@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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we never drank water growing up i don’t even know how im alive right now
August 19, 2023 at 12:33 PM
we never drank water growing up i don’t even know how im alive right now
I’ve only seen the denials
February 10, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I’ve only seen the denials
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my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
surely. shingles should.
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
surely. shingles should.
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the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
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I hate it when you offer your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus & then it turns out she isn't pregnant, or a woman, and you aren't even on a bus: you're alone at home making up things to get mad about.
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I hate it when you offer your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus & then it turns out she isn't pregnant, or a woman, and you aren't even on a bus: you're alone at home making up things to get mad about.
om my god 🙏🏼
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
om my god 🙏🏼
business as usual, sadly
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
business as usual, sadly
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I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
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The cat is on my lap and I can't get to the kitchen to prepare lunch without moving her. Does Uber Eats enter a home and deliver to a specific room?
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
The cat is on my lap and I can't get to the kitchen to prepare lunch without moving her. Does Uber Eats enter a home and deliver to a specific room?
to be fair, he denied it
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
to be fair, he denied it
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I can’t be the only one who wants to be a sugar cane running wild and free in a warm clime
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I can’t be the only one who wants to be a sugar cane running wild and free in a warm clime
omg the Dalai Lama is in the Epstein files !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
omg the Dalai Lama is in the Epstein files !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
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This day in history. 60. The apostle Paul was shipwrecked off the coast of Malta and was bitten by a viper and the viper died not he so the islanders thought he was a god and became Christians but when a budgie bit me and died the Church of Jim lost congregants which hardly seems fair really.
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 AM
This day in history. 60. The apostle Paul was shipwrecked off the coast of Malta and was bitten by a viper and the viper died not he so the islanders thought he was a god and became Christians but when a budgie bit me and died the Church of Jim lost congregants which hardly seems fair really.
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hahaha yikes
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
hahaha yikes
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after all these years i still can’t get over how stupid the baseball hats look with a suit
January 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
after all these years i still can’t get over how stupid the baseball hats look with a suit
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zamboni would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
zamboni would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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something something cheese fuck it send
- draft folder contents
- draft folder contents
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
something something cheese fuck it send
- draft folder contents
- draft folder contents
did somebody mention drafts ?
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
did somebody mention drafts ?
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CLOSE THAT TAB YOU'RE LETTING IN DRAFTS
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
CLOSE THAT TAB YOU'RE LETTING IN DRAFTS
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Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
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how dare you Frank censorship is my father
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
how dare you Frank censorship is my father
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F██k censorship
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
F██k censorship