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why tho
Air force guys please go around wide one time to put a funny scrotum underneath this thing. Cmon guys we all need this.
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 AM
January 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I doubt that that's their concern (same parent company):
January 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I was about to make a joke about how the woodford reserve people must be pissed because they're the ones who did a special trump whiskey but I did my due diligence and, well, haha, ahaha, nevertheless,,,
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Scoob, reading from his book, "To Help Hamburger"
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
This is the shit I'm talking about. The owners of most of the newspapers support this! We're going to have to FIGHT the newspapers about this! Why do so many of us still believe they're on our side?

Mustn't say so, though. Not helpful.
January 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Wowe technology has come so far we've recreated early-aughts "Virtual Girl" spyware but also made a little USB cage for it
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
What will he think of this
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
(screenshotting so the original posters don't think I'm weird but)

sometimes it feels like one of the nasty little consequences of a century of "JEWS OWN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA!!" being a favorite right wing conspiracy theory is that it makes it fraught to ask who DOES own the media, and why.
January 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
There's a lot going on here but I think I'm most concerned by his intention to turn the Michigan thumb gap into a ball sack and drop a lot of south western Ontario into lake Huron
January 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The media, the tech sector, the government, wall street, etc. today:
January 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
it's here on bluesky too
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
it's FUCKED UP that those sailors didn't want a guillotine in picadilly and I'm not afraid to say so
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
saying that grok apologized is basically the same mistake as claiming that a power outlet can witness a crime because it kinda looks like two little scared faces
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Honestly deranged that any of you answered differently
December 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
December 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This mf actually took him like 12-18 hours into the future and is therefore the Ghost of Christmas Soon, in this essay I will
December 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I don't wanna start shit with people who are smarter and more respectable than I am but:

No they won't. NYT won't fire him or explain itself. They absolutely don't feel any compunction.

At some point, *pretending that there's still a shred of journalistic ethics at NYT* does more harm than good.
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
omg tho
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hot damn, USA Today! Really?? INCLUDING Jaws?? You wild men! Next you'll tell me that we should rank all of Valve's games INCLUDING half-life! After that we can rank all of the Beatles' albums INCLUDING sargie pep's!! Maybe every Verne novel INCLUDING 20,000 leagues!

Fuck me
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If that's the case, he shoulda listened to da share zone
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
There were options
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
this is a fuckin dump-ass ugly symbol too
December 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM