CaroleU
@caroleu.bsky.social
Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
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If you're not up Cthulhuing your cult, are even really avoiding your sleep paralysis demon?
It's morning now anyway.
It's morning now anyway.
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
If you're not up Cthulhuing your cult, are even really avoiding your sleep paralysis demon?
It's morning now anyway.
It's morning now anyway.
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The app that tells you everything you are currently outside of and then dives down into what you're currently inside of is just too nesting doll GPS for osmosis traffic
February 16, 2026 at 5:40 AM
The app that tells you everything you are currently outside of and then dives down into what you're currently inside of is just too nesting doll GPS for osmosis traffic
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2025 was proof time travel does not exist.
February 16, 2026 at 2:56 PM
2025 was proof time travel does not exist.
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i wonder how often
the ocean has to pee
the ocean has to pee
February 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
i wonder how often
the ocean has to pee
the ocean has to pee
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Pasta Puttanesca...
Puttanesca: Italian, from puttana ‘prostitute’ (the sauce is said to have been devised by prostitutes as one which could be cooked quickly between clients' visits).
So, when you say "Pasta Puttanesca like my momma used to make", I now know what you're really saying.
Puttanesca: Italian, from puttana ‘prostitute’ (the sauce is said to have been devised by prostitutes as one which could be cooked quickly between clients' visits).
So, when you say "Pasta Puttanesca like my momma used to make", I now know what you're really saying.
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Pasta Puttanesca...
Puttanesca: Italian, from puttana ‘prostitute’ (the sauce is said to have been devised by prostitutes as one which could be cooked quickly between clients' visits).
So, when you say "Pasta Puttanesca like my momma used to make", I now know what you're really saying.
Puttanesca: Italian, from puttana ‘prostitute’ (the sauce is said to have been devised by prostitutes as one which could be cooked quickly between clients' visits).
So, when you say "Pasta Puttanesca like my momma used to make", I now know what you're really saying.
Everything is a private joke if you don’t get it.
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Everything is a private joke if you don’t get it.
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A guy was wearing a black shirt over a white one. I mistook him for a priest and he was ill equipped to handle my confession.
February 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
A guy was wearing a black shirt over a white one. I mistook him for a priest and he was ill equipped to handle my confession.
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we choose the choices but not the outcomes
February 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
we choose the choices but not the outcomes
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Broke open this Monday hoping to find a geode but instead found more gray rock.
February 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Broke open this Monday hoping to find a geode but instead found more gray rock.
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The night the way the rain explains it.
February 16, 2026 at 6:19 AM
The night the way the rain explains it.
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bowie’s starman plays as a stalk grows out of your head
February 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
bowie’s starman plays as a stalk grows out of your head
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Trying to not be stupid.
February 16, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Trying to not be stupid.
When I was little, my father always used to say, “Good night, sleep tight!” which I now blame for my not being able to relax as an adult.
February 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
When I was little, my father always used to say, “Good night, sleep tight!” which I now blame for my not being able to relax as an adult.
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The art gets in everything.
February 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
The art gets in everything.
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the thoughts have escaped and joined a circus
February 15, 2026 at 1:45 PM
the thoughts have escaped and joined a circus
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Raging against the machine by taking my pop tarts out of the toaster before it's done
April 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Raging against the machine by taking my pop tarts out of the toaster before it's done
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Leaving a handful of teeth under my pillow so the succubus knows it's more of a casual thing
February 15, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Leaving a handful of teeth under my pillow so the succubus knows it's more of a casual thing
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For Lent, I like to go around and pick up all the bad habits people dropped.
February 15, 2026 at 7:36 PM
For Lent, I like to go around and pick up all the bad habits people dropped.
A journey of 5,000 steps begins with a single "I don't wanna!"
February 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A journey of 5,000 steps begins with a single "I don't wanna!"
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I’ll let a faucet go on dripping for years. It’s like an old friend
February 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I’ll let a faucet go on dripping for years. It’s like an old friend
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Just remember kids, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of epilepsy and bee keeping. He could fuck your shit up more than you know.
February 15, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Just remember kids, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of epilepsy and bee keeping. He could fuck your shit up more than you know.
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OMG NOTHINGS UP STOP ASKING ME, YOU POS
January 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
OMG NOTHINGS UP STOP ASKING ME, YOU POS
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A little sawdust to sprinkle over what’s left of your dreams.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
A little sawdust to sprinkle over what’s left of your dreams.