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I'm just an asshole in a white linen suit, sitting in a hot tub by the ocean at dawn. They/Them
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Remember, communism will win.
I think there's been a vibe shift
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I think there's been a vibe shift
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Sure blue maga was bad and everything but I think we're unprepared for the emergent form of posting that I believe will dominate this website that I'm calling "centrist groyper"
November 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Sure blue maga was bad and everything but I think we're unprepared for the emergent form of posting that I believe will dominate this website that I'm calling "centrist groyper"
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Why are you afraid of the ocean? "oh it's scary and it can kill you" you get behind the wheel of a car almost every day and put your life into the hands of those homicidal animals on the road with you. I don't wanna hear it.
October 9, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Why are you afraid of the ocean? "oh it's scary and it can kill you" you get behind the wheel of a car almost every day and put your life into the hands of those homicidal animals on the road with you. I don't wanna hear it.
Honestly I'm getting really tired of the loop where you say something incredibly incorrect and myopic and then spend the next day moping about looking for pity about everyone yelling at you for being incorrect and myopic.
It's brainrot content for guys who like to think of themselves as smart
It's brainrot content for guys who like to think of themselves as smart
Always liked Parker, so this nastiness is rather disappointing.
I’ll always defend trans rights as I have all my career. But I also believe in the First Amendment’s protecting people being wrong.
And that’s where my engagement will respectfully end for the day.
I’ll always defend trans rights as I have all my career. But I also believe in the First Amendment’s protecting people being wrong.
And that’s where my engagement will respectfully end for the day.
Here's what this is actually about, dumbass
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Honestly I'm getting really tired of the loop where you say something incredibly incorrect and myopic and then spend the next day moping about looking for pity about everyone yelling at you for being incorrect and myopic.
It's brainrot content for guys who like to think of themselves as smart
It's brainrot content for guys who like to think of themselves as smart
"Strong Floor, No Ceiling" is the sort of slogan that shows up at a weekly all hands to indicate you need to drop everything and work on your resumé.
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"Strong Floor, No Ceiling" is the sort of slogan that shows up at a weekly all hands to indicate you need to drop everything and work on your resumé.
Cats: The Jellicle Ball is a re-imagining of CATS as a drag ball, a move which ironically makes CATS less gay, as everyone knows there's nothing more hetero than letting the straights in on a gay little secret
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Cats: The Jellicle Ball is a re-imagining of CATS as a drag ball, a move which ironically makes CATS less gay, as everyone knows there's nothing more hetero than letting the straights in on a gay little secret
I got into self hosted home automation to regain control of my own data and now I'm shopping for more zigbee thermometers to distribute to the rest of the tenants in my apartment building that I can monitor in order to force the landlord to turn the heat on when she's legally obligated.
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I got into self hosted home automation to regain control of my own data and now I'm shopping for more zigbee thermometers to distribute to the rest of the tenants in my apartment building that I can monitor in order to force the landlord to turn the heat on when she's legally obligated.
Nathan Rabin is one of the more influential culture writers of the 21st century and he absolutely deserves a couple bucks if you have a couple bucks to throw his way
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Nathan Rabin is one of the more influential culture writers of the 21st century and he absolutely deserves a couple bucks if you have a couple bucks to throw his way
Zaphod Beeblebrox in the total perspective vortex vibes
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Zaphod Beeblebrox in the total perspective vortex vibes
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i have many followers from this country 🏳️⚧️God bless wherever u are
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i have many followers from this country 🏳️⚧️God bless wherever u are
One of the problems with the broader left is that a bunch of people fail to recognize a hostile actor and instead extend a hand and invite them in, which they will exploit to kill us.
idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
One of the problems with the broader left is that a bunch of people fail to recognize a hostile actor and instead extend a hand and invite them in, which they will exploit to kill us.
Tom Hooper's Rocky Horror Picture Show
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Tom Hooper's Rocky Horror Picture Show
All the other cats in CATS are normal and they're all freaked out by the couple blocks downtown where everybody is constantly breaking out into song and dance and doing magic.
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
All the other cats in CATS are normal and they're all freaked out by the couple blocks downtown where everybody is constantly breaking out into song and dance and doing magic.
I continually get algorithmed clips of this show and every time I see it it screams "this is content" to me.
On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I continually get algorithmed clips of this show and every time I see it it screams "this is content" to me.
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it's a shame that basically the only people who correctly understood Russiagate to be basically true in its entirety, other than the anti-Trump II intellectual commentariat as represented on here, were liberals who now cannot conceive of internal dissension that wasn't put there by scary foreigners
Yo Russian bullshit sloppers:
1. Twitter turned off location again, it's safe for you to go peddle your division there again.
2. Move on to this year's bullshit slopping points, Biden isn't president and hasn't been for almost a year
1. Twitter turned off location again, it's safe for you to go peddle your division there again.
2. Move on to this year's bullshit slopping points, Biden isn't president and hasn't been for almost a year
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
it's a shame that basically the only people who correctly understood Russiagate to be basically true in its entirety, other than the anti-Trump II intellectual commentariat as represented on here, were liberals who now cannot conceive of internal dissension that wasn't put there by scary foreigners
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
[floating in the middle of the room, eyes white, wind howling, voice an unnatural chorus]
"SOUS VIDE A WHOLE 24 LB TURKEY"
"SOUS VIDE A WHOLE 24 LB TURKEY"
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
[floating in the middle of the room, eyes white, wind howling, voice an unnatural chorus]
"SOUS VIDE A WHOLE 24 LB TURKEY"
"SOUS VIDE A WHOLE 24 LB TURKEY"
Out in the backyard with the cousins showing off the new atlatl
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Out in the backyard with the cousins showing off the new atlatl
Gonna make a new leather armor piece as a method to deal with The Horrors
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Gonna make a new leather armor piece as a method to deal with The Horrors
Just want to put it down that if I am killed by a negligent driver as a pedestrian you can honor my memory by dragging the driver from their car and beating them to death on the spot
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just want to put it down that if I am killed by a negligent driver as a pedestrian you can honor my memory by dragging the driver from their car and beating them to death on the spot
"It's best to just try to play nice or not give ammo to your shitty relatives at Thanksgiving-"
Wrong! Thanksgiving is a war, and a winnable one, you simply have to understand the battlefield.
Wrong! Thanksgiving is a war, and a winnable one, you simply have to understand the battlefield.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"It's best to just try to play nice or not give ammo to your shitty relatives at Thanksgiving-"
Wrong! Thanksgiving is a war, and a winnable one, you simply have to understand the battlefield.
Wrong! Thanksgiving is a war, and a winnable one, you simply have to understand the battlefield.
Realizing Al Roker and @pftompkins.bsky.social sound very similar and instantly deciding that I need Paul F Tompkins doing commentary for the Macy's Parade
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Realizing Al Roker and @pftompkins.bsky.social sound very similar and instantly deciding that I need Paul F Tompkins doing commentary for the Macy's Parade
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It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
Did you know Aaron Spelling made a television show based on Vampire: The Masquerade? It's called Kindred - The Embraced and it watches exactly like a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Did you know Aaron Spelling made a television show based on Vampire: The Masquerade? It's called Kindred - The Embraced and it watches exactly like a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP