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CaroleU
@caroleu.bsky.social
Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)

my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
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Whenever you trip over a root disturbing the calm lapping route of a sidewalk you are thinking about if any photos of a lake monster are real, that much ripples true
February 18, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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Please stop sending me threatening messages written in blood. It’s mean and it hurts my feelings
February 18, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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the worst part of being informed is the being informed part
February 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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A buzzer should go off when it's time to give up on someone.
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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I'm giving up my will to live for lent
February 17, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Daily affirmation: You deserve pączki
February 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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Do I want buffalo wings or chili dogs for breakfast? and life's other imponderable questions.
February 17, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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I lost the "US Drinking Teams by State" map that briefly floated by last night, but I still think it's unfair to put Illinois and Wisconsin in the same bracket and expect anyone else to win. :/
February 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
There's food, there's comfort food, and then there's whatever you bought while 99 Luftballons was playing at the grocery store.
February 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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The evening ends with a shower and me poorer by a pair of socks.
February 17, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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Become ungovernable
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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my goals have training wheels
February 17, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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Meditation turns to sleep and the sequel knows that the last thing you're going to do in a dream is meditate some more so what's next for zen. You are mindful in a theater, trying to feel pretty Zen 2 also
February 17, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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handing out beads today to everyone flashing me their wits
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Odd as it may sound, I was invited here.
February 17, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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Back off Karma, I got this one
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Happy Year of the Horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, that is, of course, unless the horse is on social media, maybe doing an AMA or NGL or something.
February 17, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Here’s hoping my laurels aren’t quick sand.
February 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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it’s past midnight. that means everything i eat from now until 10am is breakfast
February 17, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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happy lunar new year, sweet babies 🍊
February 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Lydia! Is there a Lydia? Move your coffee cup away from your laptop NOW!
Also, the guy across from you wants to ask you out, but he's too shy. Give him a nudge, lovely 🧙‍♀️
February 17, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Me at work: I've gotta remember to do all the things when I get home.

Me at home:

Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
February 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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if you say "this won't take long" then i will assume we have a verbal contract and will be billing you emotionally
February 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This may be the first year I remembered how to spell jacaranda without either looking it up or letting it autofill. Atta me.
February 17, 2026 at 7:38 PM