@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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chickpeas? i sure hope she does
February 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
chickpeas? i sure hope she does
whatcha all doing im crying bc brandi carlile
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
whatcha all doing im crying bc brandi carlile
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Floyd (last night growling at his own reflection in the bedroom window): "What the hell is that guy's problem? Why is he staring at me? Get out of my bedroom! Grrrr!"
February 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Floyd (last night growling at his own reflection in the bedroom window): "What the hell is that guy's problem? Why is he staring at me? Get out of my bedroom! Grrrr!"
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The bad skeets and typoos will continue until mortals improve.
February 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The bad skeets and typoos will continue until mortals improve.
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if you cleaned your glasses, no you didn't
February 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
if you cleaned your glasses, no you didn't
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It was weird growing up with flat earther parents but at least I’m level-headed.
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It was weird growing up with flat earther parents but at least I’m level-headed.
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Can’t ignore the irony that despite being involved with several clusterfucks I’ve never fucked a single cluster. Or a married one either.
February 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Can’t ignore the irony that despite being involved with several clusterfucks I’ve never fucked a single cluster. Or a married one either.
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I'm a fucking adult, I don't have fucking haters or enemies
January 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I'm a fucking adult, I don't have fucking haters or enemies
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watching luge
wife: that looks terrifying
me: wait until you see skeleton
wife: wtf is that? sounds deadly
me: mmhmm
wife: that looks terrifying
me: wait until you see skeleton
wife: wtf is that? sounds deadly
me: mmhmm
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
watching luge
wife: that looks terrifying
me: wait until you see skeleton
wife: wtf is that? sounds deadly
me: mmhmm
wife: that looks terrifying
me: wait until you see skeleton
wife: wtf is that? sounds deadly
me: mmhmm
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Welcome to your 50’s
Your body parts now predict the weather
Your body parts now predict the weather
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Welcome to your 50’s
Your body parts now predict the weather
Your body parts now predict the weather
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Former Styx vocalist Dennis DeYoung has written a Bowie-themed song about the fees he owes to the musicians union called All DeYoung’s Dues.
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Former Styx vocalist Dennis DeYoung has written a Bowie-themed song about the fees he owes to the musicians union called All DeYoung’s Dues.
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Wuna Tuna’s profile picture
February 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Wuna Tuna’s profile picture
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[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
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humans gave up claws in exchange for fine motor control
which they immediately used to invent acrylic nails
which they immediately used to invent acrylic nails
February 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
humans gave up claws in exchange for fine motor control
which they immediately used to invent acrylic nails
which they immediately used to invent acrylic nails
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Too many potato chips are not good for you.
Pringles doesn't care.
Pringles doesn't care.
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Too many potato chips are not good for you.
Pringles doesn't care.
Pringles doesn't care.
i just deleted a shitty post !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
i just deleted a shitty post !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
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Just here existing a little too loudly for my wife’s convenience. As is usual.
February 8, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Just here existing a little too loudly for my wife’s convenience. As is usual.
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My grandmother, a socialite with Alzheimer's, said one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I asked what she was doing, and she responded, having no idea who I was, "Oh, I'm just sitting in a house, doing things that people do when they're sitting in houses"
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My grandmother, a socialite with Alzheimer's, said one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I asked what she was doing, and she responded, having no idea who I was, "Oh, I'm just sitting in a house, doing things that people do when they're sitting in houses"
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there is a deer frozen in my headlights so now I need to take the headlight apart and shake that little fucker out
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
there is a deer frozen in my headlights so now I need to take the headlight apart and shake that little fucker out
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Before Mr and Mrs Potatohead tied the knot, they were cohabi-taters.
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Before Mr and Mrs Potatohead tied the knot, they were cohabi-taters.
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oh nothing just two old men crushing on the public library
February 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
oh nothing just two old men crushing on the public library
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sometimes i feel like cutting my own bangs but then i pull up a picture of courtney cox in scream 3 & that feeling goes away
February 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
sometimes i feel like cutting my own bangs but then i pull up a picture of courtney cox in scream 3 & that feeling goes away
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Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
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oh no my cwypto it is vewy sick😭
February 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
oh no my cwypto it is vewy sick😭