Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Nerd, geek, dork, loser.
Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
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Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
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Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
· Oct 30
My personality? Imagine if Marvin the Paranoid Android and Eeyore fucked.
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
I know probably most people that follow me already follow Deeny because they fucking rock, but if you don't, you should. And you should also check their art out and get you some. It'll make you cool and popular and sexy.
Ill be real with you, ive never been popular. A year ago I had 300 followers on here. This place made it so I have a job I love and for that I am eternally grateful. Every contract is a blessing. I guess because I spent so long not seeing any success for my hard work, I always feel it'll be taken👇🏻
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I know probably most people that follow me already follow Deeny because they fucking rock, but if you don't, you should. And you should also check their art out and get you some. It'll make you cool and popular and sexy.
Well I just managed to walk into a door frame whilst carrying a freshly made scalding hot cup of coffee. Is this hand going to blister up? Stay tuned to find out! FML.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Well I just managed to walk into a door frame whilst carrying a freshly made scalding hot cup of coffee. Is this hand going to blister up? Stay tuned to find out! FML.
Alright, who's responsible for me having to have a job? Come on, own up so I can beat the crap outta you.
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Alright, who's responsible for me having to have a job? Come on, own up so I can beat the crap outta you.
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Hot chicks own a dictionary.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hot chicks own a dictionary.
So how's everybody doing today? I'm doing bad, but I'm still here. Anybody want a hug?
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So how's everybody doing today? I'm doing bad, but I'm still here. Anybody want a hug?
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Kash Patel constantly looks like he accidentally said "I love you" to the waitress
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Kash Patel constantly looks like he accidentally said "I love you" to the waitress
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Can I come over and stare at you like this?
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can I come over and stare at you like this?
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Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
Of course the only late window game I can watch has got Tom Cunting Brady commentating. Guess I'm watching it on mute.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Of course the only late window game I can watch has got Tom Cunting Brady commentating. Guess I'm watching it on mute.
Am I still stupid depressed? Absolutely. Am I going to try and post through it? Sure why not? Things can't get much worse.
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Am I still stupid depressed? Absolutely. Am I going to try and post through it? Sure why not? Things can't get much worse.
Don't worry, one day I might not be horrifically depressed and then my skeets might be funny. Anyway, goodnight.
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Don't worry, one day I might not be horrifically depressed and then my skeets might be funny. Anyway, goodnight.
Kiss me, I taste of pizza and misery
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Kiss me, I taste of pizza and misery
Guess it's a jealous of everybody who's not miserable and depressed, or at least knows how to mask it to get by kinda day.
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Guess it's a jealous of everybody who's not miserable and depressed, or at least knows how to mask it to get by kinda day.
On today's agenda: A massive depressive episode.
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
On today's agenda: A massive depressive episode.
What's it called when your brain has decided it wants to stay in bed the rest of your life because nothing is fucking worth it anymore?
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
What's it called when your brain has decided it wants to stay in bed the rest of your life because nothing is fucking worth it anymore?
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**throws you into a wall**
(Derogatory, but in a sexy way)
(Derogatory, but in a sexy way)
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
**throws you into a wall**
(Derogatory, but in a sexy way)
(Derogatory, but in a sexy way)
*Googling "How many calories in whisky"*
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
*Googling "How many calories in whisky"*
Oh it's @lizzlepants.bsky.social birthday? Happy birthday, Pants! (Yes I have been drinking how could you tell?)
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh it's @lizzlepants.bsky.social birthday? Happy birthday, Pants! (Yes I have been drinking how could you tell?)
I've got an incredible urge to drink heavily tonight. And the only reason I probably won't is because I know what it'll do to my already broken head tomorrow.
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I've got an incredible urge to drink heavily tonight. And the only reason I probably won't is because I know what it'll do to my already broken head tomorrow.
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Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
Though if I'm honest I'd be far more excited if it were an Ankylosaur. T-Rex hogs all the limelight.
Friends fear he's going to buy the 1m long Lego Tyrannosaurus Rex…
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Though if I'm honest I'd be far more excited if it were an Ankylosaur. T-Rex hogs all the limelight.