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NYT committing never-before-seen crimes against em-dashes
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NYT committing never-before-seen crimes against em-dashes
hmmmmm i wonder if that has anything to do with society and the government brutally suppressing it over that exact period of time
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
hmmmmm i wonder if that has anything to do with society and the government brutally suppressing it over that exact period of time
my favorite deep cut: this blip is when it said it'd start producing content using AI
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
my favorite deep cut: this blip is when it said it'd start producing content using AI
[three months later] "oof, zohran k mamdani's got hands"
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
[three months later] "oof, zohran k mamdani's got hands"
incredible slop being served up on facebook dot com
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
incredible slop being served up on facebook dot com
why did they give me an "I Voted" sticker that's clearly for children
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
why did they give me an "I Voted" sticker that's clearly for children
all-time bag fumble, all went downhill the instant they did away with the classic design
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
all-time bag fumble, all went downhill the instant they did away with the classic design
hardly even worth pointing out when trump fibs, but the arrow is pointing to when biden's term started, so obviously it didn't increase "MANY FOLD" under biden if you have even rudimentary chart-reading skills
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
hardly even worth pointing out when trump fibs, but the arrow is pointing to when biden's term started, so obviously it didn't increase "MANY FOLD" under biden if you have even rudimentary chart-reading skills
little known fact: "The Sims" actually stands for "The Simulacra," since it's officially an adaptation of "Simulacra and Simulation" by Jean Baudrillard
November 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
little known fact: "The Sims" actually stands for "The Simulacra," since it's officially an adaptation of "Simulacra and Simulation" by Jean Baudrillard
oh god this is already getting good
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
oh god this is already getting good
andrew cuomo's top advisers: "a beautiful vehicle sir, definitely not associated with anything bad throughout its history"
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
andrew cuomo's top advisers: "a beautiful vehicle sir, definitely not associated with anything bad throughout its history"
dispatches from the land of make-believe
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
dispatches from the land of make-believe
i think this is a glitch but tbh gizmodo should probably keep it
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i think this is a glitch but tbh gizmodo should probably keep it
"but doctor, i *am* the great clown pagliasheet"
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"but doctor, i *am* the great clown pagliasheet"
the perfect costume doesn't exis...
November 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
the perfect costume doesn't exis...
when approval ratings are down
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
when approval ratings are down