Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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Sincerely, L. Cohen
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Sincerely, L. Cohen
Much obliged, folks. Thank you!
February 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Much obliged, folks. Thank you!
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25 of the funniest posts weโve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/02/11/2...
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
25 of the funniest posts weโve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/02/11/2...
me: *whispers* theyโre the mane attraction
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
me: *whispers* theyโre the mane attraction
me: theyโre just-
wife: donโt say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: donโt say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
me: theyโre just-
wife: donโt say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: donโt say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
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my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if iโve continued to get more handsome since then
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if iโve continued to get more handsome since then
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[Olympic tryouts]
โYour event?โ
โDownhill.โ
โSkiing?โ
โNo. Just going downhill.โ
โHuh?โ
โHereโs my resume and a picture of me in college.โ
โYour event?โ
โDownhill.โ
โSkiing?โ
โNo. Just going downhill.โ
โHuh?โ
โHereโs my resume and a picture of me in college.โ
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
[Olympic tryouts]
โYour event?โ
โDownhill.โ
โSkiing?โ
โNo. Just going downhill.โ
โHuh?โ
โHereโs my resume and a picture of me in college.โ
โYour event?โ
โDownhill.โ
โSkiing?โ
โNo. Just going downhill.โ
โHuh?โ
โHereโs my resume and a picture of me in college.โ
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You can't get inside a television anymore since ratings for the third dimension went sideways but we'll always remember how the dotted lines behind Three's Company represented when we should laugh
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
You can't get inside a television anymore since ratings for the third dimension went sideways but we'll always remember how the dotted lines behind Three's Company represented when we should laugh
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If I'm so dumb how does my body know when it's a full moon
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
If I'm so dumb how does my body know when it's a full moon
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Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware
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[gang fight]
ME: *folds shawl* ok so no tickling right
ME: *folds shawl* ok so no tickling right
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
[gang fight]
ME: *folds shawl* ok so no tickling right
ME: *folds shawl* ok so no tickling right
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Me: Invest all my savings in cryptocurrency
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
August 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me: Invest all my savings in cryptocurrency
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
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we never drank water growing up i donโt even know how im alive right now
August 19, 2023 at 12:33 PM
we never drank water growing up i donโt even know how im alive right now
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[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
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I tell my wife I'm the boss like every husband does.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I tell my wife I'm the boss like every husband does.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
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I wear my heart on my sleeve, my anxiety on my face and my bog witchness in my hair
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I wear my heart on my sleeve, my anxiety on my face and my bog witchness in my hair
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It is remarkable when a new person enters your world in a way that youโve never witnessed before.
Like coming up through the floorโฆ
Like coming up through the floorโฆ
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
It is remarkable when a new person enters your world in a way that youโve never witnessed before.
Like coming up through the floorโฆ
Like coming up through the floorโฆ
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A magical package arrived today from up north and I love him very much. He is a @geraldinepiche.bsky.social original and an amazing gift thatโs striking in person. If you donโt already, support their art and them (THEM!) because theyโre very talented and kind and I promise youโll love what you see.
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
A magical package arrived today from up north and I love him very much. He is a @geraldinepiche.bsky.social original and an amazing gift thatโs striking in person. If you donโt already, support their art and them (THEM!) because theyโre very talented and kind and I promise youโll love what you see.
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look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
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(guy who just remembered recency bias) that's probably recency bias
June 22, 2024 at 9:57 PM
(guy who just remembered recency bias) that's probably recency bias
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I think we should each be allowed to choose one detachable body part.
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I think we should each be allowed to choose one detachable body part.
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And then, he was a Good Bunny. A very Good Bunny.
The End.
The End.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
And then, he was a Good Bunny. A very Good Bunny.
The End.
The End.
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The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 AM
The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind
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I parallel parked so bad that I had to leave and find a new space.
January 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I parallel parked so bad that I had to leave and find a new space.
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That Italian woman just won a speed skating gold on her 35th birthday. I pulled a hammy reaching for the Tums this morning
February 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
That Italian woman just won a speed skating gold on her 35th birthday. I pulled a hammy reaching for the Tums this morning