Uncle Duke
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Does this look infected?
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No worries. Tone can be terribly hard to express and to read.
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
No worries. Tone can be terribly hard to express and to read.
Also, I first sent this post on the "other" site in in 2022. It's from that year's olympics. So, the likelihood of this being AI is nil.
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Also, I first sent this post on the "other" site in in 2022. It's from that year's olympics. So, the likelihood of this being AI is nil.
the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate
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“I hope this thing’s recording. Okay Marla, I only have a few seconds. My life insurance policy’s in the top drawer of the desk in my study. My broker Ted’s number is in my phone, call him. Also, ask Phil to come by and get rid of the box we talked about, he’ll know what I mean.”
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
“I hope this thing’s recording. Okay Marla, I only have a few seconds. My life insurance policy’s in the top drawer of the desk in my study. My broker Ted’s number is in my phone, call him. Also, ask Phil to come by and get rid of the box we talked about, he’ll know what I mean.”
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“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
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I’ve always felt that figure skating moves should have more practical names. Instead of using esoteric words like “Lutz” or “Salchow,” they should be called things like “Wheeeee!” and “Look at my vagina.”
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I’ve always felt that figure skating moves should have more practical names. Instead of using esoteric words like “Lutz” or “Salchow,” they should be called things like “Wheeeee!” and “Look at my vagina.”
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getting a pair of those curling shoes to make grocery shopping more efficient
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
getting a pair of those curling shoes to make grocery shopping more efficient
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going forward this is my reply to all of 2026
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
going forward this is my reply to all of 2026
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I promised my truck that when it’s time, I’m gonna put it in neutral and let it roll off a ledge into an old quarry
February 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I promised my truck that when it’s time, I’m gonna put it in neutral and let it roll off a ledge into an old quarry
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Building a city on Rock and Roll seems structurally unsound. 🤔
February 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Building a city on Rock and Roll seems structurally unsound. 🤔
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me, showing grandpa how to text: think you’ll be able to keep up ?
grandpa, who never returned that dvd to blockbuster: what
me: THINK YOU’LL BE ABLE TO KEEP UP ?
grandpa: jesus christ, i heard you the first time. fine, i’ll return it
me: what
grandpa, who never returned that dvd to blockbuster: what
me: THINK YOU’LL BE ABLE TO KEEP UP ?
grandpa: jesus christ, i heard you the first time. fine, i’ll return it
me: what
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
me, showing grandpa how to text: think you’ll be able to keep up ?
grandpa, who never returned that dvd to blockbuster: what
me: THINK YOU’LL BE ABLE TO KEEP UP ?
grandpa: jesus christ, i heard you the first time. fine, i’ll return it
me: what
grandpa, who never returned that dvd to blockbuster: what
me: THINK YOU’LL BE ABLE TO KEEP UP ?
grandpa: jesus christ, i heard you the first time. fine, i’ll return it
me: what
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It was weird growing up with flat earther parents but at least I’m level-headed.
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It was weird growing up with flat earther parents but at least I’m level-headed.
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Please don't stereotype the Italian ski slopes. The courses in other countries also threaten to break your legs.
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Please don't stereotype the Italian ski slopes. The courses in other countries also threaten to break your legs.
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Contractor: So what features do you want for your parking lot?
Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Contractor: So what features do you want for your parking lot?
Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
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The reality is America is a huge multicultural multilingual country, not a white ethnostate, and venomous white supremacist MAGA crybabies lose it whenever that reality becomes unignorable. We should always seek to increase, not decrease, their discomfort. www.the-reframe.com/hating-the-g...
Hating the Game
The cooperation game, the murder game, and acting in good faith with people you know are acting in bad faith.
www.the-reframe.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 PM
The reality is America is a huge multicultural multilingual country, not a white ethnostate, and venomous white supremacist MAGA crybabies lose it whenever that reality becomes unignorable. We should always seek to increase, not decrease, their discomfort. www.the-reframe.com/hating-the-g...
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If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
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Really glad my town put salt on the roads this winter. They taste much better that way
February 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Really glad my town put salt on the roads this winter. They taste much better that way
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Came back secondhand, born in thrift. It never could have all been brand new but some say there's an invoice somewhere. It would mean we're alive not just curses in old things. Me, I astral project to Etsy
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Came back secondhand, born in thrift. It never could have all been brand new but some say there's an invoice somewhere. It would mean we're alive not just curses in old things. Me, I astral project to Etsy
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I'm not ordinarily a big foopball fancier but I sure hope the Crumpleyville Saxons defeat those St. Gargamel Wildebeests or whatever
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I'm not ordinarily a big foopball fancier but I sure hope the Crumpleyville Saxons defeat those St. Gargamel Wildebeests or whatever
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This day in history. 1913. The 1913 Great Meteor Procession across Canada and the eastern USA originated from a small, short-lived moon but if you take anything away from this post make sure it's that short-lived rhymes with arrived.
February 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
This day in history. 1913. The 1913 Great Meteor Procession across Canada and the eastern USA originated from a small, short-lived moon but if you take anything away from this post make sure it's that short-lived rhymes with arrived.
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Bad Bunny vs. Kid Rock sounds like a perfect 𝘒𝘢𝘪𝘫𝘶 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘭 matchup.
February 9, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Bad Bunny vs. Kid Rock sounds like a perfect 𝘒𝘢𝘪𝘫𝘶 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘭 matchup.
I’ve always felt that figure skating moves should have more practical names. Instead of using esoteric words like “Lutz” or “Salchow,” they should be called things like “Wheeeee!” and “Look at my vagina.”
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I’ve always felt that figure skating moves should have more practical names. Instead of using esoteric words like “Lutz” or “Salchow,” they should be called things like “Wheeeee!” and “Look at my vagina.”