Emo Philips
@emophilips.bsky.social
“Hilarious” — Eric Idle. “Amazing” — Patton Oswalt. “Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review). Looming gigs: Denver, Jan 3, Comedy Works; Casper, Jan 9-10, Rialto; Salt Lake City, Jan 30-31, Wiseguys; full schedule on www.emophilips.com
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If you live in Denver, Casper, Salt Lake City, Dayton, Canton, Columbus, Ft Wayne, Toledo, Albuquerque, Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island, Naples, Burlington, Springfield, and/or Uncasville, please gently click www.emophilips.com/writings/936
Emo Philips
Official site of the comedian/mammal.
www.emophilips.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you live in Denver, Casper, Salt Lake City, Dayton, Canton, Columbus, Ft Wayne, Toledo, Albuquerque, Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island, Naples, Burlington, Springfield, and/or Uncasville, please gently click www.emophilips.com/writings/936
I’ve decided to kick off every year with a photo of me singing to a clown. @puddlespityparty.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I’ve decided to kick off every year with a photo of me singing to a clown. @puddlespityparty.bsky.social
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Happy New Year from all of us in Colorado, featuring special guest @emophilips.bsky.social! See him at @comedyworksdenver.bsky.social this weekend! He’s a genius!
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Happy New Year from all of us in Colorado, featuring special guest @emophilips.bsky.social! See him at @comedyworksdenver.bsky.social this weekend! He’s a genius!
don’t forget tonight to set your calendars ahead a year
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
don’t forget tonight to set your calendars ahead a year
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@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! We, oddly, did not get a pic with our friend after the 6th visit in Cumberland, Maryland. So here’s one from the venue with Emos foot.
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! We, oddly, did not get a pic with our friend after the 6th visit in Cumberland, Maryland. So here’s one from the venue with Emos foot.
If you live in Denver, Casper, Salt Lake City, Dayton, Canton, Columbus, Ft Wayne, Toledo, Albuquerque, Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island, Naples, Burlington, Springfield, and/or Uncasville, please gently click www.emophilips.com/writings/936
Emo Philips
Official site of the comedian/mammal.
www.emophilips.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you live in Denver, Casper, Salt Lake City, Dayton, Canton, Columbus, Ft Wayne, Toledo, Albuquerque, Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island, Naples, Burlington, Springfield, and/or Uncasville, please gently click www.emophilips.com/writings/936
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Thought I'd share that I called over to say hello to you at a pub in Newcastle, England in about 1989 after seeing your brilliant show. I was a nervous young thing meeting a comedy hero, and you couldn't have been nicer, signing a flyer. Thank you for making a very nice memory. Merry Christmas Emo
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Thought I'd share that I called over to say hello to you at a pub in Newcastle, England in about 1989 after seeing your brilliant show. I was a nervous young thing meeting a comedy hero, and you couldn't have been nicer, signing a flyer. Thank you for making a very nice memory. Merry Christmas Emo
I can’t think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I can’t think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas
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@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday. 5th pic from West Palm Beach, Florida;after a rainy drive across the state.
December 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday. 5th pic from West Palm Beach, Florida;after a rainy drive across the state.
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@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! 4th meeting opportunity (in Fort Myers).
December 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! 4th meeting opportunity (in Fort Myers).
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@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! our third meeting in beautiful Charleston,South Carolina
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! our third meeting in beautiful Charleston,South Carolina
t’s obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
t’s obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon
Bloomington, Indiana! Home not only to the Comedy Attic (where I’ll be Dec 5 & 6) but to the most inspirational (& heartwarming) statue ever: a pelican carrying a manatee.
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Bloomington, Indiana! Home not only to the Comedy Attic (where I’ll be Dec 5 & 6) but to the most inspirational (& heartwarming) statue ever: a pelican carrying a manatee.
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BLOOMINGTONIANS: I will be sharing the stage at The Comedy Attic with national treasure, @emophilips.bsky.social! Join us, won't you? www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
The Comedy Attic | An Evening With The Incomparable Emo Philips
www.comedyattic.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
BLOOMINGTONIANS: I will be sharing the stage at The Comedy Attic with national treasure, @emophilips.bsky.social! Join us, won't you? www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
So it’s NOT my imagination
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So it’s NOT my imagination
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got a new phone and it autocorrected "emo phillips" to "monopolies"
smh, that's a steven wright joke
smh, that's a steven wright joke
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
got a new phone and it autocorrected "emo phillips" to "monopolies"
smh, that's a steven wright joke
smh, that's a steven wright joke
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@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday, our second meeting (Flat Rock, N.C. ) We traveled many miles to be entertained.
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday, our second meeting (Flat Rock, N.C. ) We traveled many miles to be entertained.
If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Bloomington (the one in Indiana) please witness my act December 5 and/or 6; to wit: www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
The Comedy Attic | An Evening With The Incomparable Emo Philips
www.comedyattic.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Bloomington (the one in Indiana) please witness my act December 5 and/or 6; to wit: www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
“Regretting my third wish”
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“Regretting my third wish”
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@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday! Our first meeting at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo,NY.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday! Our first meeting at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo,NY.
Dear James,
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Dear James,
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936
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You can read Emo posts for free on this site, if you were wavering
11-23 is Fibonacci Day & I always fall into a spiral
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You can read Emo posts for free on this site, if you were wavering
11-23 is Fibonacci Day & I always fall into a spiral
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
11-23 is Fibonacci Day & I always fall into a spiral
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Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com