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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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February 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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watching luge

wife: that looks terrifying
me: wait until you see skeleton
wife: wtf is that? sounds deadly
me: mmhmm
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Welcome to your 50’s

Your body parts now predict the weather
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Former Styx vocalist Dennis DeYoung has written a Bowie-themed song about the fees he owes to the musicians union called All DeYoung’s Dues.
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Wuna Tuna’s profile picture
February 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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[Arby's drive-thru]

(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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humans gave up claws in exchange for fine motor control

which they immediately used to invent acrylic nails
February 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Too many potato chips are not good for you.

Pringles doesn't care.
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
i just deleted a shitty post !

𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Just here existing a little too loudly for my wife’s convenience. As is usual.
February 8, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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My grandmother, a socialite with Alzheimer's, said one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I asked what she was doing, and she responded, having no idea who I was, "Oh, I'm just sitting in a house, doing things that people do when they're sitting in houses"
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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there is a deer frozen in my headlights so now I need to take the headlight apart and shake that little fucker out
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Before Mr and Mrs Potatohead tied the knot, they were cohabi-taters.
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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oh nothing just two old men crushing on the public library
February 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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sometimes i feel like cutting my own bangs but then i pull up a picture of courtney cox in scream 3 & that feeling goes away
February 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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oh no my cwypto it is vewy sick😭
February 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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🎶 It's fun to stay at the...
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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I hate this decade.
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
🎵 i arranged the menu, the venue, the seating…
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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You wake up one morning and suddenly realize you haven’t tasted an Entenmann’s coffee cake in 30 years.
January 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Me: You have the right to remain silent.

Her: Please don’t talk to my parents like that.
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python

ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda

ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Only vocalize your intention to protest. You should never put anything in rioting.
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM