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Kris Straub (كريس)
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LOCAL58TV, Candle Cove, All Houses Matter. Cartoonist, presenter, humor scientist. K’thriss on #acqinc. He/him 🇪🇬
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Skinamarink celebrating Christmas by disappearing the fireplace and putting the presents on the ceiling. Fuck those kids
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
for me, it was any episode of doctor who
What’s an episode of a TV show that was so bad it made you quit watching it altogether?

For me, it was this 2012 Doctor Who Christmas special, which contained the same tired “Doctor WHO?” joke no fewer than four times
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Please. My labubu is very sick.
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.

www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN
Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.
www.cnn.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
please let “bugs bunnying” become the slang for manipulating an LLM into ignoring its guardrails, i have never seen a more succinct and evocative term for it
December 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
redacted
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
i like when taylor swift sings the digraph “dr” as the digraph “ch”
December 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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We created fire. You can't put it back in the box. Fire is here to stay. That's why all of our houses have to be made of fire. And we need to write all of our messages in fire. And all the fire has to be owned by the worst people on the planet
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
the invisible parkour man phenomenon is so neat, but like AI, i think it ultimately is just more proof that we are not nearly as complex as we’d like to believe
December 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Fish Poem
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
no
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
either the latest ios 17.x or 23.1 meant RCS messages were just not being delivered to me for a couple weeks. thank you apple
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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tinned fish gacha mechanics
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely?

hey.paris/posts/appleid/
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM