Eric Replatformed
@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
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Stop mansplaining The Silence of the Lambs to me, I dont need a Hannibal lecture.
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Going well in the ‘replies no-one understands’ event today. Currently in first.
February 15, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Going well in the ‘replies no-one understands’ event today. Currently in first.
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Just making my fusion signature dish. Cheese AND toast.
February 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Just making my fusion signature dish. Cheese AND toast.
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If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
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Watching a French thing and basically they are like us but with more scarves.
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Watching a French thing and basically they are like us but with more scarves.
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"Scuttlebutt" is oddly not a euphemism for "wrecking that ass"
February 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
"Scuttlebutt" is oddly not a euphemism for "wrecking that ass"
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“proceed to check out” ? already there , thanks 😩
February 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
“proceed to check out” ? already there , thanks 😩
Either it stops sucking or it starts sucking...
February 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Either it stops sucking or it starts sucking...
I have two main types of coworkers: checked out and prickly gatekeepers.
February 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I have two main types of coworkers: checked out and prickly gatekeepers.
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Thanks to Ozempic, Fat Tuesday lost 16% of its body weight since last year.
February 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Thanks to Ozempic, Fat Tuesday lost 16% of its body weight since last year.
Fuck it, I am cashing out my retirement, filling a kiddie pool with one dollar bills and swimming in money for once in my life.
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Fuck it, I am cashing out my retirement, filling a kiddie pool with one dollar bills and swimming in money for once in my life.
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A looney toons ski jump event at the winter olympics where they take off, stop in mid air, look down, peddle their legs frantically and then pull out a sign saying "help" before plummeting to the ground.
February 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
A looney toons ski jump event at the winter olympics where they take off, stop in mid air, look down, peddle their legs frantically and then pull out a sign saying "help" before plummeting to the ground.
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If you keep your nose to the grindstone you’ll sharpen your senses.
February 17, 2026 at 1:33 PM
If you keep your nose to the grindstone you’ll sharpen your senses.
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Me at work: I've gotta remember to do all the things when I get home.
Me at home:
Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
Me at home:
Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
February 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Me at work: I've gotta remember to do all the things when I get home.
Me at home:
Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
Me at home:
Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
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The bulk shopping members only warehouse runs out of samples
Panic! At the Costco!
Panic! At the Costco!
February 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
The bulk shopping members only warehouse runs out of samples
Panic! At the Costco!
Panic! At the Costco!
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This trail mix is called “Island Escape” but I’ve eaten 13 servings and nothing yet
February 17, 2026 at 3:07 AM
This trail mix is called “Island Escape” but I’ve eaten 13 servings and nothing yet
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Everything is a private joke if you don’t get it.
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Everything is a private joke if you don’t get it.
My partner's adult children are in a huge conflict over which one is the center of the universe.
February 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
My partner's adult children are in a huge conflict over which one is the center of the universe.
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A guy was wearing a black shirt over a white one. I mistook him for a priest and he was ill equipped to handle my confession.
February 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
A guy was wearing a black shirt over a white one. I mistook him for a priest and he was ill equipped to handle my confession.
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never got into that hobby because imagine being stranded on an island and a bottle washes up on the shore and there’s a taunting little unhelpful ship inside
February 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
never got into that hobby because imagine being stranded on an island and a bottle washes up on the shore and there’s a taunting little unhelpful ship inside
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what are the odds i can sit in this near empty medical centre and nobody will sit next to me?
15 seconds later
*sad trombone sound*
15 seconds later
*sad trombone sound*
February 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
what are the odds i can sit in this near empty medical centre and nobody will sit next to me?
15 seconds later
*sad trombone sound*
15 seconds later
*sad trombone sound*
Xfinity: Here's some equipment you didn't order
Also Xfinity: please return the equipment to us
Also xfinity: here is an incorrect address for the store
Also Xfinity: we can't provide a paper receipt but we will email you
Also Xfinity: no we won't email you, sucker
Also Xfinity: please return the equipment to us
Also xfinity: here is an incorrect address for the store
Also Xfinity: we can't provide a paper receipt but we will email you
Also Xfinity: no we won't email you, sucker
February 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Xfinity: Here's some equipment you didn't order
Also Xfinity: please return the equipment to us
Also xfinity: here is an incorrect address for the store
Also Xfinity: we can't provide a paper receipt but we will email you
Also Xfinity: no we won't email you, sucker
Also Xfinity: please return the equipment to us
Also xfinity: here is an incorrect address for the store
Also Xfinity: we can't provide a paper receipt but we will email you
Also Xfinity: no we won't email you, sucker
Desper-ado About Nothing, the long lost Shakespeare western.
February 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Desper-ado About Nothing, the long lost Shakespeare western.
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The word discard is too gentle of a word to use when we delete a draft. I propose a “this is total garbage” button, but wait, that might also be the post button.
February 15, 2026 at 8:36 AM
The word discard is too gentle of a word to use when we delete a draft. I propose a “this is total garbage” button, but wait, that might also be the post button.
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A hand in the bird is worth two in the bush. Wait, what?
February 13, 2026 at 1:23 PM
A hand in the bird is worth two in the bush. Wait, what?
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You’d have to pay me a million dollars and get me halfway drunk to even think about doing the skiing long jump.
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
You’d have to pay me a million dollars and get me halfway drunk to even think about doing the skiing long jump.