Sarah Cupcakes
@cupcakesarenice.bsky.social
Resting bored face. Energy drink connoisseur. Zack Greinke superfan. Dance cardio enthusiast. she/her/y'all #ForeverRoyal #bbsky #tar38 #RHAP #DWTS #DeadSky
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"Everyone is stupid, except for me" A Memoir Written by Everyone
Who else is invested in the chives on Reddit?
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Who else is invested in the chives on Reddit?
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The timeline never disappoints
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The timeline never disappoints
I don't like it when people repost things from Twitter because if I wanted to be on that network, I would be. HOWEVER, y'all keep on posting the Joyce Carol Oates stuff.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I don't like it when people repost things from Twitter because if I wanted to be on that network, I would be. HOWEVER, y'all keep on posting the Joyce Carol Oates stuff.
Y'all this is my crunch week and I had like three biscuits and two giant pieces of garlic toast today
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Y'all this is my crunch week and I had like three biscuits and two giant pieces of garlic toast today
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Everybody Knows What Wrong With Nathan Silver is the name of my next album
What the fuck is wrong with Nate Silver? This is a rhetorical question. We all know.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Everybody Knows What Wrong With Nathan Silver is the name of my next album
What the fuck is wrong with Nate Silver? This is a rhetorical question. We all know.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
What the fuck is wrong with Nate Silver? This is a rhetorical question. We all know.
I need to find a way to be as dramatic as possible that requires the least amount of effort on my part
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I need to find a way to be as dramatic as possible that requires the least amount of effort on my part
Okay but they really are
"Everyone is stupid, except for me" A Memoir Written by Everyone
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Okay but they really are
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Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
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I don't know the actual details of the shutdown deal but BlueSky is making it sound like the democrats just made a trade with the Rays.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I don't know the actual details of the shutdown deal but BlueSky is making it sound like the democrats just made a trade with the Rays.
I read that a group of eight House Democrat Charlie Browns are planning to kick the football.
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I read that a group of eight House Democrat Charlie Browns are planning to kick the football.
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In my phone camera's latest update, the "switch to selfie mode" button and the "go to your photos" button have swapped sides. This is first-world devastating.
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
In my phone camera's latest update, the "switch to selfie mode" button and the "go to your photos" button have swapped sides. This is first-world devastating.
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Banao, a banana-headed boy who loves bananas comes from Kirishima City, Kagoshima, where bananas are grown.
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Banao, a banana-headed boy who loves bananas comes from Kirishima City, Kagoshima, where bananas are grown.
Just a little something to take the edge off
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Just a little something to take the edge off
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schumer isnt an operator, he’s not playing 4D chess. i think he’s offering a CR that should end the shutdown without his own caucus revolting. republicans are turning it down because theyre insane. this is the optimal outcome politically but i am like 95% sure he stumbled into it
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
schumer isnt an operator, he’s not playing 4D chess. i think he’s offering a CR that should end the shutdown without his own caucus revolting. republicans are turning it down because theyre insane. this is the optimal outcome politically but i am like 95% sure he stumbled into it
At that time, the only person in Arkansas more popular than Mike Beebe was Jesus Christ.
On this day in 2006, Mike Beebe was elected governor with 55.6 percent of the vote. His leadership was regarded as largely pragmatic, especially as he was a popular Democratic governor at a time when the state was shifting toward the Republican Party. encyclopediaofarkansas.net/entries/mick...
Mike Beebe (1946–) - Encyclopedia of Arkansas
A veteran of state government, Mickey Dale (Mike) Beebe was inaugurated as Arkansas’s forty-fifth governor on January 9, 2007. He remained popular with ...
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November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
At that time, the only person in Arkansas more popular than Mike Beebe was Jesus Christ.
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wow!! a trillionaire! every reaction i am having is definitely within both legal and community guidelines!!
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
wow!! a trillionaire! every reaction i am having is definitely within both legal and community guidelines!!
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The pattern has existed for ages: Republicans lie about what Democrats are planning in order to give themselves permission to do that thing. It's not that the accusations are confessions, the accusations are battle plans.
Ted Cruz: "I think right now the 2 frontrunners for the Democratic nomination in 2028 are AOC and Mamdani. Now, he's not even eligible, but what do they care? Law doesn't mean anything to them. That's where their party is."
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The pattern has existed for ages: Republicans lie about what Democrats are planning in order to give themselves permission to do that thing. It's not that the accusations are confessions, the accusations are battle plans.
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Somehow, Subway, he got himself out of that pickle.
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Somehow, Subway, he got himself out of that pickle.
It'll be nice for Subway to have a spokesperson who isn't a criminal for once.
if Subway has any courage they will hire this man for advertisements
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It'll be nice for Subway to have a spokesperson who isn't a criminal for once.
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if Subway has any courage they will hire this man for advertisements
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
if Subway has any courage they will hire this man for advertisements
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.