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Bret Saunders
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“Come back, Zinc! Come back!”
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Hi I participated in this poll again this year because this music is vibrant and fulfilling:

artsfuse.org/322847/the-2...
The 20th Annual Francis Davis Jazz Critics Poll: The Institution Continues - The Arts Fuse
Onwards for an invaluable poll from a community of critics that gives us a map to an expansive world of jazz to explore -- with hints at terra incognita.
artsfuse.org
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
All this breaking news is breaking our hearts
January 14, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Denver Joke: Yikes my regular unleaded gas tastes like diesel this morning 🤢
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Reposted by Bret Saunders
Damn he has like a little doll’s middle finger
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Damn he has like a little doll’s middle finger
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
At least this is a good time to be a seasoned expert on geopolitics, war strategy, immigration, environmental science, vaccines, human psychology and female biology, like a great many people seem to be every day here on social media!
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
This is assisting my bleak news-addled brain today. Got to see Susan Alcorn perform a few times and it was mesmerizing.

nomadwarmachineandsusanalcorn.bandcamp.com/album/contra...
Contra Madre, by Nomad War Machine and Susan Alcorn
7 track album
nomadwarmachineandsusanalcorn.bandcamp.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Is he really going to seize Greenland, Colorado?
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Reposted by Bret Saunders
Twenty Twenty Sux, amirite
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Twenty Twenty Sux, amirite
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
What song is the contemporary equivalent of “What’s Going On”? We need that right now.
January 8, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Please tell me there’s vegetarian beef tallow so that I might comply with the directives
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The news is even nuttier than usual today. Missing that sweet, sultry Xanax transporting me to Chillville
January 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I don’t know if the spacetime continuum can withstand the deaths of David Lynch AND Bela Tarr within the same 365 day period
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Whose desk will YOU be defecating on tomorrow to commemorate Jan 6?
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Don’t forget to turn the clocks back two weeks tonight
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Someone’s been sign hacking
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I should need a jacket in Denver on January 4
January 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Happy New Year from all of us in Colorado, featuring special guest @emophilips.bsky.social! See him at @comedyworksdenver.bsky.social this weekend! He’s a genius!
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
The Gov should release a statement freeing Tina “Petters,” just for laffs
President Trump continues his attack on Colorado for Tina Peters being in prison. The former Republican clerk was convicted in a Republican county in a case by a Republican DA for a scheme allowing unauthorized access to voting equipment to search for election rigging.

“May they rot in hell.”
December 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
An unexpected pleasure that occurs maybe once a year: forgetting what day it is
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
One year without Xanax today! I picked the wrong year to…
December 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
‘Tis
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Sometimes I think maybe some
of these Hallmark Christmas movies are a touch contrived
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM