Emo Philips
@emophilips.bsky.social
Looming gigs: Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, Bloomington, Denver, Casper, Salt Lake City, Columbus, Ft Wayne, Toledo, Albuquerque, Dallas, Ft Worth, Boca Raton, Mobile, Lafayette and many more; bathe in the particulars at www.emophilips.com
If you’re wondering how I’d look with a dueling scar
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you’re wondering how I’d look with a dueling scar
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
Happy National Cat Day
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Happy National Cat Day
That Halloween I stopped Matthew Gray Gubler from terrorizing a tree
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
That Halloween I stopped Matthew Gray Gubler from terrorizing a tree
Happy National Pumpkin Day from my family to yours
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Happy National Pumpkin Day from my family to yours
Playfully attempting to distract “Weird Al” Yankovic as he dials 911
September 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Playfully attempting to distract “Weird Al” Yankovic as he dials 911
I’m ecstatic to be going on the road with one of my closest and funniest friends, real or imaginary: the perpetually ebullient Tim Cavanagh (represented here by the tiger); prowl for the particulars at www.emophilips.com
September 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m ecstatic to be going on the road with one of my closest and funniest friends, real or imaginary: the perpetually ebullient Tim Cavanagh (represented here by the tiger); prowl for the particulars at www.emophilips.com
September 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
No man is poor who has a cameo in a comic book about a ventriloquist
September 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
No man is poor who has a cameo in a comic book about a ventriloquist
September 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It went so wonderfully last night at the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa that the owner wants me tonight as well, as originally planned.
July 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It went so wonderfully last night at the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa that the owner wants me tonight as well, as originally planned.
It’s been so long since “Weird Al” & I filmed UHF that I hardly recognize us here. The joyous news is that I’ll be returning to Tulsa, where UHF was shot, to play the Bricktown Comedy Club on July 17 & 18. (I’ll be at the Bricktown in Oklahoma City on July 19, if you’re barred from the Tulsa one.)
July 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s been so long since “Weird Al” & I filmed UHF that I hardly recognize us here. The joyous news is that I’ll be returning to Tulsa, where UHF was shot, to play the Bricktown Comedy Club on July 17 & 18. (I’ll be at the Bricktown in Oklahoma City on July 19, if you’re barred from the Tulsa one.)
Thank you, Casper! (Credit: Emily Kaye Wilson)
May 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Thank you, Casper! (Credit: Emily Kaye Wilson)
Tonight’s show in Casper could not be more momentous for @pattonoswalt & me: after it’s over, he & I will have each played all 50 states. Will this be but a joyous personal milestone for us? Or will it usher in a new cosmic age? (Please don’t get sore if an apocalypse ensues.)
May 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Tonight’s show in Casper could not be more momentous for @pattonoswalt & me: after it’s over, he & I will have each played all 50 states. Will this be but a joyous personal milestone for us? Or will it usher in a new cosmic age? (Please don’t get sore if an apocalypse ensues.)
Please kindly click www.emophilips.com for clues
May 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Please kindly click www.emophilips.com for clues
I can’t wait to perform in Kansas City with my super-extra-hyper-special guest, @myqkaplan.bsky.social (depicted here as a tiger). Delve: www.emophilips.com
May 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I can’t wait to perform in Kansas City with my super-extra-hyper-special guest, @myqkaplan.bsky.social (depicted here as a tiger). Delve: www.emophilips.com
I told the Riot Fest promoter he needn’t make a big deal of me, but he insisted.
April 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I told the Riot Fest promoter he needn’t make a big deal of me, but he insisted.
In ´22, I tweeted that I had played every state save Montana & Wyoming. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social responded that those were the only ones he’d yet to play.
In ‘25, we had an inspiration.
Bozeman: The Elm, May 15
Casper: The Rialto, May 16-17
In ‘25, we had an inspiration.
Bozeman: The Elm, May 15
Casper: The Rialto, May 16-17
April 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
In ´22, I tweeted that I had played every state save Montana & Wyoming. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social responded that those were the only ones he’d yet to play.
In ‘25, we had an inspiration.
Bozeman: The Elm, May 15
Casper: The Rialto, May 16-17
In ‘25, we had an inspiration.
Bozeman: The Elm, May 15
Casper: The Rialto, May 16-17
I’m wicked ecstatic to be coming to the Boston Comedy Festival!
Saturday, April 5th, 2025
at the crack of 7 PM
Rockwell Theatre, Somerville
Delve: www.emophilips.com/shows/event/...
Saturday, April 5th, 2025
at the crack of 7 PM
Rockwell Theatre, Somerville
Delve: www.emophilips.com/shows/event/...
April 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m wicked ecstatic to be coming to the Boston Comedy Festival!
Saturday, April 5th, 2025
at the crack of 7 PM
Rockwell Theatre, Somerville
Delve: www.emophilips.com/shows/event/...
Saturday, April 5th, 2025
at the crack of 7 PM
Rockwell Theatre, Somerville
Delve: www.emophilips.com/shows/event/...
My deepest thanks to Randy & Kristy Pitchford for letting me drive their exquisite motorcar, which I got up to over 800 MPH — factoring in, of course, the rotation speed of the earth.
March 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My deepest thanks to Randy & Kristy Pitchford for letting me drive their exquisite motorcar, which I got up to over 800 MPH — factoring in, of course, the rotation speed of the earth.
After an agonizing internal debate as to which Portsmouth (for goodness! there are so many) to play, I have decided (oh, how I hope I have chosen correctly!) on the one in New Hampshire; I will be at McCue’s Comedy Club on April 4th.
March 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
After an agonizing internal debate as to which Portsmouth (for goodness! there are so many) to play, I have decided (oh, how I hope I have chosen correctly!) on the one in New Hampshire; I will be at McCue’s Comedy Club on April 4th.
For clues, please kindly visit www.emophilips.com
March 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
For clues, please kindly visit www.emophilips.com