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Scam economy
Offer Vince Shlomi said the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to run for office.
‘ShamWow’ guy running for Texas House seat
Offer Vince Shlomi, commonly known as the “ShamWow guy” after his series of towel informercials, is running for a House seat in Texas with a pitch to “soak up the swamp,” according to primary…
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November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Scam economy
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This is the funniest planned economy ever
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
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Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is the funniest planned economy ever
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Small states should pay tribute to larger states in exchange for us not invading to take their corn.
But that's why there's a House. Small states can't lose their equal representation and they shouldn't.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Small states should pay tribute to larger states in exchange for us not invading to take their corn.
I think Trump recognizes and respects The Juice and those who have it, and Zohran clearly has it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think Trump recognizes and respects The Juice and those who have it, and Zohran clearly has it.
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
Zohran walked into that room and said "did you know CATS is coming back to Broadway? Well... They want to, but they can't as long as ICE is around"
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Zohran walked into that room and said "did you know CATS is coming back to Broadway? Well... They want to, but they can't as long as ICE is around"
We must imagine Sisyphus microtransacting
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We must imagine Sisyphus microtransacting
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not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
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Pop-Up Video feature for “Selling Sunset” that displays how all the nasty v-neck bracelet clients made their money
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Pop-Up Video feature for “Selling Sunset” that displays how all the nasty v-neck bracelet clients made their money
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His name is Chaofeng Ge and he was lynched by ICE
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
His name is Chaofeng Ge and he was lynched by ICE
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His name is Chaofeng Ge and he was lynched by ICE
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
His name is Chaofeng Ge and he was lynched by ICE
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His name is Chaofeng Ge and he was lynched by ICE
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
His name is Chaofeng Ge and he was lynched by ICE
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His name is Chaofeng Ge and he was lynched by ICE
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
His name is Chaofeng Ge and he was lynched by ICE
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"compute" sucks, bring back FLOPS
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"compute" sucks, bring back FLOPS
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kinda fucked up that the closest thing we have to billionaires patronizing truly great art and building museums and infrastructure is Tony Khan starting a wrestling promotion.
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
kinda fucked up that the closest thing we have to billionaires patronizing truly great art and building museums and infrastructure is Tony Khan starting a wrestling promotion.
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nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
Watching Jurassic World Rebirth on a plane and honestly it deserves worse. What a pathetic film.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Watching Jurassic World Rebirth on a plane and honestly it deserves worse. What a pathetic film.
The Big Website has started trying to sell me press on nails FOR MEN with MASCULINE energy and I would probably like them if not for the weird gendered marketing and that they're like $50 bucks for a set of fucking press ons.
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The Big Website has started trying to sell me press on nails FOR MEN with MASCULINE energy and I would probably like them if not for the weird gendered marketing and that they're like $50 bucks for a set of fucking press ons.
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we should go back to calling them the spike vgas just so everyone knows the correct amount of respect to afford them
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
we should go back to calling them the spike vgas just so everyone knows the correct amount of respect to afford them
Are airports fascist hell scapes? Yes. But they're also the only place you can escape from linear time and have a bag of Chex mix, a Bloody Mary, and an oversized beer for breakfast
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Are airports fascist hell scapes? Yes. But they're also the only place you can escape from linear time and have a bag of Chex mix, a Bloody Mary, and an oversized beer for breakfast
I would have more respect for my ideological opponents if they could stand up to a single follow-up question
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I would have more respect for my ideological opponents if they could stand up to a single follow-up question