Uncle Duke
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[Olympic tryouts]
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
[Olympic tryouts]
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
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i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate
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the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
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𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 by the Doobie Brothers is my favorite song about coffee.
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 AM
𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 by the Doobie Brothers is my favorite song about coffee.
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This is one of those ‘if I wake up dead tomorrow it will still be a better day than today’ kind of days.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
This is one of those ‘if I wake up dead tomorrow it will still be a better day than today’ kind of days.
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The faculty demanded I defend my dissertation. They seemed less enthusiastic about it once I started swinging the nunchucks.
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The faculty demanded I defend my dissertation. They seemed less enthusiastic about it once I started swinging the nunchucks.
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the worst human art is still better than any AI art
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
the worst human art is still better than any AI art
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An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 AM
An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible
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Our very first Bring Your Pet to the Zoo Day will also be our very last Bring Your Pet to the Zoo Day. We don’t know what we were thinking.
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Our very first Bring Your Pet to the Zoo Day will also be our very last Bring Your Pet to the Zoo Day. We don’t know what we were thinking.
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selling my cemetery plot, i'm just not getting as much use out of it these days as i expected
January 30, 2026 at 5:43 AM
selling my cemetery plot, i'm just not getting as much use out of it these days as i expected
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i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
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i don’t need to have drafts to produce quality posts
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
i don’t need to have drafts to produce quality posts
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Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
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Wind chimes like awkward singing for the gathering of pendulums, which is called a murder of the earth's rotation the musical
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Wind chimes like awkward singing for the gathering of pendulums, which is called a murder of the earth's rotation the musical
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*to Cupid* Just the normal arrows, big dawg
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
*to Cupid* Just the normal arrows, big dawg
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My husband thinks I’m trying to seduce him by doing a sexy dance in the hallway, but I’m really just using a tennis ball to work a knot out of my shoulder.
February 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
My husband thinks I’m trying to seduce him by doing a sexy dance in the hallway, but I’m really just using a tennis ball to work a knot out of my shoulder.
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This day in history. 60. The apostle Paul was shipwrecked off the coast of Malta and was bitten by a viper and the viper died not he so the islanders thought he was a god and became Christians but when a budgie bit me and died the Church of Jim lost congregants which hardly seems fair really.
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 AM
This day in history. 60. The apostle Paul was shipwrecked off the coast of Malta and was bitten by a viper and the viper died not he so the islanders thought he was a god and became Christians but when a budgie bit me and died the Church of Jim lost congregants which hardly seems fair really.
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I’m a person of a certain age.
Isn’t everyone?
Isn’t everyone?
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 AM
I’m a person of a certain age.
Isn’t everyone?
Isn’t everyone?
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As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
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This carpet is super fancy! A shag?
This carpet is super! Fancy a shag?
Punctuation matters.
This carpet is super! Fancy a shag?
Punctuation matters.
February 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
This carpet is super fancy! A shag?
This carpet is super! Fancy a shag?
Punctuation matters.
This carpet is super! Fancy a shag?
Punctuation matters.
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Just so we're all clear, the plural of Roomba is Roombae
Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Just so we're all clear, the plural of Roomba is Roombae
Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
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It would be cool in the afterlife if you got to sit down for dinner conversations with brilliant inventors like Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Edison and whoever came up with the spork.
February 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
It would be cool in the afterlife if you got to sit down for dinner conversations with brilliant inventors like Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Edison and whoever came up with the spork.
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ME: it’s not delivery it’s digiorno
HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
ME: it’s not delivery it’s digiorno
HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
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the movies we truly deserve: thread
February 7, 2026 at 8:33 PM
the movies we truly deserve: thread