Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaac2375gp5ug
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaac2375gp5ug
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc
Pinned
Sacrificing myself on the alter of science to the gods of FA & FO
Hot take: Fried chicken in the US has nothing on Chicken 65 in India. No question.
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Hot take: Fried chicken in the US has nothing on Chicken 65 in India. No question.
The exchange rate on skeets I make in India versus those in the US is high enough that I should be getting about 70x the number of likes and reposts while I'm here... let's test that theory 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The exchange rate on skeets I make in India versus those in the US is high enough that I should be getting about 70x the number of likes and reposts while I'm here... let's test that theory 🤔
More South Indian breakfast. Masala dosa (stuffed with potato curry leaves, black mustard seeds, turmeric and onions) with chutneys, and idli with sambar.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
More South Indian breakfast. Masala dosa (stuffed with potato curry leaves, black mustard seeds, turmeric and onions) with chutneys, and idli with sambar.
Reposted by Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
If I’m quiet, it’s either deep introspection or an internal panic attack
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If I’m quiet, it’s either deep introspection or an internal panic attack
Putting full-size hot dogs on the ends of my fingers and pretending I'm Freddie Krueger, just to mess with people
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Putting full-size hot dogs on the ends of my fingers and pretending I'm Freddie Krueger, just to mess with people
Reposted by Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
I may look calm but inside I’m knocking over cups for attention
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I may look calm but inside I’m knocking over cups for attention
Reposted by Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
"This was only $6 at Five Below" is why I have trust issues.
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"This was only $6 at Five Below" is why I have trust issues.
Reposted by Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
Calories don’t count when you are day drinking on a Sunday
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Calories don’t count when you are day drinking on a Sunday
Reposted by Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
sundays are for disassociating
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
sundays are for disassociating
Reposted by Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
Box wine is like me: affordable, a little sweet, and questionable after three days
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Box wine is like me: affordable, a little sweet, and questionable after three days
Reposted by Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
It’s okay to be okay
It’s okay to not be okay
It’s not okay to eat my emotional support snacks
It’s okay to not be okay
It’s not okay to eat my emotional support snacks
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s okay to be okay
It’s okay to not be okay
It’s not okay to eat my emotional support snacks
It’s okay to not be okay
It’s not okay to eat my emotional support snacks
Reposted by Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
Tipsy me thinks I’m hilarious
Sober me also thinks I’m hilarious but with less hair flips
Sober me also thinks I’m hilarious but with less hair flips
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Tipsy me thinks I’m hilarious
Sober me also thinks I’m hilarious but with less hair flips
Sober me also thinks I’m hilarious but with less hair flips
It's implied that I'm pantsless whenever I post, does that get me fewer likes?
It’s implied that I’m topless whenever I post, if that’ll help me get more likes.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It's implied that I'm pantsless whenever I post, does that get me fewer likes?
Ruminating, just to feel something
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ruminating, just to feel something
Instead of asking "Where's Waldo?," we should all ask ourselves "Why's Waldo?" and give our therapists some fresh material to work with.
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Instead of asking "Where's Waldo?," we should all ask ourselves "Why's Waldo?" and give our therapists some fresh material to work with.
Random post-midnight selfie from India
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Random post-midnight selfie from India
Me, flirting:
You wanna have my bag of Funyuns?
You wanna have my bag of Funyuns?
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Me, flirting:
You wanna have my bag of Funyuns?
You wanna have my bag of Funyuns?
Boy, if this rain keeps up, it won't come down.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Boy, if this rain keeps up, it won't come down.
If work tomorrow is as frustrating as it was today, I'm literally going to sit in a corner and rock back and forth about it
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If work tomorrow is as frustrating as it was today, I'm literally going to sit in a corner and rock back and forth about it
Reposted by Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
My thing is, I'm only tired until I lie down to go to sleep
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My thing is, I'm only tired until I lie down to go to sleep
I'm just saying, if you've never licked a window before, maybe you're missing out 🤨
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I'm just saying, if you've never licked a window before, maybe you're missing out 🤨
Less chaotic traffic than normal, still takes an hour to ride 5 miles.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Less chaotic traffic than normal, still takes an hour to ride 5 miles.
Indian dining in the hotel room: Lahsooni Jhinga (bay prawn in garlic sauce with onion and tomato) with Basmati rice and vegetables.
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Indian dining in the hotel room: Lahsooni Jhinga (bay prawn in garlic sauce with onion and tomato) with Basmati rice and vegetables.
Wake me up in a day or four
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Wake me up in a day or four
Ordering room service like I'm fancy af, because that's what you do when you're staying in a boujee hotel halfway around the world.
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Ordering room service like I'm fancy af, because that's what you do when you're staying in a boujee hotel halfway around the world.