Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
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A failure to communicate? I’ll take two, please.
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
A failure to communicate? I’ll take two, please.
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Set your sight on that moon and wish for the stars.
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Set your sight on that moon and wish for the stars.
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Full of laughs with room for dessert.
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Full of laughs with room for dessert.
There’s a time, place and YouTube video for everything.
January 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
There’s a time, place and YouTube video for everything.
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(whisper singing to myself) I want my, I want my, I want my MTV. *sad trombone*
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
(whisper singing to myself) I want my, I want my, I want my MTV. *sad trombone*
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This day in history. 42. The Roman senate deified Julius Caesar two years after assassinating him, declaring him god of croutons and ventilation I think.
January 1, 2026 at 12:27 PM
This day in history. 42. The Roman senate deified Julius Caesar two years after assassinating him, declaring him god of croutons and ventilation I think.
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This day in history. 1492. The Reconquista was completed when the Catholic Monarchs captured the Emirate of Granada, the last Moopish, it says here, stronghold in Spain.
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 AM
This day in history. 1492. The Reconquista was completed when the Catholic Monarchs captured the Emirate of Granada, the last Moopish, it says here, stronghold in Spain.
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Whenever I feel homesick I go into a dive bar.
January 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Whenever I feel homesick I go into a dive bar.
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I would get sworn in on a copy of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
January 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I would get sworn in on a copy of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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Today I compiled and sent a looooong email that I've been putting off for a year so that's me done for 2026.
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Today I compiled and sent a looooong email that I've been putting off for a year so that's me done for 2026.
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they should invent posts that aren’y ridledd eith typos
January 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
they should invent posts that aren’y ridledd eith typos
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After work I do not walk to my car, I slink in the parking garage and descend to its depths, never overground estimate me
January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
After work I do not walk to my car, I slink in the parking garage and descend to its depths, never overground estimate me
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Happy College Transfer Portal Day!
January 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Happy College Transfer Portal Day!
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Sometimes people don't deserve the benefit of the doubt . . . Sometimes people deserve a slap upside the head.
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Sometimes people don't deserve the benefit of the doubt . . . Sometimes people deserve a slap upside the head.
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Sometimes I take my glasses off because life looks better that way.
January 2, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Sometimes I take my glasses off because life looks better that way.
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I'll eat the laffy taffy without even reading the joke, I don't give a 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'll eat the laffy taffy without even reading the joke, I don't give a 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣
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I've been a fool and I've been blind…
Florence + The Machine - Shake It Out
YouTube video by FlorenceMachineVEVO
youtu.be
December 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I've been a fool and I've been blind…
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Happy new year!! I successfully stayed home we will see later whether this was a cry for help or me relaxing into myself (por que no los dos?)
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Happy new year!! I successfully stayed home we will see later whether this was a cry for help or me relaxing into myself (por que no los dos?)
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What's your favorite song about the world having turned and left you here
January 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
What's your favorite song about the world having turned and left you here
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if someone says “ribbed,” and you don’t immediately say “for her pleasure,” we probably can’t be friends
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
if someone says “ribbed,” and you don’t immediately say “for her pleasure,” we probably can’t be friends
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Louis Pasteur's kids never had sleepovers because he'd never let you stay up Pasteur bedtime.
January 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Louis Pasteur's kids never had sleepovers because he'd never let you stay up Pasteur bedtime.
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When you view the world with love in your heart, your whole world changes.
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
When you view the world with love in your heart, your whole world changes.
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All of us trying not to voice all the crazy shit we’re feeling means there’s a lot of people running around just feeling crazy shit.
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
All of us trying not to voice all the crazy shit we’re feeling means there’s a lot of people running around just feeling crazy shit.
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As you bring in a new year full of new possibilities, try leaving the anger and disappoint behind. Stop laughing. I said try.
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
As you bring in a new year full of new possibilities, try leaving the anger and disappoint behind. Stop laughing. I said try.