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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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In France a Peeping Tom is called a Jean Luc Peek Hard
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
In France a Peeping Tom is called a Jean Luc Peek Hard
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peering out from between the threads of an unraveled life, rolling the end between my fingertips
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 AM
peering out from between the threads of an unraveled life, rolling the end between my fingertips
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I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 accidental screenshots of my drafts folder I’ll never delete.
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 accidental screenshots of my lock screen I’ll never delete.
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 screenshots I’ll never look at again
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 accidental screenshots of my drafts folder I’ll never delete.
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If you always expect the unexpected it will then become the expected and so you won’t need to expect it anymore because you only need to expect the unexpected…
February 4, 2026 at 8:24 AM
If you always expect the unexpected it will then become the expected and so you won’t need to expect it anymore because you only need to expect the unexpected…
is it smiling, it’s smiling isn’t it
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
is it smiling, it’s smiling isn’t it
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i told my dad i was switching his phone to dark mode and he said don’t do that i need to see happy things
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
i told my dad i was switching his phone to dark mode and he said don’t do that i need to see happy things
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Olympic medals falling apart after being awarded feels pretty on brand for 2026
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Olympic medals falling apart after being awarded feels pretty on brand for 2026
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One of the many nice things about being in the middle of nowhere is you can get grits and eggs at Waffle House from a server named Strawberry who calls you Sweetie
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
One of the many nice things about being in the middle of nowhere is you can get grits and eggs at Waffle House from a server named Strawberry who calls you Sweetie
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full contact curling
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
full contact curling
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Me browsing your posts this morning.
February 4, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Me browsing your posts this morning.
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Horrifying scene today when a Somali plane crashed in the Indian Ocean. Also horrifying that as a child of the 70’s I automatically see this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Horrifying scene today when a Somali plane crashed in the Indian Ocean. Also horrifying that as a child of the 70’s I automatically see this.
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I miss the days when Olympians contracted hitmen to take out rivals with a tire iron
February 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I miss the days when Olympians contracted hitmen to take out rivals with a tire iron
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This day in history. 1964. The Australian aircraft carrier HMAS Melbourne collided with and sank Australian destroyer HMAS Voyager. After two Royal Commissions were held to investigate the incident the Melbourne collided with and sank American destroyer USS Frank E. Evans. Progress.
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 AM
This day in history. 1964. The Australian aircraft carrier HMAS Melbourne collided with and sank Australian destroyer HMAS Voyager. After two Royal Commissions were held to investigate the incident the Melbourne collided with and sank American destroyer USS Frank E. Evans. Progress.
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Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.
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[flirting] wanna watch me eat all 20 inches of this ikea hot dog?
February 11, 2026 at 2:33 AM
[flirting] wanna watch me eat all 20 inches of this ikea hot dog?
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Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
me: let me be perfectly clear…
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
me: let me be perfectly clear…
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
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me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
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Is it my turn to share the Nobel Peace Prize yet?
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Is it my turn to share the Nobel Peace Prize yet?
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Hi Florida police?
Yeah, just wanted to say, concerned citizen here, pleased your investigating the horrid pedo. Yeah, not a suspect here, just a concerned citizen. Ha ha. Not worried, no.
Yeah, just wanted to say, concerned citizen here, pleased your investigating the horrid pedo. Yeah, not a suspect here, just a concerned citizen. Ha ha. Not worried, no.
February 11, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Hi Florida police?
Yeah, just wanted to say, concerned citizen here, pleased your investigating the horrid pedo. Yeah, not a suspect here, just a concerned citizen. Ha ha. Not worried, no.
Yeah, just wanted to say, concerned citizen here, pleased your investigating the horrid pedo. Yeah, not a suspect here, just a concerned citizen. Ha ha. Not worried, no.
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[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
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The number one rule of 1990s Hip Hop is when you use the word "Stylin" you must rhyme it with "Profilin."
February 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
The number one rule of 1990s Hip Hop is when you use the word "Stylin" you must rhyme it with "Profilin."
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Just so we're all clear, the plural of Roomba is Roombae
Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Just so we're all clear, the plural of Roomba is Roombae
Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
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No new pictures.
Where are you mentally?
Where are you mentally?
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 AM
No new pictures.
Where are you mentally?
Where are you mentally?
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I tell my wife I'm the boss like every husband does.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I tell my wife I'm the boss like every husband does.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.