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Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
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Sacrificing myself on the alter of science to the gods of FA & FO
Hot take: Fried chicken in the US has nothing on Chicken 65 in India. No question.
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The exchange rate on skeets I make in India versus those in the US is high enough that I should be getting about 70x the number of likes and reposts while I'm here... let's test that theory 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
More South Indian breakfast. Masala dosa (stuffed with potato curry leaves, black mustard seeds, turmeric and onions) with chutneys, and idli with sambar.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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If I’m quiet, it’s either deep introspection or an internal panic attack
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Putting full-size hot dogs on the ends of my fingers and pretending I'm Freddie Krueger, just to mess with people
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I may look calm but inside I’m knocking over cups for attention
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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"This was only $6 at Five Below" is why I have trust issues.
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Calories don’t count when you are day drinking on a Sunday
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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sundays are for disassociating
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Box wine is like me: affordable, a little sweet, and questionable after three days
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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It’s okay to be okay

It’s okay to not be okay

It’s not okay to eat my emotional support snacks
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Tipsy me thinks I’m hilarious

Sober me also thinks I’m hilarious but with less hair flips
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It's implied that I'm pantsless whenever I post, does that get me fewer likes?
It’s implied that I’m topless whenever I post, if that’ll help me get more likes.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ruminating, just to feel something
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Instead of asking "Where's Waldo?," we should all ask ourselves "Why's Waldo?" and give our therapists some fresh material to work with.
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Random post-midnight selfie from India
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Me, flirting:

You wanna have my bag of Funyuns?
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Boy, if this rain keeps up, it won't come down.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If work tomorrow is as frustrating as it was today, I'm literally going to sit in a corner and rock back and forth about it
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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My thing is, I'm only tired until I lie down to go to sleep
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'm just saying, if you've never licked a window before, maybe you're missing out 🤨
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Less chaotic traffic than normal, still takes an hour to ride 5 miles.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Indian dining in the hotel room: Lahsooni Jhinga (bay prawn in garlic sauce with onion and tomato) with Basmati rice and vegetables.
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Wake me up in a day or four
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Ordering room service like I'm fancy af, because that's what you do when you're staying in a boujee hotel halfway around the world.
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM