:44pm
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I think the Goku balloon means "the world can be stupid in ways that are fun sometimes, too. As a treat."
Goku float better be near the end. Seeing fucking Goku floating along between the skyscrapers does something for my soul. I don't know why.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I think the Goku balloon means "the world can be stupid in ways that are fun sometimes, too. As a treat."
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'take the 2k check that I will never give you and gamble' is so fucking funny man
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
'take the 2k check that I will never give you and gamble' is so fucking funny man
they got dang furries marching in the parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
they got dang furries marching in the parade
the Green Giant has increased Speed and decreased Special Attack so its a good addition to your team given the right moveset
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
the Green Giant has increased Speed and decreased Special Attack so its a good addition to your team given the right moveset
bring bill cosby back just to say "the debut of labubu up next" then put him back in jail
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
bring bill cosby back just to say "the debut of labubu up next" then put him back in jail
they've captured a live Minion and theyre letting parade-goers throw stuff at it
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
they've captured a live Minion and theyre letting parade-goers throw stuff at it
meet Bikini Bottom's newest bad boy: SpongeBevis SquareShorts
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
meet Bikini Bottom's newest bad boy: SpongeBevis SquareShorts
hoda keeps hinting that she's going to flash santa. the other parade co-hosts seem concerned but i dont think theyll actually do anything about it
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
hoda keeps hinting that she's going to flash santa. the other parade co-hosts seem concerned but i dont think theyll actually do anything about it
pretty sure the gun companies also endorse users to not point it at themselves but guns dont describe to you the beautiful mess youll leave behind
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
pretty sure the gun companies also endorse users to not point it at themselves but guns dont describe to you the beautiful mess youll leave behind
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(this is people putting me on lists and me ballin)
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
(this is people putting me on lists and me ballin)
"get in the dang Eva, Bobji"
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"get in the dang Eva, Bobji"