CaroleU
@caroleu.bsky.social
Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
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OMG NOTHINGS UP STOP ASKING ME, YOU POS
January 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
OMG NOTHINGS UP STOP ASKING ME, YOU POS
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A little sawdust to sprinkle over what’s left of your dreams.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
A little sawdust to sprinkle over what’s left of your dreams.
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be my valentine (threatening)
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
be my valentine (threatening)
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The forgotten work bag banana held its own.
January 22, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The forgotten work bag banana held its own.
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You know how you keep hurting the people you love? Stop that shit.
February 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
You know how you keep hurting the people you love? Stop that shit.
Kinda wonder what he did to deserve all this.
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Kinda wonder what he did to deserve all this.
Spreading the gospel of curry pizza one bank teller (or cashier) at a time.
February 14, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Spreading the gospel of curry pizza one bank teller (or cashier) at a time.
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ah yes conversation hearts, the candy corn of valentines day
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
ah yes conversation hearts, the candy corn of valentines day
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The term “Romance Language” can be traced to a Southern European custom (first practiced by the French) of choosing the gender of individual nouns by fucking objects one by one and then engaging in rigorous debate in the salons and streets.
March 31, 2024 at 4:34 PM
The term “Romance Language” can be traced to a Southern European custom (first practiced by the French) of choosing the gender of individual nouns by fucking objects one by one and then engaging in rigorous debate in the salons and streets.
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Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
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Trying not to feel business trip about you I say right on time to falling in love. Didn't you hear me earlier, I used ooh la la in my request for more wake up calls and fewer do not disturb signs
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Trying not to feel business trip about you I say right on time to falling in love. Didn't you hear me earlier, I used ooh la la in my request for more wake up calls and fewer do not disturb signs
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roses are red
violets are not
I think you are gorgeous
and everybody else looks like a foot
violets are not
I think you are gorgeous
and everybody else looks like a foot
February 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
roses are red
violets are not
I think you are gorgeous
and everybody else looks like a foot
violets are not
I think you are gorgeous
and everybody else looks like a foot
If something doesn’t make noise, it’s silent. If you can’t see it, it’s invisible. What’s the word for something that has no smell whatsoever?
Anyhow, nice flowers. Sorry they were so expensive. Hope they last for the whole weekend so you get your money’s worth. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🤍
Anyhow, nice flowers. Sorry they were so expensive. Hope they last for the whole weekend so you get your money’s worth. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🤍
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
If something doesn’t make noise, it’s silent. If you can’t see it, it’s invisible. What’s the word for something that has no smell whatsoever?
Anyhow, nice flowers. Sorry they were so expensive. Hope they last for the whole weekend so you get your money’s worth. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🤍
Anyhow, nice flowers. Sorry they were so expensive. Hope they last for the whole weekend so you get your money’s worth. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🤍
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This is my boyfriend. For Valentine's Day he peed on someone's pug so I could get yelled at ❤️💐
February 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
This is my boyfriend. For Valentine's Day he peed on someone's pug so I could get yelled at ❤️💐
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When I was a child, a teacher read "The Princess and the Pea" out loud to us and I remember thinking "of course she can tell when somebody peed in her bed, it'd be wet."
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
When I was a child, a teacher read "The Princess and the Pea" out loud to us and I remember thinking "of course she can tell when somebody peed in her bed, it'd be wet."
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In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women"
The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
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by the way if you dont have
a valentine by midnight you
automatically become mine
a valentine by midnight you
automatically become mine
February 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
by the way if you dont have
a valentine by midnight you
automatically become mine
a valentine by midnight you
automatically become mine
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foxtrot
uniform
charlie
kilo
tango
hotel
india
sierra
uniform
charlie
kilo
tango
hotel
india
sierra
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
foxtrot
uniform
charlie
kilo
tango
hotel
india
sierra
uniform
charlie
kilo
tango
hotel
india
sierra
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Sound up! 👻
February 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Sound up! 👻
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calling it for tomorrow. stay in your pajamas valentines day edition
February 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
calling it for tomorrow. stay in your pajamas valentines day edition
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Friday the thirteenths, well, you just never know..look after your good selves, bluesky 🦋
February 13, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Friday the thirteenths, well, you just never know..look after your good selves, bluesky 🦋
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“You don’t love chocolate covered strawberries, you’re just in love with the concept of chocolate covered strawberries.”
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
“You don’t love chocolate covered strawberries, you’re just in love with the concept of chocolate covered strawberries.”
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You complete me!
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
You complete me!
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
Ha ha, nah, I’m not making up excuses not to do anything because I’m superstitious af. Okay, maybe I am. Or maybe I’m that lazy. Which looks better?
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Ha ha, nah, I’m not making up excuses not to do anything because I’m superstitious af. Okay, maybe I am. Or maybe I’m that lazy. Which looks better?