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Too much lobster on the plane, the plane won’t stay up. 1/2 of https://bsky.app/profile/blastzonepod.bsky.social
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the book about anger management that I asked for and I am fucking furious.
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Celebrating Christmas the normal way (playing the hit board game “Kenny G: Keepin’ It Saxy”)
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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only one more shopping day to find that perfect spice for a baby
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Happy Christmas Eve Eve, or as we call it in my household, Compound Butter Day, to all who celebrate
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Merry Christmas to all
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Big box office showdown this weekend. Biblical animated feature DAVID going up against Avatar: Fire and Ash.

If only there was some kind of parable or old story we could compare it to.
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Who thought LinkedIn Wrapped was a good idea? “You sent 47 DMs to hiring managers that went unanswered. Congrats on not killing yourself!” thanks I guess
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Christmas hits different during the holidays
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Tired: "Die Hard is a Christmas movie"

Wired: "The Green Knight is a Christmas movie"
December 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Couldn’t remember who Clifton Collins Jr played on Justified but luckily Google was there to help
December 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Pregaming sleep by blinking more often
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Really excited to check out Train Dreams but I wanted to read the book first
December 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Whole squad got guns like Buckaroo Banzai
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The meaning of Christmas is don’t be rich or we’ll send ghosts to fuck your shit up
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Me constructing my Cinema Club:
I wonder how many doors this should have.
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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We're pretty sure, with respect, if there was some news about Buckaroo Banzai, we would've heard
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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👾EPISODE 165 - THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION 👾
We’re back with the extremely strange but also extremely charming 1980’s sci-fi comedy THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
December is such a magical time of year when you have kids. Nothing better than bolting awake at 4:00 am because you forgot to move an elf
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Seeding a pomegranate feels like a pretty normal fruit-preparing experience until you have to spank it with a wooden spoon
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Sharing one of my favorite playlists for this time of year!
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
They can only talk like this to like-minded weirdos. If you said this to a real person in the real world you’d get your shit rocked
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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they should make a meal cost one hour of wages for everyone and then ask what billionaires think
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh so AI isn’t art? Then explain this: “Urkel dunking on LeBron.” It’s just words now but it easily could be a really bad video of Urkel dunking on LeBron
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Not posting my Spotify Wrapped because I’m concerned my taste is too good and it will intimidate people
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM