Kellalena
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Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Things are falling apart as planned.
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There will be a horror movie about magnets in the next couple of years count on it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
There will be a horror movie about magnets in the next couple of years count on it.
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I can’t wait until Wicked 3: Tokyo Drift gets released next year.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I can’t wait until Wicked 3: Tokyo Drift gets released next year.
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...is there a lord marmalade?
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
...is there a lord marmalade?
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
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Just how much faster is greased lightning than regular lightning do y'all reckon?
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just how much faster is greased lightning than regular lightning do y'all reckon?
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I'm never at my best this early in the millennium.
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'm never at my best this early in the millennium.
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
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You haven't been reposting me are you OK?
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You haven't been reposting me are you OK?
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wow 3 funny people starter packs and I didn’t make any of them might become my evil origin story or should I just pretend I knew that I’m not funny
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
wow 3 funny people starter packs and I didn’t make any of them might become my evil origin story or should I just pretend I knew that I’m not funny
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Goon a movie
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
Goon a movie
Goonfellas
Goonfellas
Goon a movie
Goon with the wind
Goon with the wind
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Goon a movie
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
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what if we made out in the deli section of the grocery store
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
what if we made out in the deli section of the grocery store
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Coffee and Zoloft is the breakfast of champions
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Coffee and Zoloft is the breakfast of champions
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Putting "in loving memory of times gone by" on all rear windows that face vintage racecar crash stock footage
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Putting "in loving memory of times gone by" on all rear windows that face vintage racecar crash stock footage
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Oh human, you sentimental idiot!
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh human, you sentimental idiot!
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I'd like to thank the people at O'Reilly's for selling me that over-priced lawnmower battery back in March 2024.
All the free testing and charging you've done on said battery almost makes us even.
All the free testing and charging you've done on said battery almost makes us even.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'd like to thank the people at O'Reilly's for selling me that over-priced lawnmower battery back in March 2024.
All the free testing and charging you've done on said battery almost makes us even.
All the free testing and charging you've done on said battery almost makes us even.
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'November Rain' is my favorite song about hurricane season in Florida.
November 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
'November Rain' is my favorite song about hurricane season in Florida.
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I’m already looking forward to Jurassic Park 47
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m already looking forward to Jurassic Park 47
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Honestly I’m still sore from the monster mash.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Honestly I’m still sore from the monster mash.
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I hope our pathetic “left” is elected in a sweep, let’s protest them too.
Let’s open all the files.
Let’s open all the files.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I hope our pathetic “left” is elected in a sweep, let’s protest them too.
Let’s open all the files.
Let’s open all the files.
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friendly advice -- don't talk about your explosive diarrhea while you're in line for TSA
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
friendly advice -- don't talk about your explosive diarrhea while you're in line for TSA
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A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
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One of the skills I put on my resume was the ability to keenly observe other people working.
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
One of the skills I put on my resume was the ability to keenly observe other people working.
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"adventure. excitement. a jedi craves not these things."
yeah, you mutant wart, i get it but maybe i do. why can't i be the cool dude jedi
yeah, you mutant wart, i get it but maybe i do. why can't i be the cool dude jedi
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"adventure. excitement. a jedi craves not these things."
yeah, you mutant wart, i get it but maybe i do. why can't i be the cool dude jedi
yeah, you mutant wart, i get it but maybe i do. why can't i be the cool dude jedi
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me, after I try to flirt
a man is carrying a pig on his back while a pig looks on .
Alt: running away scared
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
me, after I try to flirt
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I always wear latex gloves when I chop jalapenos due to an unfortunate fingering incident with my wife back in 2007.
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I always wear latex gloves when I chop jalapenos due to an unfortunate fingering incident with my wife back in 2007.