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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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I can’t be the only one who wants to be a sugar cane running wild and free in a warm clime
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I can’t be the only one who wants to be a sugar cane running wild and free in a warm clime
omg the Dalai Lama is in the Epstein files !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
omg the Dalai Lama is in the Epstein files !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
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This day in history. 60. The apostle Paul was shipwrecked off the coast of Malta and was bitten by a viper and the viper died not he so the islanders thought he was a god and became Christians but when a budgie bit me and died the Church of Jim lost congregants which hardly seems fair really.
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 AM
This day in history. 60. The apostle Paul was shipwrecked off the coast of Malta and was bitten by a viper and the viper died not he so the islanders thought he was a god and became Christians but when a budgie bit me and died the Church of Jim lost congregants which hardly seems fair really.
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after all these years i still can’t get over how stupid the baseball hats look with a suit
January 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
after all these years i still can’t get over how stupid the baseball hats look with a suit
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zamboni would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
zamboni would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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something something cheese fuck it send
- draft folder contents
- draft folder contents
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
something something cheese fuck it send
- draft folder contents
- draft folder contents
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CLOSE THAT TAB YOU'RE LETTING IN DRAFTS
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
CLOSE THAT TAB YOU'RE LETTING IN DRAFTS
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Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
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F██k censorship
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
F██k censorship
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I'll come back when Bluesky adds drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I'll come back when Bluesky adds drafts.
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do you think frankenstein’s monster ever took an arm off so he could sleep more comfortably on his side
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
do you think frankenstein’s monster ever took an arm off so he could sleep more comfortably on his side
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Trees on the margin have little commercial value but all of the duende
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Trees on the margin have little commercial value but all of the duende
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Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
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If Trump is so upset over Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl, he could always send the military to abduct the president of Puerto Rico and throw him in a cell.
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
If Trump is so upset over Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl, he could always send the military to abduct the president of Puerto Rico and throw him in a cell.
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I greet so many students at the door of the school the security guard said I should be on the Love Boat and I resent being old enough to get that reference
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I greet so many students at the door of the school the security guard said I should be on the Love Boat and I resent being old enough to get that reference
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As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
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The pole vaulting penis guy must be kicking himself he didn't pick ski jumping instead
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The pole vaulting penis guy must be kicking himself he didn't pick ski jumping instead
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nobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuupppppppp anymore, sad
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
nobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuupppppppp anymore, sad
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Bluesky invites. Boy, those were the days. I remember...
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Bluesky invites. Boy, those were the days. I remember...
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Dear Frito Lays,
Doritos Scoops. You have fucking scoops all over the grocery aisle.
2026. For fuck's sake.
Doritos Scoops. You have fucking scoops all over the grocery aisle.
2026. For fuck's sake.
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Dear Frito Lays,
Doritos Scoops. You have fucking scoops all over the grocery aisle.
2026. For fuck's sake.
Doritos Scoops. You have fucking scoops all over the grocery aisle.
2026. For fuck's sake.