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I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I know it might sound a little bit unbelievable, but
I used to be the pumpkin dipshit
I used to be the pumpkin dipshit
The level of dog ownership where you know your dog isn't home because you just dropped her off somewhere and still get surprised because you expected her to greet you when you got home
January 20, 2026 at 11:22 PM
The level of dog ownership where you know your dog isn't home because you just dropped her off somewhere and still get surprised because you expected her to greet you when you got home
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10 years of this shit
January 20, 2026 at 10:44 PM
10 years of this shit
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i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
one of those engagement bait posts with more questions answered per like received but every question is carefully phrased so that "I'm the pumpkin dipshit" is the answer
1) favorite winter squash?
2) do you think of yourself as smart?
3) are there others like you?
4) what's your catchphrase?
etc
1) favorite winter squash?
2) do you think of yourself as smart?
3) are there others like you?
4) what's your catchphrase?
etc
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
one of those engagement bait posts with more questions answered per like received but every question is carefully phrased so that "I'm the pumpkin dipshit" is the answer
1) favorite winter squash?
2) do you think of yourself as smart?
3) are there others like you?
4) what's your catchphrase?
etc
1) favorite winter squash?
2) do you think of yourself as smart?
3) are there others like you?
4) what's your catchphrase?
etc
haha yes the torment nexus tweet
no, actually: the tech sector is complicit in torture and seeking to torture more people. The "philosophers" it follows advocate extermination for most of us and call it "long termism." Its leaders are ontologically evil and no action against them is unjustified.
no, actually: the tech sector is complicit in torture and seeking to torture more people. The "philosophers" it follows advocate extermination for most of us and call it "long termism." Its leaders are ontologically evil and no action against them is unjustified.
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 PM
haha yes the torment nexus tweet
no, actually: the tech sector is complicit in torture and seeking to torture more people. The "philosophers" it follows advocate extermination for most of us and call it "long termism." Its leaders are ontologically evil and no action against them is unjustified.
no, actually: the tech sector is complicit in torture and seeking to torture more people. The "philosophers" it follows advocate extermination for most of us and call it "long termism." Its leaders are ontologically evil and no action against them is unjustified.
Guy who buys out the kneepads for fucking Ben Shapiro and Steve Bannon and Charlie Kirk has some thoughts about courage in the face of right wingers
At Davos, Governor Gavin Newsom said European leaders were “complicit” and “pathetic” in how they handle President Trump, adding that he should have “brought a bunch of knee pads for them.”
January 20, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Guy who buys out the kneepads for fucking Ben Shapiro and Steve Bannon and Charlie Kirk has some thoughts about courage in the face of right wingers
"AI risks becoming a speculative bubble unless some really speculative shit about its use cases come true"
Fuck's sake, why is the world run by idiots
Fuck's sake, why is the world run by idiots
"Microsoft chief executive Satya Nadella has warned that AI risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies."
Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns AI boom could falter without wider adoption
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
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January 20, 2026 at 1:58 PM
"AI risks becoming a speculative bubble unless some really speculative shit about its use cases come true"
Fuck's sake, why is the world run by idiots
Fuck's sake, why is the world run by idiots
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the coming of fascism is not intended as a distraction from the price of chips. they are doing the thing they want to do because they want to do it and youre letting them
January 20, 2026 at 3:04 AM
the coming of fascism is not intended as a distraction from the price of chips. they are doing the thing they want to do because they want to do it and youre letting them
Your net approval is worse than the GOP's and this is why.
Whoever keeps telling you guys to do this shit either wants you to lose or is really, profoundly bad at their job.
I know all these consultancies are staffed by your most important donors' kids but show a little self-preservation, for once
Whoever keeps telling you guys to do this shit either wants you to lose or is really, profoundly bad at their job.
I know all these consultancies are staffed by your most important donors' kids but show a little self-preservation, for once
Don’t let them distract you. Trump promised lower costs – we just saw the highest grocery inflation in years.
He doesn’t care about your costs.
He doesn’t care about your costs.
January 20, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Your net approval is worse than the GOP's and this is why.
Whoever keeps telling you guys to do this shit either wants you to lose or is really, profoundly bad at their job.
I know all these consultancies are staffed by your most important donors' kids but show a little self-preservation, for once
Whoever keeps telling you guys to do this shit either wants you to lose or is really, profoundly bad at their job.
I know all these consultancies are staffed by your most important donors' kids but show a little self-preservation, for once
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Monday is when Tony takes his dookie pills
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Monday is when Tony takes his dookie pills
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[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
In many ways,,, tonight is the Republican super bowl (contains teams they'll have an easier time mapping the culture war onto for white boomers with terminal brainworms than the NFL playoffs)
January 20, 2026 at 12:55 AM
In many ways,,, tonight is the Republican super bowl (contains teams they'll have an easier time mapping the culture war onto for white boomers with terminal brainworms than the NFL playoffs)
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Sorry, but this is not just distraction sauce.
Trump is fixated. Let's not impose a rational actor model on a guy who is clearly psychotic and sociopathic.
He admitted to the NYT this is psychological--he feels better owning stuff, since he hasn't faced any costs (thanks to SCOTUS), why not.
Trump is fixated. Let's not impose a rational actor model on a guy who is clearly psychotic and sociopathic.
He admitted to the NYT this is psychological--he feels better owning stuff, since he hasn't faced any costs (thanks to SCOTUS), why not.
Thinking, Whatever's in the Epstein files is even worse than we all imagined, and plenty of us have revoltingly lewd imaginations.
This is I'll-start-a-war-to-make-you-forget-for-10-minutes horrific. It's gotta be.
This is I'll-start-a-war-to-make-you-forget-for-10-minutes horrific. It's gotta be.
thinking about how, in the Russian history elective I took in HS, every time a tsar was facing domestic weakness the teacher would turn to the assembled students and ask "so what is it time for?" and we would chant "stunning territorial annexation!" and she would respond "well, DUH, girls"
January 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Sorry, but this is not just distraction sauce.
Trump is fixated. Let's not impose a rational actor model on a guy who is clearly psychotic and sociopathic.
He admitted to the NYT this is psychological--he feels better owning stuff, since he hasn't faced any costs (thanks to SCOTUS), why not.
Trump is fixated. Let's not impose a rational actor model on a guy who is clearly psychotic and sociopathic.
He admitted to the NYT this is psychological--he feels better owning stuff, since he hasn't faced any costs (thanks to SCOTUS), why not.
Qanon was right about everything except which elites weren't pedophiles, who wanted to stop the pedophiles, and a bunch of embarrassing cringeworthy lore about weird rituals they thought were happening
Which, admittedly, are pretty important things to be wrong about.
Which, admittedly, are pretty important things to be wrong about.
I'm beginning to think the demon pedophiles that control all of our access to information aren't exactly on the up and up
it’s just so crazy to see it happen in real time
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Qanon was right about everything except which elites weren't pedophiles, who wanted to stop the pedophiles, and a bunch of embarrassing cringeworthy lore about weird rituals they thought were happening
Which, admittedly, are pretty important things to be wrong about.
Which, admittedly, are pretty important things to be wrong about.
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I'm beginning to think the demon pedophiles that control all of our access to information aren't exactly on the up and up
January 19, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I'm beginning to think the demon pedophiles that control all of our access to information aren't exactly on the up and up
Am I remembering right? Is this the same lady who was notorious a couple of years ago for repeatedly posting "As a liberal in the Bay area, (word vomit of the most extreme exterminationist rhetoric you've ever heard about unhoused people and minorities generally)"?
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Am I remembering right? Is this the same lady who was notorious a couple of years ago for repeatedly posting "As a liberal in the Bay area, (word vomit of the most extreme exterminationist rhetoric you've ever heard about unhoused people and minorities generally)"?
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imagine if you froze all the city’s meat. now imagine the buildings are made of meat as well. now what if the meat was poisoned? we cannot have a mayor with a beard
January 19, 2026 at 9:40 PM
imagine if you froze all the city’s meat. now imagine the buildings are made of meat as well. now what if the meat was poisoned? we cannot have a mayor with a beard
My son just said "work sucks, I know" and is now laughing at me because he got All The Small Things stuck in my head. I have never been more washed or chopped or unc. Send help.
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
My son just said "work sucks, I know" and is now laughing at me because he got All The Small Things stuck in my head. I have never been more washed or chopped or unc. Send help.
The last time and place there was a "war against whole milk" was in tv commercials for low fat, low cholesterol products in the early 90s so it makes sense that MAGA is still obsessed and aggrieved about it
January 19, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The last time and place there was a "war against whole milk" was in tv commercials for low fat, low cholesterol products in the early 90s so it makes sense that MAGA is still obsessed and aggrieved about it
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The really dumb stuff they get so excited about is sometimes welcome just because this dynamic is so funny:
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The really dumb stuff they get so excited about is sometimes welcome just because this dynamic is so funny:
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Video game: "Press Start To Begin!"
Me: *presses A*
Video Game: *Goes into the main menu*
Me: "Yeah that's right you lil bitch"
Me: *presses A*
Video Game: *Goes into the main menu*
Me: "Yeah that's right you lil bitch"
January 19, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Video game: "Press Start To Begin!"
Me: *presses A*
Video Game: *Goes into the main menu*
Me: "Yeah that's right you lil bitch"
Me: *presses A*
Video Game: *Goes into the main menu*
Me: "Yeah that's right you lil bitch"
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Chuck Schumer has begun a pen-pal program with a young danish couple named “de Bergendorffs”
January 19, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Chuck Schumer has begun a pen-pal program with a young danish couple named “de Bergendorffs”
Whatever,,,, this game,,,, is stupid
Whatever this game is stupid
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Whatever,,,, this game,,,, is stupid