Jon Drake
@jondrake.bsky.social
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Jon Drake
@jondrake.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware
Super Bowl commercials can be boiled down to either:
- Remember this thing? Ha ha us too
- You can gamble on gender reveals now
- Remember this thing? Ha ha us too
- You can gamble on gender reveals now
February 8, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Super Bowl commercials can be boiled down to either:
- Remember this thing? Ha ha us too
- You can gamble on gender reveals now
- Remember this thing? Ha ha us too
- You can gamble on gender reveals now
There’s always somebody trying to start an Instagram for a dog that doesn’t really have that star quality. That dog is not charismatic enough
February 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
There’s always somebody trying to start an Instagram for a dog that doesn’t really have that star quality. That dog is not charismatic enough
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To me, he is perfect
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
To me, he is perfect
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
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Maybe we need to enunciate better
January 29, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Maybe we need to enunciate better
You need to stand out if you want to succeed in this economic landscape. Don’t just email your resume- write it on a brick and throw it through the CEO’s window
January 29, 2026 at 1:17 PM
You need to stand out if you want to succeed in this economic landscape. Don’t just email your resume- write it on a brick and throw it through the CEO’s window
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Amazon Web Services hosts massive surveillance systems for both ICE and DHS.
Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.
AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.
Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.
Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.
AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.
Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Amazon Web Services hosts massive surveillance systems for both ICE and DHS.
Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.
AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.
Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.
Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.
AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.
Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.
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Dr. Kelson:
January 24, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Dr. Kelson:
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🚀EPISODE 168 - MICKEY 17🚀
We continue our look back at 2025 with an episode about Bong Joon Ho’s return to the big screen, it’s MICKEY 17
We continue our look back at 2025 with an episode about Bong Joon Ho’s return to the big screen, it’s MICKEY 17
January 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
🚀EPISODE 168 - MICKEY 17🚀
We continue our look back at 2025 with an episode about Bong Joon Ho’s return to the big screen, it’s MICKEY 17
We continue our look back at 2025 with an episode about Bong Joon Ho’s return to the big screen, it’s MICKEY 17
Skipping ahead to the picture section of a non-fiction book to give myself a little treat
January 21, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Skipping ahead to the picture section of a non-fiction book to give myself a little treat
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Got it—you want to build wings out of wax to escape from the labyrinth. Way to take the initiative! You’ve been warned about flying too close to the sun, but here’s why that’s probably overly cautious-
January 20, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Got it—you want to build wings out of wax to escape from the labyrinth. Way to take the initiative! You’ve been warned about flying too close to the sun, but here’s why that’s probably overly cautious-
The tortoise and the hare is a very famous parable about the importance of not taking a fucking nap in the middle of a foot race
January 18, 2026 at 3:20 PM
The tortoise and the hare is a very famous parable about the importance of not taking a fucking nap in the middle of a foot race
We needed more time with Lalo. I didn’t remember how late he joined the show
January 18, 2026 at 1:58 AM
We needed more time with Lalo. I didn’t remember how late he joined the show
Porridge is not what I assumed bears would be having for breakfast. Didn’t even crack the top 10 tbh
January 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Porridge is not what I assumed bears would be having for breakfast. Didn’t even crack the top 10 tbh
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Marty Supreme? More like… more like One Paddle After Another
January 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Marty Supreme? More like… more like One Paddle After Another
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If you’ve ever wondered what we talk about when we’re not doing the pod
January 15, 2026 at 3:39 PM
If you’ve ever wondered what we talk about when we’re not doing the pod
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How did we become so powerless that they don’t even have to pretend to care anymore? That’s rhetorical it’s because of libs in the comfy middle that stopped us fighting for real change
January 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
How did we become so powerless that they don’t even have to pretend to care anymore? That’s rhetorical it’s because of libs in the comfy middle that stopped us fighting for real change
H&R Block on January 2nd: you didn’t file your fucking taxes yet? Are you insane? You’re going to fucking jail
January 14, 2026 at 9:39 PM
H&R Block on January 2nd: you didn’t file your fucking taxes yet? Are you insane? You’re going to fucking jail
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⚡️EPISODE 167 - THUNDERBOLTS* ⚡️
Antiheroes. Action. Asterisks. What more do you need? About another $100,000,000 in box office receipts to start. This week we’re covering 2025’s THUNDERBOLTS*
Antiheroes. Action. Asterisks. What more do you need? About another $100,000,000 in box office receipts to start. This week we’re covering 2025’s THUNDERBOLTS*
January 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
⚡️EPISODE 167 - THUNDERBOLTS* ⚡️
Antiheroes. Action. Asterisks. What more do you need? About another $100,000,000 in box office receipts to start. This week we’re covering 2025’s THUNDERBOLTS*
Antiheroes. Action. Asterisks. What more do you need? About another $100,000,000 in box office receipts to start. This week we’re covering 2025’s THUNDERBOLTS*
What if we throw in a free set of Truck Nutz for every vehicle
Greenland PM Jens-Frederik Nielsen:
"If we have to choose between the US & Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark. We choose NATO. We choose the Kingdom of Denmark. We choose the EU."
"Greenland does not want to be owned by the US. Greenland does not want to be governed by the US" he later added.
"If we have to choose between the US & Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark. We choose NATO. We choose the Kingdom of Denmark. We choose the EU."
"Greenland does not want to be owned by the US. Greenland does not want to be governed by the US" he later added.
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
What if we throw in a free set of Truck Nutz for every vehicle
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Every movie’s success should be measured in relation to The Accountant 2
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Every movie’s success should be measured in relation to The Accountant 2
At the dog park commiserating with the pugs about our sleep apnea
January 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
At the dog park commiserating with the pugs about our sleep apnea
