Uncle Duke
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Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
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me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
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Sincerely, L. Cohen
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Sincerely, L. Cohen
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I broke up with a woman recently and she was very angry and told me that I was going to die sad and alone and the cats would eat me before anyone found me. So now I've got to get cats, apparently. 😒
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I broke up with a woman recently and she was very angry and told me that I was going to die sad and alone and the cats would eat me before anyone found me. So now I've got to get cats, apparently. 😒
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Child stars from the 1970s: You won't recognize them today!
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Child stars from the 1970s: You won't recognize them today!
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Happy Library Lovers Month to everyone who loves and supports our libraries! #Libraries #Librarians #BookLove
February 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Happy Library Lovers Month to everyone who loves and supports our libraries! #Libraries #Librarians #BookLove
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I know you're not supposed to pick on things people can't help, but Pam Bondi is dumber than a bag of dog shit on the ground next to a trashcan instead of inside it
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I know you're not supposed to pick on things people can't help, but Pam Bondi is dumber than a bag of dog shit on the ground next to a trashcan instead of inside it
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is it smiling, it’s smiling isn’t it
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
is it smiling, it’s smiling isn’t it
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sees man in trousers, vest, jacket & tie . follows suit . folks,,
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
sees man in trousers, vest, jacket & tie . follows suit . folks,,
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Are you anxious or are you simply correctly assessing the numerous threats
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Are you anxious or are you simply correctly assessing the numerous threats
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ME: so it rhymes with baseline
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
ME: so it rhymes with baseline
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
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The commentators are not watching the right thing as a joke, but fate only laughs at its own jokes. Shakespeare's lost play Any Sport Will Ado found the whole time
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The commentators are not watching the right thing as a joke, but fate only laughs at its own jokes. Shakespeare's lost play Any Sport Will Ado found the whole time
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Welcome to Do’s & Don’ts Club. Pay your dues at the door or don’t come in.
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Welcome to Do’s & Don’ts Club. Pay your dues at the door or don’t come in.
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This town’s plenty big for the both of us. Get in here
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This town’s plenty big for the both of us. Get in here
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socrates: the unexamined life is not worth living
me, examining life: well this sucks
me, examining life: well this sucks
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 PM
socrates: the unexamined life is not worth living
me, examining life: well this sucks
me, examining life: well this sucks
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This day in history. 1450. Feast day of saint Julian the Hospitaller who murdered his parents in their sleep but it's fine with the church because he thought they were his wife and some dude.
February 12, 2026 at 9:22 AM
This day in history. 1450. Feast day of saint Julian the Hospitaller who murdered his parents in their sleep but it's fine with the church because he thought they were his wife and some dude.
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Meth lab is short for method acting labradoodles.
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Meth lab is short for method acting labradoodles.
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a old dude on marketplace dm'd me and asked me to phone him about my listing. PHONE.
while stunned, i am simultaneously soothed by the 1978 vibe
while stunned, i am simultaneously soothed by the 1978 vibe
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
a old dude on marketplace dm'd me and asked me to phone him about my listing. PHONE.
while stunned, i am simultaneously soothed by the 1978 vibe
while stunned, i am simultaneously soothed by the 1978 vibe
Sincerely, L. Cohen
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Sincerely, L. Cohen
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/02/11/2...
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/02/11/2...
me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
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my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
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[Olympic tryouts]
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
[Olympic tryouts]
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
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You can't get inside a television anymore since ratings for the third dimension went sideways but we'll always remember how the dotted lines behind Three's Company represented when we should laugh
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
You can't get inside a television anymore since ratings for the third dimension went sideways but we'll always remember how the dotted lines behind Three's Company represented when we should laugh
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If I'm so dumb how does my body know when it's a full moon
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
If I'm so dumb how does my body know when it's a full moon