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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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I hate this decade.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Trip With Epstein and Ghislaine Exposed in Files
The trip took place on a Native reservation where collecting fossils without explicit tribal permission is considered looting.
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February 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I hate this decade.
🎵 i arranged the menu, the venue, the seating…
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
🎵 i arranged the menu, the venue, the seating…
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You wake up one morning and suddenly realize you haven’t tasted an Entenmann’s coffee cake in 30 years.
January 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
You wake up one morning and suddenly realize you haven’t tasted an Entenmann’s coffee cake in 30 years.
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Me: You have the right to remain silent.
Her: Please don’t talk to my parents like that.
Her: Please don’t talk to my parents like that.
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Me: You have the right to remain silent.
Her: Please don’t talk to my parents like that.
Her: Please don’t talk to my parents like that.
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ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
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Only vocalize your intention to protest. You should never put anything in rioting.
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Only vocalize your intention to protest. You should never put anything in rioting.
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No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
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ahh the olympics where every 4 years people are experts on sports they only watch every 4 years
Screaming at the TV, "Ooh...c'mon, heavy hands, you're fighting the ice and your sweeper! Get someone out there who can lighten the stone!" -- guy who watches curling once every four years
February 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
ahh the olympics where every 4 years people are experts on sports they only watch every 4 years
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That Italian woman just won a speed skating gold on her 35th birthday. I pulled a hammy reaching for the Tums this morning
February 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
That Italian woman just won a speed skating gold on her 35th birthday. I pulled a hammy reaching for the Tums this morning
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If food is a love language, then this is the sauce.
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
If food is a love language, then this is the sauce.
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I dunno, if I would have had any idea the US would cease to exist in my lifetime, I would not have been so concerned about eating healthy all these years.
September 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I dunno, if I would have had any idea the US would cease to exist in my lifetime, I would not have been so concerned about eating healthy all these years.
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we got your genetic tests back and it’s definitely maybelline
February 7, 2026 at 4:54 AM
we got your genetic tests back and it’s definitely maybelline
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going forward this is my reply to all of 2026
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
going forward this is my reply to all of 2026
me, showing grandpa how to text: think you’ll be able to keep up ?
grandpa, who never returned that dvd to blockbuster: what
me: THINK YOU’LL BE ABLE TO KEEP UP ?
grandpa: jesus christ, i heard you the first time. fine, i’ll return it
me: what
grandpa, who never returned that dvd to blockbuster: what
me: THINK YOU’LL BE ABLE TO KEEP UP ?
grandpa: jesus christ, i heard you the first time. fine, i’ll return it
me: what
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
me, showing grandpa how to text: think you’ll be able to keep up ?
grandpa, who never returned that dvd to blockbuster: what
me: THINK YOU’LL BE ABLE TO KEEP UP ?
grandpa: jesus christ, i heard you the first time. fine, i’ll return it
me: what
grandpa, who never returned that dvd to blockbuster: what
me: THINK YOU’LL BE ABLE TO KEEP UP ?
grandpa: jesus christ, i heard you the first time. fine, i’ll return it
me: what
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I’ve learned how to completely ignore all questions.
Ask me how.
Ask me how.
February 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I’ve learned how to completely ignore all questions.
Ask me how.
Ask me how.
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When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, I boolean searched as a child: but when I became a man, I bookmarked thousands of websites intending to read them "someday"
February 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, I boolean searched as a child: but when I became a man, I bookmarked thousands of websites intending to read them "someday"
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i know a lot of people don't want to hear this but given the choice between voting for a leader who will commit violence against a large number of marginalized people and one who will only commit violence against a slightly smaller number, you have to opt for harm reduction and build two guillotines
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
i know a lot of people don't want to hear this but given the choice between voting for a leader who will commit violence against a large number of marginalized people and one who will only commit violence against a slightly smaller number, you have to opt for harm reduction and build two guillotines
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Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
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Do you believe in life after lunch?
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Do you believe in life after lunch?
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Timed the edible juuust right for the Opening Ceremonies wait I didn’t take one
February 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Timed the edible juuust right for the Opening Ceremonies wait I didn’t take one
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"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."
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This day in history. 1928. Australian aviator Bert Hinkley took off from Croydon on the first solo flight from England to Australia. "Why take such a risk?" they asked and he answered "Have you seen Croydon?"
February 7, 2026 at 9:21 AM
This day in history. 1928. Australian aviator Bert Hinkley took off from Croydon on the first solo flight from England to Australia. "Why take such a risk?" they asked and he answered "Have you seen Croydon?"
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I don't touch grass very often because I prefer gummies
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I don't touch grass very often because I prefer gummies
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the really fun thing about It Happening, whenever It Happens, is that the dead can’t sue for libel
February 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
the really fun thing about It Happening, whenever It Happens, is that the dead can’t sue for libel
thinking about cosplaying as a bear gives me pause. folks,,
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 PM
thinking about cosplaying as a bear gives me pause. folks,,