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Kellalena
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Things are falling apart as planned.
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There will be a horror movie about magnets in the next couple of years count on it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I can’t wait until Wicked 3: Tokyo Drift gets released next year.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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...is there a lord marmalade?
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Just how much faster is greased lightning than regular lightning do y'all reckon?
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I'm never at my best this early in the millennium.
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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You haven't been reposting me are you OK?
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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wow 3 funny people starter packs and I didn’t make any of them might become my evil origin story or should I just pretend I knew that I’m not funny
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Goon a movie

Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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what if we made out in the deli section of the grocery store
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Coffee and Zoloft is the breakfast of champions
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Putting "in loving memory of times gone by" on all rear windows that face vintage racecar crash stock footage
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Oh human, you sentimental idiot!
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I'd like to thank the people at O'Reilly's for selling me that over-priced lawnmower battery back in March 2024.

All the free testing and charging you've done on said battery almost makes us even.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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'November Rain' is my favorite song about hurricane season in Florida.
November 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I’m already looking forward to Jurassic Park 47
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Honestly I’m still sore from the monster mash.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I hope our pathetic “left” is elected in a sweep, let’s protest them too.

Let’s open all the files.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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friendly advice -- don't talk about your explosive diarrhea while you're in line for TSA
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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One of the skills I put on my resume was the ability to keenly observe other people working.
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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"adventure. excitement. a jedi craves not these things."

yeah, you mutant wart, i get it but maybe i do. why can't i be the cool dude jedi
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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me, after I try to flirt
a man is carrying a pig on his back while a pig looks on .
Alt: running away scared
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I always wear latex gloves when I chop jalapenos due to an unfortunate fingering incident with my wife back in 2007.
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM