Just My Nonsense:
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My Least Worst:
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wife: donโt say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: donโt say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
โYour event?โ
โDownhill.โ
โSkiing?โ
โNo. Just going downhill.โ
โHuh?โ
โHereโs my resume and a picture of me in college.โ
โYour event?โ
โDownhill.โ
โSkiing?โ
โNo. Just going downhill.โ
โHuh?โ
โHereโs my resume and a picture of me in college.โ
ME: *folds shawl* ok so no tickling right
ME: *folds shawl* ok so no tickling right
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
Like coming up through the floorโฆ
Like coming up through the floorโฆ
The End.
The End.