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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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watching luge
wife: that looks terrifying
me: wait until you see skeleton
wife: wtf is that? sounds deadly
me: mmhmm
wife: that looks terrifying
me: wait until you see skeleton
wife: wtf is that? sounds deadly
me: mmhmm
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
watching luge
wife: that looks terrifying
me: wait until you see skeleton
wife: wtf is that? sounds deadly
me: mmhmm
wife: that looks terrifying
me: wait until you see skeleton
wife: wtf is that? sounds deadly
me: mmhmm
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Welcome to your 50’s
Your body parts now predict the weather
Your body parts now predict the weather
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Welcome to your 50’s
Your body parts now predict the weather
Your body parts now predict the weather
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Former Styx vocalist Dennis DeYoung has written a Bowie-themed song about the fees he owes to the musicians union called All DeYoung’s Dues.
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Former Styx vocalist Dennis DeYoung has written a Bowie-themed song about the fees he owes to the musicians union called All DeYoung’s Dues.
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Wuna Tuna’s profile picture
February 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Wuna Tuna’s profile picture
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[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
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humans gave up claws in exchange for fine motor control
which they immediately used to invent acrylic nails
which they immediately used to invent acrylic nails
February 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
humans gave up claws in exchange for fine motor control
which they immediately used to invent acrylic nails
which they immediately used to invent acrylic nails
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Too many potato chips are not good for you.
Pringles doesn't care.
Pringles doesn't care.
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Too many potato chips are not good for you.
Pringles doesn't care.
Pringles doesn't care.
i just deleted a shitty post !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
i just deleted a shitty post !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
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Just here existing a little too loudly for my wife’s convenience. As is usual.
February 8, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Just here existing a little too loudly for my wife’s convenience. As is usual.
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My grandmother, a socialite with Alzheimer's, said one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I asked what she was doing, and she responded, having no idea who I was, "Oh, I'm just sitting in a house, doing things that people do when they're sitting in houses"
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My grandmother, a socialite with Alzheimer's, said one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I asked what she was doing, and she responded, having no idea who I was, "Oh, I'm just sitting in a house, doing things that people do when they're sitting in houses"
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there is a deer frozen in my headlights so now I need to take the headlight apart and shake that little fucker out
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
there is a deer frozen in my headlights so now I need to take the headlight apart and shake that little fucker out
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Before Mr and Mrs Potatohead tied the knot, they were cohabi-taters.
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Before Mr and Mrs Potatohead tied the knot, they were cohabi-taters.
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oh nothing just two old men crushing on the public library
February 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
oh nothing just two old men crushing on the public library
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sometimes i feel like cutting my own bangs but then i pull up a picture of courtney cox in scream 3 & that feeling goes away
February 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
sometimes i feel like cutting my own bangs but then i pull up a picture of courtney cox in scream 3 & that feeling goes away
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Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
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oh no my cwypto it is vewy sick😭
February 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
oh no my cwypto it is vewy sick😭
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🎶 It's fun to stay at the...
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
🎶 It's fun to stay at the...
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I hate this decade.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Trip With Epstein and Ghislaine Exposed in Files
The trip took place on a Native reservation where collecting fossils without explicit tribal permission is considered looting.
trib.al
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I hate this decade.
🎵 i arranged the menu, the venue, the seating…
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
🎵 i arranged the menu, the venue, the seating…
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You wake up one morning and suddenly realize you haven’t tasted an Entenmann’s coffee cake in 30 years.
January 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
You wake up one morning and suddenly realize you haven’t tasted an Entenmann’s coffee cake in 30 years.
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Me: You have the right to remain silent.
Her: Please don’t talk to my parents like that.
Her: Please don’t talk to my parents like that.
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Me: You have the right to remain silent.
Her: Please don’t talk to my parents like that.
Her: Please don’t talk to my parents like that.
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ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
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Only vocalize your intention to protest. You should never put anything in rioting.
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Only vocalize your intention to protest. You should never put anything in rioting.
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No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?