Oh hey my table
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Oh hey my table
"Look buddy all I care about is keeping you out of the blood war. Pick a god and say a prayer, I literally don't care which one."
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 PM
"Look buddy all I care about is keeping you out of the blood war. Pick a god and say a prayer, I literally don't care which one."
they're also literally poised to elect their own trumpist party. With a massive majority and mandate. The guy who was the public face of brexit, they're about to make him PM. They're watching us do this and they're still going to do it to themselves too
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 PM
they're also literally poised to elect their own trumpist party. With a massive majority and mandate. The guy who was the public face of brexit, they're about to make him PM. They're watching us do this and they're still going to do it to themselves too
impossible, we're all like this in every universe
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
impossible, we're all like this in every universe
it stands for
"This
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"This
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January 21, 2026 at 3:47 PM
it stands for
"This
Mug
Iscool"
"This
Mug
Iscool"
maybe we coulda got here with less of the life-destroying if we'd been spraying their houses down with sewage or building guillotines on their front lawns, but we didn't, and the rest of the world is going to do it for us now.
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
maybe we coulda got here with less of the life-destroying if we'd been spraying their houses down with sewage or building guillotines on their front lawns, but we didn't, and the rest of the world is going to do it for us now.
as infuriating as it is, when so many actual lives are being destroyed, "some fuckin banker can't go to Cannes or he might get yelled at" and "some fuckin trader isn't going to make a seven figure commission this year" is the shit that might actually make the people actually in charge think a little
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
as infuriating as it is, when so many actual lives are being destroyed, "some fuckin banker can't go to Cannes or he might get yelled at" and "some fuckin trader isn't going to make a seven figure commission this year" is the shit that might actually make the people actually in charge think a little
it's a half-formed thought because I'm a half-formed thinker but like, this is the part that actually has the barest fragment of a chance of changing america.
A bunch of wall street assholes who don't care if the libs are aghast might actually experience a consequence now.
it's supposed to hurt
A bunch of wall street assholes who don't care if the libs are aghast might actually experience a consequence now.
it's supposed to hurt
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 PM
it's a half-formed thought because I'm a half-formed thinker but like, this is the part that actually has the barest fragment of a chance of changing america.
A bunch of wall street assholes who don't care if the libs are aghast might actually experience a consequence now.
it's supposed to hurt
A bunch of wall street assholes who don't care if the libs are aghast might actually experience a consequence now.
it's supposed to hurt
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there's nothing deep or meaningful. it's a failed government being destroyed by a despot. a tale as old as civilization, except now we have nukes
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 PM
there's nothing deep or meaningful. it's a failed government being destroyed by a despot. a tale as old as civilization, except now we have nukes
he rose all the way to the high heights of "managing his inheritance worse than just putting in the S&P 500 would have done" by just demanding things louder and louder til people either gave in or stopped dealing with him. Wow. Incredible stuff. Teach it at MBA school.
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 PM
he rose all the way to the high heights of "managing his inheritance worse than just putting in the S&P 500 would have done" by just demanding things louder and louder til people either gave in or stopped dealing with him. Wow. Incredible stuff. Teach it at MBA school.
they're about to elect their own pip pip cheerio trumpist, and his band of absolute yahoos, by an incredible margin.
Watching us do this to ourselves isn't even dissuading them.
it's almost funny, really.
Watching us do this to ourselves isn't even dissuading them.
it's almost funny, really.
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 PM
they're about to elect their own pip pip cheerio trumpist, and his band of absolute yahoos, by an incredible margin.
Watching us do this to ourselves isn't even dissuading them.
it's almost funny, really.
Watching us do this to ourselves isn't even dissuading them.
it's almost funny, really.
It would have been glorious. This is what they took from us.
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 PM
It would have been glorious. This is what they took from us.
Reposted by The Pumpkin Dipshit
Ask and ye shall receive!
January 21, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Ask and ye shall receive!
Maybe this is giving them too much credit but I think some of it is coming from a place of recognizing that the mainstream remains largely unbothered by unlimited police violence, so distinguishing it is an attempt to generate the outrage that police violence doesn't generate enough of.
January 21, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Maybe this is giving them too much credit but I think some of it is coming from a place of recognizing that the mainstream remains largely unbothered by unlimited police violence, so distinguishing it is an attempt to generate the outrage that police violence doesn't generate enough of.