Denny Carter
@dennycarter.bsky.social
I write for BadFaithTimes.com. Football knower, writer, podcaster. Enjoyer of chickpeas and Bowie. Millennials are the Greatest Generation.
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Vibes Aren’t Everything. They Are the Only Thing.
To survive in this political environment, Democrats must stop thinking and start feeling.
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I wrote about MAGA for Mamdani Guy, what a vibes-based Democratic Party might look like, and popularism's promise of losing forever.
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Ten point deficit is basically insurmountable for this Packers offense
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Ten point deficit is basically insurmountable for this Packers offense
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Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
I take no pleasure in saying the tush push is very Trumpian in this way
I liked it for a while, then I hated it for a few weeks, now I just have to respect the Eagles having a free, illegal play no one else can use
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I take no pleasure in saying the tush push is very Trumpian in this way
Turning up the Use My Concussed QB As A Runner dial and looking back at the crowd until they tell me I can keep my coaching job.
Holy. Shit.
Even though this kid had 3 trips to concussion protocol before yesterday, Daboll kept dialing up the damage. Fucking nuts.
Even though this kid had 3 trips to concussion protocol before yesterday, Daboll kept dialing up the damage. Fucking nuts.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Turning up the Use My Concussed QB As A Runner dial and looking back at the crowd until they tell me I can keep my coaching job.
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Troy Aikman when he has to talk about analytics
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Troy Aikman when he has to talk about analytics
The one thing I know about Lane Johnson is that the entire Eagles offense collapses without him.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The one thing I know about Lane Johnson is that the entire Eagles offense collapses without him.
Packers committed to Jordan Love as a handoff machine
Packers currently rocking a cool -38% pass rate over expectation, per NFL Next Gen Stats.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Packers committed to Jordan Love as a handoff machine
Everyone associated with the Cowboys is trapped in 1996, it’s true.
Aikman still thinks it's 1996 and will never move past then
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Everyone associated with the Cowboys is trapped in 1996, it’s true.
Aikman HATES that fourth down conversion tries have become commonplace. He wants punts. He wants field goals.
Troy Aikman weekly "WELL ANALYTICS TELL YOU YOU GO FOR IT" red ass mad moment
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Aikman HATES that fourth down conversion tries have become commonplace. He wants punts. He wants field goals.
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This is my favorite example.
“Enjoy The Iliad the way it was meant to be presented: In 1.25x speed audiobook format.”
(The idea that you will get something more like the original experience by listening to it in English as opposed to reading it in English is very funny, too)
“Enjoy The Iliad the way it was meant to be presented: In 1.25x speed audiobook format.”
(The idea that you will get something more like the original experience by listening to it in English as opposed to reading it in English is very funny, too)
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is my favorite example.
“Enjoy The Iliad the way it was meant to be presented: In 1.25x speed audiobook format.”
(The idea that you will get something more like the original experience by listening to it in English as opposed to reading it in English is very funny, too)
“Enjoy The Iliad the way it was meant to be presented: In 1.25x speed audiobook format.”
(The idea that you will get something more like the original experience by listening to it in English as opposed to reading it in English is very funny, too)
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in trying to fathom how he runs his companies more or less successfully I basically decided he was a clout demon who could smell good nerd vibes and walk towards them.
he knows blade runner is cool but has never seen Blade Runner. he knows Diablo is cool but does not play diablo
he knows blade runner is cool but has never seen Blade Runner. he knows Diablo is cool but does not play diablo
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
in trying to fathom how he runs his companies more or less successfully I basically decided he was a clout demon who could smell good nerd vibes and walk towards them.
he knows blade runner is cool but has never seen Blade Runner. he knows Diablo is cool but does not play diablo
he knows blade runner is cool but has never seen Blade Runner. he knows Diablo is cool but does not play diablo
Davis Mills, Marcus Mariota, Mac Jones, and Tyler Shough among the top ten QBs in EPA per drop back this week.
OK!
OK!
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Davis Mills, Marcus Mariota, Mac Jones, and Tyler Shough among the top ten QBs in EPA per drop back this week.
OK!
OK!
It's funny because Musk says he plays hours and hours of video games every day and never logs off X and has like six jobs. The man does not read.
I saw this screenshot. I have actually seen the list and it's all the most stereotypical of stereotypical techbro bullshit.
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's funny because Musk says he plays hours and hours of video games every day and never logs off X and has like six jobs. The man does not read.
my 12 year old gave me the cursed knowledge of this song so you have to have it too
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W&W - OIIA OIIA (Spinning Cat)
YouTube video by W&W
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November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
my 12 year old gave me the cursed knowledge of this song so you have to have it too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxX_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxX_...
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Taking "team building" to terrifyingly literal new heights
From the, uh, looks of things it appears Fox News mandated facelifts for every on-air talent over the past few weeks
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Taking "team building" to terrifyingly literal new heights
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
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look pretty for the tyrant! badfaithtimes.com/mutilating-y...
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
look pretty for the tyrant! badfaithtimes.com/mutilating-y...
[stands in front yard and points at sky at 5:09 p.m.]
look what they took from you
look what they took from you
It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
[stands in front yard and points at sky at 5:09 p.m.]
look what they took from you
look what they took from you
From the, uh, looks of things it appears Fox News mandated facelifts for every on-air talent over the past few weeks
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
From the, uh, looks of things it appears Fox News mandated facelifts for every on-air talent over the past few weeks
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Not caring if the integrity of a pro sport is compromised is quite the take
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Not caring if the integrity of a pro sport is compromised is quite the take
Honestly the Packers offense is probably better without Golden out there running empty routes. They might finally do the right thing and unleash Christian Watson.
Matthew Golden officially inactive for MNF
Matthew Golden officially inactive for MNF
Packers WR Matthew Golden (shoulder) is inactive for Week 10 against the Eagles.
dlvr.it
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Honestly the Packers offense is probably better without Golden out there running empty routes. They might finally do the right thing and unleash Christian Watson.
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Denny with a banger aimed squarely at the stench of stodgy cowardice emanating from Capitol Hill 👇
Had to write about Angus King's declaration that "standing up to Trump didn't work" because I've never heard anything bleaker in my life.
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We’re Not Asking For Much, Angus
"Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work."
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November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Denny with a banger aimed squarely at the stench of stodgy cowardice emanating from Capitol Hill 👇