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kattsdogma.bsky.social
@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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The number one rule of 1990s Hip Hop is when you use the word "Stylin" you must rhyme it with "Profilin."
February 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Just so we're all clear, the plural of Roomba is Roombae 

Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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No new pictures.
Where are you mentally?
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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I tell my wife I'm the boss like every husband does.

Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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no, babe, it’s okay that you’re not stacy’s mom. i still think you’ve got it going on.
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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omg the Dalai Lama is in the Epstein files !

𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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In my therapist’s waiting room getting ready for my appointment, can I get you anything?
February 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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the best time for someone to just fucking do it already was 50 years ago. the second best time is now.
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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i guess i'll have to move to canada to avoid the draft folder
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Today someone bid me adieu. Not to be undone, I bid two dieus.
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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I was raised on a moody old jetty. I always look down when I walk.
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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sorry draft folder, i will continue to word vomit and workshop my posts on the tl for all to see
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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we never drank water growing up i don’t even know how im alive right now
August 19, 2023 at 12:33 PM
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my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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I hate it when you offer your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus & then it turns out she isn't pregnant, or a woman, and you aren't even on a bus: you're alone at home making up things to get mad about.
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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The cat is on my lap and I can't get to the kitchen to prepare lunch without moving her. Does Uber Eats enter a home and deliver to a specific room?
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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I can’t be the only one who wants to be a sugar cane running wild and free in a warm clime
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
omg the Dalai Lama is in the Epstein files !

𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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This day in history. 60. The apostle Paul was shipwrecked off the coast of Malta and was bitten by a viper and the viper died not he so the islanders thought he was a god and became Christians but when a budgie bit me and died the Church of Jim lost congregants which hardly seems fair really.
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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lol .
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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after all these years i still can’t get over how stupid the baseball hats look with a suit
January 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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zamboni would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM