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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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I greet so many students at the door of the school the security guard said I should be on the Love Boat and I resent being old enough to get that reference
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I greet so many students at the door of the school the security guard said I should be on the Love Boat and I resent being old enough to get that reference
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As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
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The pole vaulting penis guy must be kicking himself he didn't pick ski jumping instead
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The pole vaulting penis guy must be kicking himself he didn't pick ski jumping instead
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nobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuupppppppp anymore, sad
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
nobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuupppppppp anymore, sad
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Bluesky invites. Boy, those were the days. I remember...
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Bluesky invites. Boy, those were the days. I remember...
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Dear Frito Lays,
Doritos Scoops. You have fucking scoops all over the grocery aisle.
2026. For fuck's sake.
Doritos Scoops. You have fucking scoops all over the grocery aisle.
2026. For fuck's sake.
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Dear Frito Lays,
Doritos Scoops. You have fucking scoops all over the grocery aisle.
2026. For fuck's sake.
Doritos Scoops. You have fucking scoops all over the grocery aisle.
2026. For fuck's sake.
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This year "seven-layer dip" refers to the decline in Bitcoin prices.
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This year "seven-layer dip" refers to the decline in Bitcoin prices.
wears the beef
a woman in a meat dress holds a trophy on a stage
Alt: Lady Gaga in a meat dress holds a trophy on a stage mmmmm beef !!
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
wears the beef
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People that take an overly fucking religious take on sex have never been my fucking people no matter how fucking attractive I found them
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
People that take an overly fucking religious take on sex have never been my fucking people no matter how fucking attractive I found them
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clearly my kids have figured out that when I’m drinking a margarita they can ask me for stuff and I’ll say yes so no more margaritas for me I guess
February 9, 2026 at 10:46 AM
clearly my kids have figured out that when I’m drinking a margarita they can ask me for stuff and I’ll say yes so no more margaritas for me I guess
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the winter Olympics should have an event where you need to run and catch a parked car sliding down an icy driveway, hop in and start it then safely park it with no property damage
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
the winter Olympics should have an event where you need to run and catch a parked car sliding down an icy driveway, hop in and start it then safely park it with no property damage
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While I’m unfortunately aware of what it actually means, I can’t see TPUSA and not think it stands for toilet paper USA.
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
While I’m unfortunately aware of what it actually means, I can’t see TPUSA and not think it stands for toilet paper USA.
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Oh yay, Dunkin', thanks for the nightmare fuel
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Oh yay, Dunkin', thanks for the nightmare fuel
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The bad typos will continue until the cows come hole.
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The bad typos will continue until the cows come hole.
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you ok babe?
you barely touched your
mcdonalds mcnugget caviar
happy valentines day 🤢
you barely touched your
mcdonalds mcnugget caviar
happy valentines day 🤢
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
you ok babe?
you barely touched your
mcdonalds mcnugget caviar
happy valentines day 🤢
you barely touched your
mcdonalds mcnugget caviar
happy valentines day 🤢
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i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate
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irreverent internet comedians rise up
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
irreverent internet comedians rise up
if i had a bunny, i’d name him Bad. if i had a dog, i’d name him Snoop. if i had a cat, i’d name her Doja. if i had a snake, I’d name him White. if i had a hammer, i’d name it MC. if i had a
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
if i had a bunny, i’d name him Bad. if i had a dog, i’d name him Snoop. if i had a cat, i’d name her Doja. if i had a snake, I’d name him White. if i had a hammer, i’d name it MC. if i had a
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I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
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I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
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Before leaving the vet, the receptionist mentioned the bill and I said "Put it on my Tabby" and the cat looked like "See what I gotta deal with?"
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Before leaving the vet, the receptionist mentioned the bill and I said "Put it on my Tabby" and the cat looked like "See what I gotta deal with?"
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This day in history. 1913. The 1913 Great Meteor Procession across Canada and the eastern USA originated from a small, short-lived moon but if you take anything away from this post make sure it's that short-lived rhymes with arrived.
February 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
This day in history. 1913. The 1913 Great Meteor Procession across Canada and the eastern USA originated from a small, short-lived moon but if you take anything away from this post make sure it's that short-lived rhymes with arrived.
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how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
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I’ve always felt that figure skating moves should have more practical names. Instead of using esoteric words like “Lutz” or “Salchow,” they should be called things like “Wheeeee!” and “Look at my vagina.”
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I’ve always felt that figure skating moves should have more practical names. Instead of using esoteric words like “Lutz” or “Salchow,” they should be called things like “Wheeeee!” and “Look at my vagina.”