updog sinclair
@jonchristian.net
Editor at Futurism, horror/pinball enthusiast, lover of weird stuff, as previously seen in the Boston Globe, Vice, Slate, Wired etc. Please DM with tips and/or memes
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It’s not autonomous if you need a human to keep it from fucking up
October 11, 2024 at 12:27 PM
It’s not autonomous if you need a human to keep it from fucking up
my "we left Epstein Island with all of my children" shirt is raising questions that are clearly answered right on the shirt
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
my "we left Epstein Island with all of my children" shirt is raising questions that are clearly answered right on the shirt
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we are living through the gentrification of street hooch
Yeah, I liked this better when it was called malt liquor
and cost $2 for a 40oz
and cost $2 for a 40oz
February 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
we are living through the gentrification of street hooch
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This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
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all of these words are in the Bible that im writing
!["Clavicular almost caught a CAREER-ENDING cortisol spike after a LARPMAXXED stacy tried jesterfying him on stream by calling him a good boy while he was mid-mog between 2 LOW-TIER NORMIES at ASU [crying emoji]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bxygfvmczgpiz7a4zmhonyrs/bafkreie2pveejd2zxmhxjeu57zu3ww7e2vyojftgzfsmrthj3dnfcyrr3e@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
all of these words are in the Bible that im writing
what if we did a social credit score but it was to flag people who do this kind of thing
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
what if we did a social credit score but it was to flag people who do this kind of thing
i'm always astounded by this
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
i'm always astounded by this
i assumed people were exaggerating about kid rock lip syncing at the "alternative half time show" but good lord
February 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
i assumed people were exaggerating about kid rock lip syncing at the "alternative half time show" but good lord
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as a guy who likes a drink and is now on Zepbound I am a very strong believer that GLP-1 agonists are going to transform and possibly destroy the industry
I am not a pot person I do not think anyone should be a pot person but people drinking less booze and smoking more pot is an obvious public health victory.
next up, let’s talk about the “surging pot use” and all the concern about excess cannabis use and put it up against the State of the Booze industry over the past decade (cc: @dinfontay.com) and oh, hey! whadya know? There might be a correlation! Who knew!
There’s clear substitution happening!
There’s clear substitution happening!
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
as a guy who likes a drink and is now on Zepbound I am a very strong believer that GLP-1 agonists are going to transform and possibly destroy the industry
america bring 1 percent of this energy challenge
Growing calls on Keir Starmer to resign (including from the head of the Scottish Labour party) over having named as US ambassador a man with close ties to Epstein.
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...
Keir Starmer’s Allies Rally Around Him Amid Pressure to Resign as Britain’s Prime Minister
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
america bring 1 percent of this energy challenge
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don't get mad but can i ask something about billie joe armstrong's hair
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
don't get mad but can i ask something about billie joe armstrong's hair
libertarian after a solid decade of trump: wait a second
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
libertarian after a solid decade of trump: wait a second
vibes so bad they should be studied in a laboratory
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
vibes so bad they should be studied in a laboratory
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
my understanding from subject matter experts is yes, they're very prone to explosions during development. but overall it's paid off in genuine strides in cheap and reusable spacecraft that once they're mature do not tend to explode. obvious downside: a deeply unstable man is now intrinsic to NASA
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
my understanding from subject matter experts is yes, they're very prone to explosions during development. but overall it's paid off in genuine strides in cheap and reusable spacecraft that once they're mature do not tend to explode. obvious downside: a deeply unstable man is now intrinsic to NASA
[spaghetti falling out of my pockets]
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
[spaghetti falling out of my pockets]
not much dawg, what's up with you?
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
not much dawg, what's up with you?
i've waited my entire life for this moment
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
i've waited my entire life for this moment
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Watch 404 Media’s Super Bowl Ad
WE BOUGHT A SUPER BOWL AD.
www.404media.co
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
like, SpaceX is not without its problems. but by a long shot it felt like his most serious project, and now it's tied in with his absolute murkiest controversy machines
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
like, SpaceX is not without its problems. but by a long shot it felt like his most serious project, and now it's tied in with his absolute murkiest controversy machines
just the sheer optics astounds me. now it isn't X's offices being raided for horrible reasons, it's SpaceX's offices!
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 PM
just the sheer optics astounds me. now it isn't X's offices being raided for horrible reasons, it's SpaceX's offices!
the other 15 percent... are that annoying coworker
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
the other 15 percent... are that annoying coworker