CaroleU
@caroleu.bsky.social
Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
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“Good to know.”
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
February 18, 2026 at 11:31 AM
“Good to know.”
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
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eating a typewriter like corn on the cob
April 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
eating a typewriter like corn on the cob
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How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
February 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
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The spectre rises up from the floorboards and drinks your ranch dressing straight from the bottle while you sleep at night.
February 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The spectre rises up from the floorboards and drinks your ranch dressing straight from the bottle while you sleep at night.
Au contraire, so there. It's fair. Ain't we a pair? Double dog dare, I don't care.
February 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Au contraire, so there. It's fair. Ain't we a pair? Double dog dare, I don't care.
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Whenever you trip over a root disturbing the calm lapping route of a sidewalk you are thinking about if any photos of a lake monster are real, that much ripples true
February 18, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Whenever you trip over a root disturbing the calm lapping route of a sidewalk you are thinking about if any photos of a lake monster are real, that much ripples true
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Please stop sending me threatening messages written in blood. It’s mean and it hurts my feelings
February 18, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Please stop sending me threatening messages written in blood. It’s mean and it hurts my feelings
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the worst part of being informed is the being informed part
February 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
the worst part of being informed is the being informed part
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A buzzer should go off when it's time to give up on someone.
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
A buzzer should go off when it's time to give up on someone.
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I'm giving up my will to live for lent
February 17, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I'm giving up my will to live for lent
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Daily affirmation: You deserve pączki
February 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Daily affirmation: You deserve pączki
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Do I want buffalo wings or chili dogs for breakfast? and life's other imponderable questions.
February 17, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Do I want buffalo wings or chili dogs for breakfast? and life's other imponderable questions.
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I lost the "US Drinking Teams by State" map that briefly floated by last night, but I still think it's unfair to put Illinois and Wisconsin in the same bracket and expect anyone else to win. :/
February 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I lost the "US Drinking Teams by State" map that briefly floated by last night, but I still think it's unfair to put Illinois and Wisconsin in the same bracket and expect anyone else to win. :/
There's food, there's comfort food, and then there's whatever you bought while 99 Luftballons was playing at the grocery store.
February 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
There's food, there's comfort food, and then there's whatever you bought while 99 Luftballons was playing at the grocery store.
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The evening ends with a shower and me poorer by a pair of socks.
February 17, 2026 at 5:59 AM
The evening ends with a shower and me poorer by a pair of socks.
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Become ungovernable
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Become ungovernable
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my goals have training wheels
February 17, 2026 at 12:14 PM
my goals have training wheels
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Meditation turns to sleep and the sequel knows that the last thing you're going to do in a dream is meditate some more so what's next for zen. You are mindful in a theater, trying to feel pretty Zen 2 also
February 17, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Meditation turns to sleep and the sequel knows that the last thing you're going to do in a dream is meditate some more so what's next for zen. You are mindful in a theater, trying to feel pretty Zen 2 also
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handing out beads today to everyone flashing me their wits
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
handing out beads today to everyone flashing me their wits
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Odd as it may sound, I was invited here.
February 17, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Odd as it may sound, I was invited here.
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Back off Karma, I got this one
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Back off Karma, I got this one
Happy Year of the Horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, that is, of course, unless the horse is on social media, maybe doing an AMA or NGL or something.
February 17, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Happy Year of the Horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, that is, of course, unless the horse is on social media, maybe doing an AMA or NGL or something.
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Here’s hoping my laurels aren’t quick sand.
February 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Here’s hoping my laurels aren’t quick sand.
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it’s past midnight. that means everything i eat from now until 10am is breakfast
February 17, 2026 at 8:47 AM
it’s past midnight. that means everything i eat from now until 10am is breakfast