@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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I'm smart and intelligent. A real triple threat.
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I'm smart and intelligent. A real triple threat.
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Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
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Kid Rock claiming Bad Bunny only got the Super Bowl because of DEI, while Rock cancels tour dates and Bad Bunny sells out stadiums, is the perfect metaphor for the oblivious, jealous conceit of white grievance.
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Kid Rock claiming Bad Bunny only got the Super Bowl because of DEI, while Rock cancels tour dates and Bad Bunny sells out stadiums, is the perfect metaphor for the oblivious, jealous conceit of white grievance.
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Sex is never a good idea when flying internationally because if you’re over a metric country they won’t let you in the Mile High Club.
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Sex is never a good idea when flying internationally because if you’re over a metric country they won’t let you in the Mile High Club.
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How the fuck do you get to your late 40s and still not know how to carry out basic household tasks?? Asking for the person I have to fucking live with.
February 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
How the fuck do you get to your late 40s and still not know how to carry out basic household tasks?? Asking for the person I have to fucking live with.
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love is blind binge tonite 👀
love is blind binge tonight queen ??
love is blind binge tonite 👀
love is blind binge tonight queen ??
love is blind binge tonite 👀
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
love is blind binge tonite 👀
love is blind binge tonight queen ??
love is blind binge tonite 👀
love is blind binge tonight queen ??
love is blind binge tonite 👀
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will typos continue with drafts?
yup
yup
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
will typos continue with drafts?
yup
yup
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Wore a sugarcane bush costume today. Going to stand really still and hope a bad bunny comes over to dance around me.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Wore a sugarcane bush costume today. Going to stand really still and hope a bad bunny comes over to dance around me.
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sees man in trousers, vest, jacket & tie . follows suit . folks,,
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
sees man in trousers, vest, jacket & tie . follows suit . folks,,
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Me to a spider when I kill it: Sorry little dude
Me to a mosquito: Asshole. Fuck you
Me to a mosquito: Asshole. Fuck you
December 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Me to a spider when I kill it: Sorry little dude
Me to a mosquito: Asshole. Fuck you
Me to a mosquito: Asshole. Fuck you
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when you find a fav pillow you’ve gotta take full advantage of it
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
when you find a fav pillow you’ve gotta take full advantage of it
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You were meant to see this post.
February 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
You were meant to see this post.
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Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
sees man in trousers, vest, jacket & tie . follows suit . folks,,
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
sees man in trousers, vest, jacket & tie . follows suit . folks,,
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Meth lab is short for method acting labradoodles.
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Meth lab is short for method acting labradoodles.
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Sinatra is on deck. But first, a bit of nostalgia. I know every word.
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Sinatra is on deck. But first, a bit of nostalgia. I know every word.
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i really liked that guy with the hair that was in that show about that place
- draft folder contents
- draft folder contents
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
i really liked that guy with the hair that was in that show about that place
- draft folder contents
- draft folder contents
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Do people who eat cookie dough know that you can just bake that shit and eat an actual cookie?
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Do people who eat cookie dough know that you can just bake that shit and eat an actual cookie?
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Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately
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You’re too edgy for me, my guy. I listen to Al Jarreau and take pictures of glass doorknobs
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
You’re too edgy for me, my guy. I listen to Al Jarreau and take pictures of glass doorknobs
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“”No worries,” I say pulling my Burger King crown down over my eyes.
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
“”No worries,” I say pulling my Burger King crown down over my eyes.
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A valentines day card that reads "sorry I went on your profile and liked all your posts"
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
A valentines day card that reads "sorry I went on your profile and liked all your posts"
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[breaking up with an english major]
me: it's not you it's me
him: it's not me it's I
me: it's not you it's me
him: it's not me it's I
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
[breaking up with an english major]
me: it's not you it's me
him: it's not me it's I
me: it's not you it's me
him: it's not me it's I
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Morning poetry:
Where's my ******* coffee?
Why is there no **** coffee?
I can't ******* adult today.
I'll be in my fort coloring all day.
Where's my ******* coffee?
Why is there no **** coffee?
I can't ******* adult today.
I'll be in my fort coloring all day.
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Morning poetry:
Where's my ******* coffee?
Why is there no **** coffee?
I can't ******* adult today.
I'll be in my fort coloring all day.
Where's my ******* coffee?
Why is there no **** coffee?
I can't ******* adult today.
I'll be in my fort coloring all day.