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Kellalena
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I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
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Murder, She Quote
January 18, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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kind of eerie realizing ice ice baby starts off with: alright stop, collaborate and listen
January 18, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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This day in history. 2014. The UK Independence party suspended councillor for Henley-on-Thames David Silvester for blaming legislation legalizing gay marriage for recent storms and floods not to mention those four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire.
January 18, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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I say anyone in Congress who lets the US conquer or buy Greenland has to live there
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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if you can’t see the light, let me sit with you in the dark
January 18, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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…because every day is unappreciated mom day, sweetie
January 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Knuckle tats
(T)(A)(T)(S) (R)(U)(L)(E)
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Prescription drugs should not have commercials
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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live, laugh, load the dishwasher
January 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:

Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Hungarian K-pop is back with special guests The Searchers followed by The Founders. God bless.
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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This day in history. 1781. The Battle of Cowpens during the American Revolutionary War. At first I read it as "Cowpenis" but that doesn't make sense and you know what else doesn't make sense the American Revolutionary War it was totally cowpenis.
January 17, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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grateful that it's pissing down outside and i can do nothing without feeling guilty whilst also feeling guilty that i'm doing nothing even though it's pissing down outside
January 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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I’m a sugar addict and
she’s sweet af
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Well the kids all dance the way they should. And the ICE agent killed Renee Good. Under Trump things are so out of hand. Orange invasion of Greenland.

Singing ashes, ashes all fall down.
January 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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guy running night club: I'm in the dark about the first rule.
January 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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No I’ve never worn a cummerbund, jfc I thought it was a sex act.
January 17, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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Folks, I really like you all. I love what you're doing for us here at the bsky, but I just want to get a drink and hang out.

None of that lovey dovey shit from me.
January 17, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Someone told me to have a great day..I laughed and laughed at them
January 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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That fucking blue dot is driving me crazier.
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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The typewriter, the video rental store and the United States Congress
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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i’m out of my mind, please leave a message
January 17, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Wait, are the Florida Panthers gonna give him The Cup?
January 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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"I thought I was alone!" And that's your excuse, for taking up all watchful space in the universe just to stop your science nemesis from seeing you put on a show for finally isolating the voyeur atom
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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Once upon a time my wife would bend me to her will using just her feminine charm coupled with the threat of withholding ‘favours’. These days all it takes is the tactical deployment of a bacon sammich.

To be honest, we’re both happier for it.
January 17, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Can we not... and not even try to pretend like we did?
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 AM