Wilbur72
@wilboo72.bsky.social
Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.
If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
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Wilbur72
@wilboo72.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Just told a joke on a Zoom meeting and nobody laughed.
Apparently I’m not remotely funny.
Apparently I’m not remotely funny.
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I know I joke a lot on my posts, but on a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck.
I have a meeting at the bank later and if it’s a success, I will be out of debt and own everything I have now.
I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask…
I have a meeting at the bank later and if it’s a success, I will be out of debt and own everything I have now.
I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask…
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I know I joke a lot on my posts, but on a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck.
I have a meeting at the bank later and if it’s a success, I will be out of debt and own everything I have now.
I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask…
I have a meeting at the bank later and if it’s a success, I will be out of debt and own everything I have now.
I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask…
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sitting in an Amazon box so my cats will think I’m sooooo precious
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
sitting in an Amazon box so my cats will think I’m sooooo precious
The office floor I work on can accommodate over 300 people, and today I’m the only one here.
It’s like some horrible zombie movie.
It’s like some horrible zombie movie.
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The office floor I work on can accommodate over 300 people, and today I’m the only one here.
It’s like some horrible zombie movie.
It’s like some horrible zombie movie.
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Netflix and stop talking to me
tryna hear what they’re sayin
tryna hear what they’re sayin
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Netflix and stop talking to me
tryna hear what they’re sayin
tryna hear what they’re sayin
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revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate
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I joined Bluesky 2 years ago today, and when I think about my time here, it fills me with a certain *yawn* that you can't get just anywhere.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I joined Bluesky 2 years ago today, and when I think about my time here, it fills me with a certain *yawn* that you can't get just anywhere.
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After reading through the Discover tab, I've realized we don't have enough, "Me, as a therapist" skeets to cover this shit.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
After reading through the Discover tab, I've realized we don't have enough, "Me, as a therapist" skeets to cover this shit.
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Me as a therapist: *quits*
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me as a therapist: *quits*
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I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
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"If a man has not found something that he will die for, he is not fit to live."
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"If a man has not found something that he will die for, he is not fit to live."
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
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I start my first meal of the day around 8 am and finish around 10 am, I call it breakslow
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I start my first meal of the day around 8 am and finish around 10 am, I call it breakslow
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You call me old-fashioned, I call me vintage. We're not the same.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
You call me old-fashioned, I call me vintage. We're not the same.
My imaginary friends just cancelled plans with me.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
My imaginary friends just cancelled plans with me.
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It's almost 8 AM. There's still time to call out with anal glaucoma.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It's almost 8 AM. There's still time to call out with anal glaucoma.
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Me, looking at the last skeet on here...
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Me, looking at the last skeet on here...
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Today’s band name:
The Benevolent Dictators
The Benevolent Dictators
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Today’s band name:
The Benevolent Dictators
The Benevolent Dictators
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The two words that strike fear and terror in everyone from Tennessee:
Wind chill
Wind chill
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The two words that strike fear and terror in everyone from Tennessee:
Wind chill
Wind chill
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The Bionic Man implies the existence of The Straightonic Man
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The Bionic Man implies the existence of The Straightonic Man
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Time travelling to her thot days.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Time travelling to her thot days.
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One of the skills I put on my resume was the ability to keenly observe other people working.
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
One of the skills I put on my resume was the ability to keenly observe other people working.
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Honestly I’m still sore from the monster mash.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Honestly I’m still sore from the monster mash.
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My darkest secret:
I haven't drank morning coffee in a year.
My second darkest secret: I secretly replaced the good coffee with the cheap coffee.
I haven't drank morning coffee in a year.
My second darkest secret: I secretly replaced the good coffee with the cheap coffee.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My darkest secret:
I haven't drank morning coffee in a year.
My second darkest secret: I secretly replaced the good coffee with the cheap coffee.
I haven't drank morning coffee in a year.
My second darkest secret: I secretly replaced the good coffee with the cheap coffee.
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I’m already looking forward to Jurassic Park 47
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m already looking forward to Jurassic Park 47
Chuck Schumer is getting paid off
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Chuck Schumer is getting paid off