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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate
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irreverent internet comedians rise up
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
irreverent internet comedians rise up
if i had a bunny, i’d name him Bad. if i had a dog, i’d name him Snoop. if i had a cat, i’d name her Doja. if i had a snake, I’d name him White. if i had a hammer, i’d name it MC. if i had a
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
if i had a bunny, i’d name him Bad. if i had a dog, i’d name him Snoop. if i had a cat, i’d name her Doja. if i had a snake, I’d name him White. if i had a hammer, i’d name it MC. if i had a
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I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
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I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
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Before leaving the vet, the receptionist mentioned the bill and I said "Put it on my Tabby" and the cat looked like "See what I gotta deal with?"
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Before leaving the vet, the receptionist mentioned the bill and I said "Put it on my Tabby" and the cat looked like "See what I gotta deal with?"
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This day in history. 1913. The 1913 Great Meteor Procession across Canada and the eastern USA originated from a small, short-lived moon but if you take anything away from this post make sure it's that short-lived rhymes with arrived.
February 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
This day in history. 1913. The 1913 Great Meteor Procession across Canada and the eastern USA originated from a small, short-lived moon but if you take anything away from this post make sure it's that short-lived rhymes with arrived.
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how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
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I’ve always felt that figure skating moves should have more practical names. Instead of using esoteric words like “Lutz” or “Salchow,” they should be called things like “Wheeeee!” and “Look at my vagina.”
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I’ve always felt that figure skating moves should have more practical names. Instead of using esoteric words like “Lutz” or “Salchow,” they should be called things like “Wheeeee!” and “Look at my vagina.”
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Didn’t understand a word. Understood enough. Loved it
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Didn’t understand a word. Understood enough. Loved it
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Please don't stereotype the Italian ski slopes. The courses in other countries also threaten to break your legs.
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Please don't stereotype the Italian ski slopes. The courses in other countries also threaten to break your legs.
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I have the heart of a lion ᶠᶦˢʰ
February 6, 2026 at 10:45 AM
I have the heart of a lion ᶠᶦˢʰ
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A Netflix style skip intro button but for workdays.
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 PM
A Netflix style skip intro button but for workdays.
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chickpeas? i sure hope she does
February 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
chickpeas? i sure hope she does
whatcha all doing im crying bc brandi carlile
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
whatcha all doing im crying bc brandi carlile
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Floyd (last night growling at his own reflection in the bedroom window): "What the hell is that guy's problem? Why is he staring at me? Get out of my bedroom! Grrrr!"
February 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Floyd (last night growling at his own reflection in the bedroom window): "What the hell is that guy's problem? Why is he staring at me? Get out of my bedroom! Grrrr!"
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The bad skeets and typoos will continue until mortals improve.
February 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The bad skeets and typoos will continue until mortals improve.
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if you cleaned your glasses, no you didn't
February 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
if you cleaned your glasses, no you didn't
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It was weird growing up with flat earther parents but at least I’m level-headed.
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It was weird growing up with flat earther parents but at least I’m level-headed.
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Can’t ignore the irony that despite being involved with several clusterfucks I’ve never fucked a single cluster. Or a married one either.
February 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Can’t ignore the irony that despite being involved with several clusterfucks I’ve never fucked a single cluster. Or a married one either.
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I'm a fucking adult, I don't have fucking haters or enemies
January 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I'm a fucking adult, I don't have fucking haters or enemies
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watching luge
wife: that looks terrifying
me: wait until you see skeleton
wife: wtf is that? sounds deadly
me: mmhmm
wife: that looks terrifying
me: wait until you see skeleton
wife: wtf is that? sounds deadly
me: mmhmm
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
watching luge
wife: that looks terrifying
me: wait until you see skeleton
wife: wtf is that? sounds deadly
me: mmhmm
wife: that looks terrifying
me: wait until you see skeleton
wife: wtf is that? sounds deadly
me: mmhmm
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Welcome to your 50’s
Your body parts now predict the weather
Your body parts now predict the weather
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Welcome to your 50’s
Your body parts now predict the weather
Your body parts now predict the weather
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Former Styx vocalist Dennis DeYoung has written a Bowie-themed song about the fees he owes to the musicians union called All DeYoung’s Dues.
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Former Styx vocalist Dennis DeYoung has written a Bowie-themed song about the fees he owes to the musicians union called All DeYoung’s Dues.