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Pot Shop Boy
@potshopboy.bsky.social
This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.

Pan/demi

The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social

Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
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In lieu of the terrible history of Thanksgiving, here's an episode on something slightly less terrible. Happy start of Christmas shopping season!
open.spotify.com/episode/2qpl...
E44 - The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Christmas Parade
open.spotify.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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it should be illegal to have to wake up early
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Righteously Indignant Clown Posse
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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what if johnny depp was the tooth fairy
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I’m an emotional avoidant and a hopeless romantic

I don’t understand it either
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Life is short. Tell your crush how you feel and get rejected early. 😂💀
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Live your life in a way that people don't groan so hard they hurt their throats when you head their way to chat.
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Me, to my suitor who works in the cannabis industry:
I just need more from you.

Him: I know baby, I'm so sorry. I've been so busy. I need to be more attentive, & I'm going to be. I think about you all the time. I'm crazy about you.

Me: No. I need more *gummies.* Thanks.

@bbkittyfck.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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What do a 9-volt battery and a butthole have in common?

You’re not supposed to stick your tongue in either…but you still do.
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Damn I thought it was they both have toys 🏆👑 Congratulations @wilboo72.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
What do a 9-volt battery and a butthole have in common?

You’re not supposed to stick your tongue in either…but you still do.
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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ISO:
really hot guy to think I’m the bees knees and tell me jokes and be perfectly romantic without being annoying, but also never talk to me off the timeline or tell me you feel this way.

No weirdos
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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When you drop a glass in the sink in a way where it would have had every right to shatter, but it doesn’t. Goddamn. New lease on life.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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paint me like one of your french poodles
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I'm starting to regret my Favstar facial tattoo.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I want to make a turducken out of this Administration but they already have their heads so far up each others' asses I think most of the work has already been done.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Live, laugh, lick a poison frog
Live, laugh, long for their demise.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Omg another Hallmark football love story movie? Please do eagles next. I wanna hear all the cussing
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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ironically plural is singular
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Sorry about all the questions. I've never been to a public stoning before and I get just all kinds of excitable.
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Putting up “have you seen this person” signs with a picture of me.
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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if a swastika isn't considered hate speech, then they shouldn't mind being called Nazis 500 times a day (punch Nazis yeah)
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM