Jon Drake
@jondrake.bsky.social
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Jon Drake
@jondrake.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the book about anger management that I asked for and I am fucking furious.
You didn’t get me the book about anger management that I asked for and I am fucking furious.
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the book about anger management that I asked for and I am fucking furious.
You didn’t get me the book about anger management that I asked for and I am fucking furious.
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Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
Celebrating Christmas the normal way (playing the hit board game “Kenny G: Keepin’ It Saxy”)
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Celebrating Christmas the normal way (playing the hit board game “Kenny G: Keepin’ It Saxy”)
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only one more shopping day to find that perfect spice for a baby
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
only one more shopping day to find that perfect spice for a baby
Happy Christmas Eve Eve, or as we call it in my household, Compound Butter Day, to all who celebrate
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Happy Christmas Eve Eve, or as we call it in my household, Compound Butter Day, to all who celebrate
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Merry Christmas to all
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Merry Christmas to all
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Big box office showdown this weekend. Biblical animated feature DAVID going up against Avatar: Fire and Ash.
If only there was some kind of parable or old story we could compare it to.
If only there was some kind of parable or old story we could compare it to.
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Big box office showdown this weekend. Biblical animated feature DAVID going up against Avatar: Fire and Ash.
If only there was some kind of parable or old story we could compare it to.
If only there was some kind of parable or old story we could compare it to.
Who thought LinkedIn Wrapped was a good idea? “You sent 47 DMs to hiring managers that went unanswered. Congrats on not killing yourself!” thanks I guess
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Who thought LinkedIn Wrapped was a good idea? “You sent 47 DMs to hiring managers that went unanswered. Congrats on not killing yourself!” thanks I guess
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Christmas hits different during the holidays
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Christmas hits different during the holidays
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Tired: "Die Hard is a Christmas movie"
Wired: "The Green Knight is a Christmas movie"
Wired: "The Green Knight is a Christmas movie"
December 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Tired: "Die Hard is a Christmas movie"
Wired: "The Green Knight is a Christmas movie"
Wired: "The Green Knight is a Christmas movie"
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Couldn’t remember who Clifton Collins Jr played on Justified but luckily Google was there to help
December 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Couldn’t remember who Clifton Collins Jr played on Justified but luckily Google was there to help
Pregaming sleep by blinking more often
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Pregaming sleep by blinking more often
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Really excited to check out Train Dreams but I wanted to read the book first
December 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Really excited to check out Train Dreams but I wanted to read the book first
Whole squad got guns like Buckaroo Banzai
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Whole squad got guns like Buckaroo Banzai
The meaning of Christmas is don’t be rich or we’ll send ghosts to fuck your shit up
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The meaning of Christmas is don’t be rich or we’ll send ghosts to fuck your shit up
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Me constructing my Cinema Club:
I wonder how many doors this should have.
I wonder how many doors this should have.
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Me constructing my Cinema Club:
I wonder how many doors this should have.
I wonder how many doors this should have.
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We're pretty sure, with respect, if there was some news about Buckaroo Banzai, we would've heard
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
We're pretty sure, with respect, if there was some news about Buckaroo Banzai, we would've heard
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👾EPISODE 165 - THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION 👾
We’re back with the extremely strange but also extremely charming 1980’s sci-fi comedy THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION
We’re back with the extremely strange but also extremely charming 1980’s sci-fi comedy THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
👾EPISODE 165 - THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION 👾
We’re back with the extremely strange but also extremely charming 1980’s sci-fi comedy THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION
We’re back with the extremely strange but also extremely charming 1980’s sci-fi comedy THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION
December is such a magical time of year when you have kids. Nothing better than bolting awake at 4:00 am because you forgot to move an elf
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
December is such a magical time of year when you have kids. Nothing better than bolting awake at 4:00 am because you forgot to move an elf
Seeding a pomegranate feels like a pretty normal fruit-preparing experience until you have to spank it with a wooden spoon
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Seeding a pomegranate feels like a pretty normal fruit-preparing experience until you have to spank it with a wooden spoon
Sharing one of my favorite playlists for this time of year!
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sharing one of my favorite playlists for this time of year!
They can only talk like this to like-minded weirdos. If you said this to a real person in the real world you’d get your shit rocked
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They can only talk like this to like-minded weirdos. If you said this to a real person in the real world you’d get your shit rocked
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they should make a meal cost one hour of wages for everyone and then ask what billionaires think
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
they should make a meal cost one hour of wages for everyone and then ask what billionaires think
Oh so AI isn’t art? Then explain this: “Urkel dunking on LeBron.” It’s just words now but it easily could be a really bad video of Urkel dunking on LeBron
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oh so AI isn’t art? Then explain this: “Urkel dunking on LeBron.” It’s just words now but it easily could be a really bad video of Urkel dunking on LeBron
Not posting my Spotify Wrapped because I’m concerned my taste is too good and it will intimidate people
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Not posting my Spotify Wrapped because I’m concerned my taste is too good and it will intimidate people