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I'm just an asshole in a white linen suit, sitting in a hot tub by the ocean at dawn. They/Them
The Big Website has started trying to sell me press on nails FOR MEN with MASCULINE energy and I would probably like them if not for the weird gendered marketing and that they're like $50 bucks for a set of fucking press ons.
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The Big Website has started trying to sell me press on nails FOR MEN with MASCULINE energy and I would probably like them if not for the weird gendered marketing and that they're like $50 bucks for a set of fucking press ons.
If you were named after a catchphrase and a minor character from top 10 grossing movies from five years before you were born, what would you name be? Mine would be Coleman Force.
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If you were named after a catchphrase and a minor character from top 10 grossing movies from five years before you were born, what would you name be? Mine would be Coleman Force.
"people on food stamps deserve to die because not enough people voted for Kamala" is the product of a mind that hates America and Americans far more than any tankie ever could
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"people on food stamps deserve to die because not enough people voted for Kamala" is the product of a mind that hates America and Americans far more than any tankie ever could
When was the last time you checked in on Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix because that album whips as much as you remember it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When was the last time you checked in on Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix because that album whips as much as you remember it.
I'm not saying The Secret is real but I have a laser cutter now
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm not saying The Secret is real but I have a laser cutter now
I don't even know what kind of vibe I'm cultivating on here
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I don't even know what kind of vibe I'm cultivating on here
Look at this shit that is supposed to be a "bisexual" chair. Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Look at this shit that is supposed to be a "bisexual" chair. Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.
I'm getting Brazilian Midcenturypilled. I'm going Eisler mode. I'm Zalszupinmaxxing
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm getting Brazilian Midcenturypilled. I'm going Eisler mode. I'm Zalszupinmaxxing
GET TO THE FUCKING AIRPORT, ANDY
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
GET TO THE FUCKING AIRPORT, ANDY
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November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Gonna bring this look back
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Gonna bring this look back
Hey man I'm just curious what you think is gonna be involved in Destroying the Modern Aristocracy
November 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Hey man I'm just curious what you think is gonna be involved in Destroying the Modern Aristocracy
Gotta say it whips to see one of these posts from the other side of the table. Feels like victory.
November 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Gotta say it whips to see one of these posts from the other side of the table. Feels like victory.
If you put this on after polls close tomorrow you can send every millennial in the room to the hospital
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If you put this on after polls close tomorrow you can send every millennial in the room to the hospital
And a one and a two
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
And a one and a two
Swinger who hates his wife is such an insanely rancid vibe
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Swinger who hates his wife is such an insanely rancid vibe
Tom Servo in the cuck chair
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tom Servo in the cuck chair
Did you know they shit posted in the 30s
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Did you know they shit posted in the 30s
Check out the inside of a theatrical light. There's all kinds of shit in there it's crazy
October 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Check out the inside of a theatrical light. There's all kinds of shit in there it's crazy
Really not looking forward to February
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Really not looking forward to February