Uncle Duke
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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
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“Shit.”
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
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“Shit.”
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can’t find my cellphone & i don’t have a landline to call myself & now im pissed & also im hungry & oh hey look there’s m&m’s (!) & idk where i was going with this 😬
February 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
can’t find my cellphone & i don’t have a landline to call myself & now im pissed & also im hungry & oh hey look there’s m&m’s (!) & idk where i was going with this 😬
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ME: draw me like one of your french girls
POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: that’s not how this works
POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: that’s not how this works
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
ME: draw me like one of your french girls
POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: that’s not how this works
POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: that’s not how this works
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Windswept on sand for a look that says I will always be there because I have been here always, or perfectly raked perimeter around a campsite for a look that says I'll be with you until the hose runs out
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Windswept on sand for a look that says I will always be there because I have been here always, or perfectly raked perimeter around a campsite for a look that says I'll be with you until the hose runs out
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Guy in the bathroom stall next to me just angrily muttered “that’s what fucken happens when you eat too many peanuts!” I have so many questions
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Guy in the bathroom stall next to me just angrily muttered “that’s what fucken happens when you eat too many peanuts!” I have so many questions
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Once again I am expected to prepare my own dinner
January 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Once again I am expected to prepare my own dinner
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I know that I could never chop up a body with an axe should I ever need to dispose of a corpse. It’s not that I’m squeamish or anything, I just lack the necessary upper body strength.
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I know that I could never chop up a body with an axe should I ever need to dispose of a corpse. It’s not that I’m squeamish or anything, I just lack the necessary upper body strength.
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BANANA POEM
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
BANANA POEM
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
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This day in history. 1913. Greek aviators Lieutenant Michael Moutoussis and Ensign Aristeidis Moraitinis carried out the first naval air mission. Ensign Moraitinis lost control of his Farman MF.7 hydroplane when he flew too close to the sun and melted his moustache wax. Tragic.
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 AM
This day in history. 1913. Greek aviators Lieutenant Michael Moutoussis and Ensign Aristeidis Moraitinis carried out the first naval air mission. Ensign Moraitinis lost control of his Farman MF.7 hydroplane when he flew too close to the sun and melted his moustache wax. Tragic.
*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
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It was an unpleasant business, but every four years, Grimace required a blood sacrifice, and well, nobody really much liked Brandon anyway.
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
It was an unpleasant business, but every four years, Grimace required a blood sacrifice, and well, nobody really much liked Brandon anyway.
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“Hey, who’s the new girl?”
February 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
“Hey, who’s the new girl?”
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In 1977 NASA launched the Voyager spacecraft, including a CD with the song Johnny B. Goode, on a mission to study the solar system & beyond.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
In 1977 NASA launched the Voyager spacecraft, including a CD with the song Johnny B. Goode, on a mission to study the solar system & beyond.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
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I need to stop buying up domain names out of spite because I am surprised when I get charged for renewal two years after I was mad
February 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I need to stop buying up domain names out of spite because I am surprised when I get charged for renewal two years after I was mad
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For years, I thought DEFCON 5 was more serious than DEFCON 1, and I'll be honest: a lot of people died
February 3, 2026 at 6:05 AM
For years, I thought DEFCON 5 was more serious than DEFCON 1, and I'll be honest: a lot of people died
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Has it ever rained normally in a film.
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Has it ever rained normally in a film.
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stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time
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is it after you wake up, it’s after you wake up isn’t it
February 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
is it after you wake up, it’s after you wake up isn’t it
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Late nap because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before ....
February 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Late nap because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before ....
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[opens rat poison]
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
[opens rat poison]
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
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one of the reasons i can’t stand my neighbors is bc they named they french bulldog louis but call their son pooter
February 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
one of the reasons i can’t stand my neighbors is bc they named they french bulldog louis but call their son pooter
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SOLDIER INSIDE TROJAN HORSE: *whispering* this could have been an email
February 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
SOLDIER INSIDE TROJAN HORSE: *whispering* this could have been an email
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when you’re a kid the old people in Willy Wonka seem depressing and a bit scary but as you age the idea of being in bed all day in the kitchen seems kinda nice
October 14, 2024 at 1:39 PM
when you’re a kid the old people in Willy Wonka seem depressing and a bit scary but as you age the idea of being in bed all day in the kitchen seems kinda nice
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Paul Newman died in Cool Hand Luke, and then he died in real life. Spooky
February 4, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Paul Newman died in Cool Hand Luke, and then he died in real life. Spooky