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Eric Replatformed
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Stop mansplaining The Silence of the Lambs to me, I dont need a Hannibal lecture.
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If someone gets hurt in a peekaboo accident you take them to the ICU
February 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Told the wife to make me a honey-do list of everything she can think of and I’ll get to all of it February 29-30
February 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I live below my means, but I try to rise above my standard deviations.
February 19, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Credit bureau: you have exceptional credit due to a very low debt load

Also credit bureau: here are loans, credit cards and other debt that you qualify for
February 19, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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I named my puppy Kurt Cobain. He knows sit, shake, roll over, and come as you are
February 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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Sorry, I can’t. I have plans to not do that thing.
February 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Don't make me count the
syllables and turn this in
to a haiku, bitch.
February 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Going well in the ‘replies no-one understands’ event today. Currently in first.
February 15, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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Just making my fusion signature dish. Cheese AND toast.
February 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Watching a French thing and basically they are like us but with more scarves.
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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"Scuttlebutt" is oddly not a euphemism for "wrecking that ass"
February 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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“proceed to check out” ? already there , thanks 😩
February 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Either it stops sucking or it starts sucking...
February 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I have two main types of coworkers: checked out and prickly gatekeepers.
February 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Thanks to Ozempic, Fat Tuesday lost 16% of its body weight since last year.
February 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Fuck it, I am cashing out my retirement, filling a kiddie pool with one dollar bills and swimming in money for once in my life.
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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A looney toons ski jump event at the winter olympics where they take off, stop in mid air, look down, peddle their legs frantically and then pull out a sign saying "help" before plummeting to the ground.
February 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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If you keep your nose to the grindstone you’ll sharpen your senses.
February 17, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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Me at work: I've gotta remember to do all the things when I get home.

Me at home:

Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
February 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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The bulk shopping members only warehouse runs out of samples

Panic! At the Costco!
February 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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This trail mix is called “Island Escape” but I’ve eaten 13 servings and nothing yet
February 17, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Everything is a private joke if you don’t get it.
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
My partner's adult children are in a huge conflict over which one is the center of the universe.
February 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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A guy was wearing a black shirt over a white one. I mistook him for a priest and he was ill equipped to handle my confession.
February 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM