Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
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Mine is:
Aragorn: [to Frodo] If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...
Legolas: And you have my bow.
Gimli: And *my* Avatar
Mine is:
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Avatar."
Mine is:
"I love the smell of Avatar in the morning."
Mine is:
Aragorn: [to Frodo] If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...
Legolas: And you have my bow.
Gimli: And *my* Avatar
Them: Sir, do you know how fast you were just going?
Me: What do I look like, some kinda fucking nerd?
Them: Sir, do you know how fast you were just going?
Me: What do I look like, some kinda fucking nerd?
Me: What do you mean? It'll be fine, I'm totally normal!
Also Me: Hi I'm Matt, do you ever wonder what it'd be like if all your skin was as sensitive as your genitals?
Me: What do you mean? It'll be fine, I'm totally normal!
Also Me: Hi I'm Matt, do you ever wonder what it'd be like if all your skin was as sensitive as your genitals?
Christmas: lol
Gas station wine: merry Christmas bitch
Christmas: lol
Gas station wine: merry Christmas bitch