updog sinclair
@jonchristian.net
Editor at Futurism, horror/pinball enthusiast, lover of weird stuff, as previously seen in the Boston Globe, Vice, Slate, Wired etc. Please DM with tips and/or memes
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It’s not autonomous if you need a human to keep it from fucking up
October 11, 2024 at 12:27 PM
It’s not autonomous if you need a human to keep it from fucking up
my "we left Epstein Island with all of my children" shirt is raising questions that are clearly answered right on the shirt
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
my "we left Epstein Island with all of my children" shirt is raising questions that are clearly answered right on the shirt
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we are living through the gentrification of street hooch
Yeah, I liked this better when it was called malt liquor
and cost $2 for a 40oz
and cost $2 for a 40oz
February 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
we are living through the gentrification of street hooch
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This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
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all of these words are in the Bible that im writing
!["Clavicular almost caught a CAREER-ENDING cortisol spike after a LARPMAXXED stacy tried jesterfying him on stream by calling him a good boy while he was mid-mog between 2 LOW-TIER NORMIES at ASU [crying emoji]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bxygfvmczgpiz7a4zmhonyrs/bafkreie2pveejd2zxmhxjeu57zu3ww7e2vyojftgzfsmrthj3dnfcyrr3e@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
all of these words are in the Bible that im writing
what if we did a social credit score but it was to flag people who do this kind of thing
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
what if we did a social credit score but it was to flag people who do this kind of thing
i assumed people were exaggerating about kid rock lip syncing at the "alternative half time show" but good lord
February 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
i assumed people were exaggerating about kid rock lip syncing at the "alternative half time show" but good lord
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as a guy who likes a drink and is now on Zepbound I am a very strong believer that GLP-1 agonists are going to transform and possibly destroy the industry
I am not a pot person I do not think anyone should be a pot person but people drinking less booze and smoking more pot is an obvious public health victory.
next up, let’s talk about the “surging pot use” and all the concern about excess cannabis use and put it up against the State of the Booze industry over the past decade (cc: @dinfontay.com) and oh, hey! whadya know? There might be a correlation! Who knew!
There’s clear substitution happening!
There’s clear substitution happening!
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
as a guy who likes a drink and is now on Zepbound I am a very strong believer that GLP-1 agonists are going to transform and possibly destroy the industry
america bring 1 percent of this energy challenge
Growing calls on Keir Starmer to resign (including from the head of the Scottish Labour party) over having named as US ambassador a man with close ties to Epstein.
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...
Keir Starmer’s Allies Rally Around Him Amid Pressure to Resign as Britain’s Prime Minister
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
america bring 1 percent of this energy challenge
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don't get mad but can i ask something about billie joe armstrong's hair
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
don't get mad but can i ask something about billie joe armstrong's hair
libertarian after a solid decade of trump: wait a second
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
libertarian after a solid decade of trump: wait a second
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
i've waited my entire life for this moment
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
i've waited my entire life for this moment
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Watch 404 Media’s Super Bowl Ad
WE BOUGHT A SUPER BOWL AD.
www.404media.co
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
the other 15 percent... are that annoying coworker
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
the other 15 percent... are that annoying coworker
concept: a salt lick for humans made of pure MSG
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
concept: a salt lick for humans made of pure MSG
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
They got the big game on at the bar
explaining this screenshot to someone in 1987 would cause medically diagnosable shock
February 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
explaining this screenshot to someone in 1987 would cause medically diagnosable shock
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
not to curl the monkey's paw, but how long until the hot new revenue model for journalism is "getting scoops and monetizing them by placing bets on polymarket prior to publication"
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
not to curl the monkey's paw, but how long until the hot new revenue model for journalism is "getting scoops and monetizing them by placing bets on polymarket prior to publication"
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Before The Washington Post layoffs came down, a group of wealthy D.C. locals approached CEO Will Lewis with a proposal.
@passantino.bsky.social has the details in his Saturday @status.news column: www.status.news/p/washington...
@passantino.bsky.social has the details in his Saturday @status.news column: www.status.news/p/washington...
February 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Before The Washington Post layoffs came down, a group of wealthy D.C. locals approached CEO Will Lewis with a proposal.
@passantino.bsky.social has the details in his Saturday @status.news column: www.status.news/p/washington...
@passantino.bsky.social has the details in his Saturday @status.news column: www.status.news/p/washington...