Carole U
@caroleu.bsky.social
Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
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(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
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anointing myself the high priestess of wtf
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
anointing myself the high priestess of wtf
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Listen my punk, if we keep jumping up and down about love in skinny ties not mad at all, people will say we're power pop
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Listen my punk, if we keep jumping up and down about love in skinny ties not mad at all, people will say we're power pop
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If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
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You need a better safe word on Main
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
You need a better safe word on Main
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When you praise yourself inside your head for accomplishing small tasks, do you use your actual name, or do you have an 'inside name'?
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
When you praise yourself inside your head for accomplishing small tasks, do you use your actual name, or do you have an 'inside name'?
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Eating a bowl of croutons like cold cereal
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Eating a bowl of croutons like cold cereal
Who needs therapy when we have predictive text?
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Who needs therapy when we have predictive text?
I’ve had my coffee, why is it still raining?
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’ve had my coffee, why is it still raining?
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And just like that, I was asked not to bring my goatse cheese, cherry pie to Thanksgiving
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
And just like that, I was asked not to bring my goatse cheese, cherry pie to Thanksgiving
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Can I just somehow live with the goats and still have health insurance?
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Can I just somehow live with the goats and still have health insurance?
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I just had an entire conversation with someone who was, unbeknownst to me, talking to someone else on a Bluetooth earpiece.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I just had an entire conversation with someone who was, unbeknownst to me, talking to someone else on a Bluetooth earpiece.
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My Ma sent me socks w cheesy motivational sayings on them to scam me into wearing socks. Is it workin? Idk, but I just wanna say, you’ve got this, beautiful! You rock!
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My Ma sent me socks w cheesy motivational sayings on them to scam me into wearing socks. Is it workin? Idk, but I just wanna say, you’ve got this, beautiful! You rock!
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Don’t make me per my last email you
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Don’t make me per my last email you
The rain pat pat pats the ground in what I’m sure would be a lovely metaphor if the coffeepot would just finish come on, there’s barely five hours before lunch.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The rain pat pat pats the ground in what I’m sure would be a lovely metaphor if the coffeepot would just finish come on, there’s barely five hours before lunch.
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
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Thou shalt make a seven-layer dip, no more, no less. Seven shall be the number of the layers thou shalt dip, and the number of the dipping layers shall be seven. Eight thou shalt not dip, nether dip thou six. Nine is right out.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Thou shalt make a seven-layer dip, no more, no less. Seven shall be the number of the layers thou shalt dip, and the number of the dipping layers shall be seven. Eight thou shalt not dip, nether dip thou six. Nine is right out.
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I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
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what is the brain if not a large steam-powered device that clacks and judders as it trundles along? what is a skeet if not the periodic venting of the valves, monitored by the goblins who pilot it, to prevent the contraption from exploding?
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
what is the brain if not a large steam-powered device that clacks and judders as it trundles along? what is a skeet if not the periodic venting of the valves, monitored by the goblins who pilot it, to prevent the contraption from exploding?
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what if pennies be the change I want to see in the world then what
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
what if pennies be the change I want to see in the world then what
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
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The dead passed through it like a sieve not unlike the deciduous gymnosperms. Was this a dry run? Let's not open that can of Pampers.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The dead passed through it like a sieve not unlike the deciduous gymnosperms. Was this a dry run? Let's not open that can of Pampers.
If you see this post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you see this post a bird