Magnum, T.I.(M.)
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Jimmy cracked corn, and i cared (empath)
if politicians start helping out their constituents, then those constituents are going to start asking for more from politicians
December 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
if politicians start helping out their constituents, then those constituents are going to start asking for more from politicians
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saw a sign at a self checkout "help stop retail theft"
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
saw a sign at a self checkout "help stop retail theft"
the cheese grater implies the exits of a cheese lesser, which, ironically, is what a cheese grater does
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
the cheese grater implies the exits of a cheese lesser, which, ironically, is what a cheese grater does
correlation and causation are actually just synonyms; they mean the same thing
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
correlation and causation are actually just synonyms; they mean the same thing
tiny tim has died
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
tiny tim has died
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Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car
if only there were some countries that already have universal healthcare…
I'm here willing to read anything someone puts together that details how we can get from here to there
I'm all for universal healthcare. Tell me how we get there.
I'm all for universal healthcare. Tell me how we get there.
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if only there were some countries that already have universal healthcare…
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Santa: so yes I’m delivering
Rogan: uhhuh
Santa: toys to all the good boys and girls
Rogan: just the good ones then
Santa: yes
Rogan: did you hear about AI songs? They have one that is 50 Cent and it really sounds like him
Santa: yes I suppose
*10 seconds of dead air*
Rogan: just fuckin nuts
Rogan: uhhuh
Santa: toys to all the good boys and girls
Rogan: just the good ones then
Santa: yes
Rogan: did you hear about AI songs? They have one that is 50 Cent and it really sounds like him
Santa: yes I suppose
*10 seconds of dead air*
Rogan: just fuckin nuts
December 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Santa: so yes I’m delivering
Rogan: uhhuh
Santa: toys to all the good boys and girls
Rogan: just the good ones then
Santa: yes
Rogan: did you hear about AI songs? They have one that is 50 Cent and it really sounds like him
Santa: yes I suppose
*10 seconds of dead air*
Rogan: just fuckin nuts
Rogan: uhhuh
Santa: toys to all the good boys and girls
Rogan: just the good ones then
Santa: yes
Rogan: did you hear about AI songs? They have one that is 50 Cent and it really sounds like him
Santa: yes I suppose
*10 seconds of dead air*
Rogan: just fuckin nuts
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the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄
i specifically make sure to say “happy holidays” to anyone over 60, to make sure that they know that the War on Christmas is ongoing
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i specifically make sure to say “happy holidays” to anyone over 60, to make sure that they know that the War on Christmas is ongoing
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i think we should dress like they do in back to the future 2
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i think we should dress like they do in back to the future 2
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guy who thinks the expression "Right on the money" is "Right on the monkey"
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
guy who thinks the expression "Right on the money" is "Right on the monkey"
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"Ugh, my nicely vacuumed car... Crumbs are a-comin'!"
- My father opening up a vanilla almond biscotti in the driver's seat
- My father opening up a vanilla almond biscotti in the driver's seat
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Ugh, my nicely vacuumed car... Crumbs are a-comin'!"
- My father opening up a vanilla almond biscotti in the driver's seat
- My father opening up a vanilla almond biscotti in the driver's seat
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Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray
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telling my kids Santa isn’t coming this year because he’s too busy arresting illegal immigrants for ICE
December 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
telling my kids Santa isn’t coming this year because he’s too busy arresting illegal immigrants for ICE
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I think why I like Shaq so much is yeah he’s a rich guy, but he’s also just out there havin a good time. Hes not like magic Johnson turning his money into owning every Starbucks on the west coast and buying the dodgers. Hes just a good time hang out guy. Money is fake who cares
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I think why I like Shaq so much is yeah he’s a rich guy, but he’s also just out there havin a good time. Hes not like magic Johnson turning his money into owning every Starbucks on the west coast and buying the dodgers. Hes just a good time hang out guy. Money is fake who cares
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Folks, I don't like to be a stickler, but the costumes in this ODYSSEY adaptation do not strike me as historically accurate.
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Folks, I don't like to be a stickler, but the costumes in this ODYSSEY adaptation do not strike me as historically accurate.
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gonna tell my kids this was Ken and Ryu
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
gonna tell my kids this was Ken and Ryu
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Darth Vader on Bluesky talking about the Mariners signing Rob Refsynder
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Darth Vader on Bluesky talking about the Mariners signing Rob Refsynder
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charlie brown had hoes.
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
charlie brown had hoes.
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need adam friedland to be at least as mean to kevin o'leary as he was to neil degrasse tyson 🙏 please ask him about boat safety
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
need adam friedland to be at least as mean to kevin o'leary as he was to neil degrasse tyson 🙏 please ask him about boat safety
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(man who excels at rotating shapes in mind) god told me touching my weiner is evil
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
(man who excels at rotating shapes in mind) god told me touching my weiner is evil