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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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zamboni would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
zamboni would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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something something cheese fuck it send
- draft folder contents
- draft folder contents
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
something something cheese fuck it send
- draft folder contents
- draft folder contents
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CLOSE THAT TAB YOU'RE LETTING IN DRAFTS
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
CLOSE THAT TAB YOU'RE LETTING IN DRAFTS
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Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
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F██k censorship
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
F██k censorship
drafts broke bluesky . don’t blame me i don’t have ‘em 💅
February 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
drafts broke bluesky . don’t blame me i don’t have ‘em 💅
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I'll come back when Bluesky adds drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I'll come back when Bluesky adds drafts.
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do you think frankenstein’s monster ever took an arm off so he could sleep more comfortably on his side
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
do you think frankenstein’s monster ever took an arm off so he could sleep more comfortably on his side
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Trees on the margin have little commercial value but all of the duende
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Trees on the margin have little commercial value but all of the duende
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Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
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If Trump is so upset over Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl, he could always send the military to abduct the president of Puerto Rico and throw him in a cell.
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
If Trump is so upset over Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl, he could always send the military to abduct the president of Puerto Rico and throw him in a cell.
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I greet so many students at the door of the school the security guard said I should be on the Love Boat and I resent being old enough to get that reference
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I greet so many students at the door of the school the security guard said I should be on the Love Boat and I resent being old enough to get that reference
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As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
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The pole vaulting penis guy must be kicking himself he didn't pick ski jumping instead
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The pole vaulting penis guy must be kicking himself he didn't pick ski jumping instead
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nobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuupppppppp anymore, sad
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
nobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuupppppppp anymore, sad
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Bluesky invites. Boy, those were the days. I remember...
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Bluesky invites. Boy, those were the days. I remember...
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Dear Frito Lays,
Doritos Scoops. You have fucking scoops all over the grocery aisle.
2026. For fuck's sake.
Doritos Scoops. You have fucking scoops all over the grocery aisle.
2026. For fuck's sake.
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Dear Frito Lays,
Doritos Scoops. You have fucking scoops all over the grocery aisle.
2026. For fuck's sake.
Doritos Scoops. You have fucking scoops all over the grocery aisle.
2026. For fuck's sake.
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This year "seven-layer dip" refers to the decline in Bitcoin prices.
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This year "seven-layer dip" refers to the decline in Bitcoin prices.
wears the beef
a woman in a meat dress holds a trophy on a stage
Alt: Lady Gaga in a meat dress holds a trophy on a stage mmmmm beef !!
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February 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
wears the beef
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People that take an overly fucking religious take on sex have never been my fucking people no matter how fucking attractive I found them
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
People that take an overly fucking religious take on sex have never been my fucking people no matter how fucking attractive I found them