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*chuckling and putting down my copy of the financial times* President Trump executed Order 66? Doesn't that clown know that'll be bad for military morale?
I want vengeance
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I want vengeance
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what's up it's trane
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
what's up it's trane
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Carry on my chudler son
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Carry on my chudler son
Republicans understand insurance as well as their constituents do, cool
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Republicans understand insurance as well as their constituents do, cool
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No pasta no weed gummies no ACA extension this government is a direct attack on bear culture
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
No pasta no weed gummies no ACA extension this government is a direct attack on bear culture
Heartwarming: ICE agent getting paid in time for Christmas.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Heartwarming: ICE agent getting paid in time for Christmas.
Looks like Favstar is back on the menu boys
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Looks like Favstar is back on the menu boys
I’m sure being immune to bribery charges won’t make anyone act inappropriately when say crypto legislation is brought to the floor.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m sure being immune to bribery charges won’t make anyone act inappropriately when say crypto legislation is brought to the floor.
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They got a promise for a ceremonial vote to continue funding existing health care law or let the president wing it with his own system, which they will almost certainly lose. What else do you want, a pony? 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
They got a promise for a ceremonial vote to continue funding existing health care law or let the president wing it with his own system, which they will almost certainly lose. What else do you want, a pony? 🙄
It’s awesome that they’re also shooting a $28 billion dollar industry in the face with the same act so you can’t even get high and ignore politics about it.
im legit cracking up at the “we gave functional criminal immunity to the part of the US government that basically ensures the legislature will never function again under a blue government while simultaneously giving free range to the fascist right wing party” revelation of the vichy dem cave bill
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It’s awesome that they’re also shooting a $28 billion dollar industry in the face with the same act so you can’t even get high and ignore politics about it.
It was cool when bribery was illegal, there were entire consulting practices built around it. Gone like all the other good jobs in Trump’s economy.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It was cool when bribery was illegal, there were entire consulting practices built around it. Gone like all the other good jobs in Trump’s economy.
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im legit cracking up at the “we gave functional criminal immunity to the part of the US government that basically ensures the legislature will never function again under a blue government while simultaneously giving free range to the fascist right wing party” revelation of the vichy dem cave bill
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
im legit cracking up at the “we gave functional criminal immunity to the part of the US government that basically ensures the legislature will never function again under a blue government while simultaneously giving free range to the fascist right wing party” revelation of the vichy dem cave bill
The Senate can get the beak wet as a treat act of 2025, another landmark win for American governance and the rule of law
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Senate can get the beak wet as a treat act of 2025, another landmark win for American governance and the rule of law
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I'm not sure I'd go so far as to assume the eight Democratic senators were opposed to a provision which apparently makes it functionally illegal to sue or investigate them
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm not sure I'd go so far as to assume the eight Democratic senators were opposed to a provision which apparently makes it functionally illegal to sue or investigate them
The GOP just hates successful direct to consumer businesses, first was the de minimus exception for shipping, now they kill hemp derived THC, what will they kill next
But like actually where did the political will to take the hemp industry out back and shoot it come from
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The GOP just hates successful direct to consumer businesses, first was the de minimus exception for shipping, now they kill hemp derived THC, what will they kill next
Why does everything have serotonin receptors, sometimes I just want to take acid and only mess with my brain
TIL that blood platelets have serotonin receptors, which is why anemia can mimic depression symptoms and that is absolutely fucking fascinating.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Why does everything have serotonin receptors, sometimes I just want to take acid and only mess with my brain
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polarized glasses are dog vision (everything looks different when you tilt your head)
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
polarized glasses are dog vision (everything looks different when you tilt your head)
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"Ta-daa! This is a computer virus." 💾
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"Ta-daa! This is a computer virus." 💾
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“Eat shit forever, and if you want us to stop feeding you shit, you’re just dividing us”
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“Eat shit forever, and if you want us to stop feeding you shit, you’re just dividing us”
It's extremely easy to do in rural areas and has rewards typically associated with extremely easy things
A good way to do this is also to get a few of your friends together and take over your local Democratic Party! This involves going to a lot of boring meetings but it's *very* possible to do in a lot of the country.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's extremely easy to do in rural areas and has rewards typically associated with extremely easy things
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Transferred my boyfriend to metro with a five year price lock in
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Transferred my boyfriend to metro with a five year price lock in
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