Uncle Duke
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“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
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[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
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This day in history. 1594. Scottish mathematician Laird John Napier dedicated his work "Plaine Discovery of the Whole Revelation of St John" to king James VI and predicted that the end of the world would come "in 1688 or 1700 but put a safety bet on 2026 just in case."
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 AM
This day in history. 1594. Scottish mathematician Laird John Napier dedicated his work "Plaine Discovery of the Whole Revelation of St John" to king James VI and predicted that the end of the world would come "in 1688 or 1700 but put a safety bet on 2026 just in case."
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Pro tip: Asking God to smite your enemies will ensure you never get asked to lead the prayer before a family meal again.
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Pro tip: Asking God to smite your enemies will ensure you never get asked to lead the prayer before a family meal again.
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It's all fun and games till the authorities* show up
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It's all fun and games till the authorities* show up
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
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The Super Bowl is turning 60 which means it’s likely divorced, wearing an Ed Hardy shirt & hitting on women half its age.
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The Super Bowl is turning 60 which means it’s likely divorced, wearing an Ed Hardy shirt & hitting on women half its age.
“I hope this thing’s recording. Okay Marla, I only have a few seconds. My life insurance policy’s in the top drawer of the desk in my study. My broker Ted’s number is in my phone, call him. Also, ask Phil to come by and get rid of the box we talked about, he’ll know what I mean.”
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
“I hope this thing’s recording. Okay Marla, I only have a few seconds. My life insurance policy’s in the top drawer of the desk in my study. My broker Ted’s number is in my phone, call him. Also, ask Phil to come by and get rid of the box we talked about, he’ll know what I mean.”
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“Okay Steve, try it now.”
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
“Okay Steve, try it now.”
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"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."
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what’s a down again? dad, are you crying? -me, every Super Bowl Sunday
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
what’s a down again? dad, are you crying? -me, every Super Bowl Sunday
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oh no my cwypto it is vewy sick😭
February 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
oh no my cwypto it is vewy sick😭
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Doctor: Rest your foot for a couple days.
Me to my husband: Honey, the doctor says you’re doing everything for the foreseeable future.
Me to my husband: Honey, the doctor says you’re doing everything for the foreseeable future.
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Doctor: Rest your foot for a couple days.
Me to my husband: Honey, the doctor says you’re doing everything for the foreseeable future.
Me to my husband: Honey, the doctor says you’re doing everything for the foreseeable future.
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Immaculate conception, but it’s just a mystery bruise…
February 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Immaculate conception, but it’s just a mystery bruise…
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
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Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
March 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
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I could never have imposter syndrome, it’s just not me.
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I could never have imposter syndrome, it’s just not me.
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I’ve had a few wuthering lows in my time.
February 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I’ve had a few wuthering lows in my time.
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
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Hey kids! Apparently I am a "big communist account" now, check me out
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Hey kids! Apparently I am a "big communist account" now, check me out
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thinking about cosplaying as a bear gives me pause. folks,,
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 PM
thinking about cosplaying as a bear gives me pause. folks,,
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Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
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This day in history. 1928. Australian aviator Bert Hinkley took off from Croydon on the first solo flight from England to Australia. "Why take such a risk?" they asked and he answered "Have you seen Croydon?"
February 7, 2026 at 9:21 AM
This day in history. 1928. Australian aviator Bert Hinkley took off from Croydon on the first solo flight from England to Australia. "Why take such a risk?" they asked and he answered "Have you seen Croydon?"
"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."