Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Nerd, geek, dork, loser.
Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
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Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
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Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
· Oct 30
My personality? Imagine if Marvin the Paranoid Android and Eeyore fucked.
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it’s called a headboard because that’s what ya hold onto when receiving head
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
it’s called a headboard because that’s what ya hold onto when receiving head
Anybody wanna bang and then sit next to each other silently scrolling Bluesky the rest of the day? I've had enough of work for one lifetime.
February 10, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Anybody wanna bang and then sit next to each other silently scrolling Bluesky the rest of the day? I've had enough of work for one lifetime.
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Have we found out if they’re giants or not yet?
February 10, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Have we found out if they’re giants or not yet?
It's been a STARSET kind of morning, wouldn't you agree? Because you should.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 AM
It's been a STARSET kind of morning, wouldn't you agree? Because you should.
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if you ever need to make someone throw up in their mouth a little just start describing the color of your discharge if that doesn’t work you can add descriptions of texture as well but
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 AM
if you ever need to make someone throw up in their mouth a little just start describing the color of your discharge if that doesn’t work you can add descriptions of texture as well but
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Why do they call it a pair of shoes when sole mates was right there?
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Why do they call it a pair of shoes when sole mates was right there?
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Buttigieg is a great name for a dildo.
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Buttigieg is a great name for a dildo.
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If you don’t print a dragon, why did you even get a 3D printer?
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
If you don’t print a dragon, why did you even get a 3D printer?
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Perusing
Online
Risqué
Nakedness
Online
Risqué
Nakedness
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Perusing
Online
Risqué
Nakedness
Online
Risqué
Nakedness
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I’m gonna put all my favorite football players in my drafts so I’m actually ready for my next fantasy football league.
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I’m gonna put all my favorite football players in my drafts so I’m actually ready for my next fantasy football league.
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I’m sorry if I offended you, I was trying to offend someone else (your mom)
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I’m sorry if I offended you, I was trying to offend someone else (your mom)
Any relationship I have is a polycule bc first and foremost, I belong to the rhythm
Any relationship I have is a polycule bc first and foremost, I belong to my demons
any relationship i may have is a throuple bc first and foremost i belong to god
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Any relationship I have is a polycule bc first and foremost, I belong to the rhythm
Fuck Discord, find me on the coMA Kai forums circa 2002
February 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Fuck Discord, find me on the coMA Kai forums circa 2002
Reverse cowgirl so I can play dat ass like bongos
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Reverse cowgirl so I can play dat ass like bongos
One day, maybe I'll figure out what the fuck it is you want from me. Today is not that day.
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
One day, maybe I'll figure out what the fuck it is you want from me. Today is not that day.
Get the fuck off TikTok, ditch your Ring cameras. This goes for everyone, but it absolutely goes for anybody in the US.
"TikTok’s Terms of Service now explicitly include tracking of location and citizenship status (among other identity markers, such as sex)." newrepublic.com/article/2059...
How TikTok 2.0 Became a Weapon for ICE
In just one week, the company has gone from being Gen Z’s preferred social media platform to a tool for spying on Americans and the suppression of information.
newrepublic.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Get the fuck off TikTok, ditch your Ring cameras. This goes for everyone, but it absolutely goes for anybody in the US.
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She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
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after all why not? why shouldn't I believe it's butter?
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 AM
after all why not? why shouldn't I believe it's butter?
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i almost caught the wizard
stealing cars but he saw me
coming and flew the coupe
stealing cars but he saw me
coming and flew the coupe
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 AM
i almost caught the wizard
stealing cars but he saw me
coming and flew the coupe
stealing cars but he saw me
coming and flew the coupe
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You seem unbearable. <inspired>
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
You seem unbearable. <inspired>
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how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
I knew I should have worn my formal sweatpants for this wedding. Turns out I'm not getting married after all.
I knew I should have worn my formal sweatpants for this job interview
February 9, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I knew I should have worn my formal sweatpants for this wedding. Turns out I'm not getting married after all.
*blearily opening my eyes at 3:15am and checking the score*
I think we can all agree that the most important thing is that the Patriots are taking a whoppin'.
*passes back out*
I think we can all agree that the most important thing is that the Patriots are taking a whoppin'.
*passes back out*
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
*blearily opening my eyes at 3:15am and checking the score*
I think we can all agree that the most important thing is that the Patriots are taking a whoppin'.
*passes back out*
I think we can all agree that the most important thing is that the Patriots are taking a whoppin'.
*passes back out*
It fucking happened again. Somebody help.
Somebody get up and take my meds for me, I already got into bed.
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
It fucking happened again. Somebody help.
Add decision fatigue/paralysis to the list of my most attractive features that are absolutely sure to attract a prospective partner 🙄
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Add decision fatigue/paralysis to the list of my most attractive features that are absolutely sure to attract a prospective partner 🙄