Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
I love you just the way you are, if you make these few changes.
January 6, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I love you just the way you are, if you make these few changes.
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All music is dance music.
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
All music is dance music.
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The worst thing a species can be is delicious.
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The worst thing a species can be is delicious.
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I wish you could believe in me as much as you can’t believe it’s not butter.
December 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I wish you could believe in me as much as you can’t believe it’s not butter.
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When someone asks if you feel more like yourself today it's always polite to answer with, "which one?"
January 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
When someone asks if you feel more like yourself today it's always polite to answer with, "which one?"
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intrusive thoughts go away
come again no other day
come again no other day
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
intrusive thoughts go away
come again no other day
come again no other day
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It’s so tempting to fall into the snow and watch it swirl down as it covers me. Meditating on its silencing effect so that it might quiet my busy mind as well
January 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
It’s so tempting to fall into the snow and watch it swirl down as it covers me. Meditating on its silencing effect so that it might quiet my busy mind as well
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you know when love songs sound stupid because they’re written for a version of you that doesn’t exist. yeah. that. only here.
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
you know when love songs sound stupid because they’re written for a version of you that doesn’t exist. yeah. that. only here.
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I find the “What’s up?” in the skeeting box kind of threatening
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I find the “What’s up?” in the skeeting box kind of threatening
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ghosts are real
they just don’t text back
they just don’t text back
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
ghosts are real
they just don’t text back
they just don’t text back
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i have a really good…what do you call it? word list?
January 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
i have a really good…what do you call it? word list?
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Frankenstein: Sometimes I struggle to make friends
Jim Henson: Sew felt
Jim Henson: Sew felt
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Frankenstein: Sometimes I struggle to make friends
Jim Henson: Sew felt
Jim Henson: Sew felt
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Have you ever considered, wtf?
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Have you ever considered, wtf?
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Get in, loser
- me, during sex
- me, during sex
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Get in, loser
- me, during sex
- me, during sex
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reverse cowgirl, bc ass backwards is the only way i know
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
reverse cowgirl, bc ass backwards is the only way i know
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You’re the constant among all the change.
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
You’re the constant among all the change.
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Don’t fuck with me, please. I’m tired. I’m from the “is” era of Facebook updates
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Don’t fuck with me, please. I’m tired. I’m from the “is” era of Facebook updates
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Truly I loathe the responsibility attached to being so fucking phenomenal
September 15, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Truly I loathe the responsibility attached to being so fucking phenomenal
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A piñata full of unused new year's resolutions.
December 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A piñata full of unused new year's resolutions.
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hey can someone hold my skull open for a minute while i rinse some yucky stuff off my brain
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
hey can someone hold my skull open for a minute while i rinse some yucky stuff off my brain
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You can never go wrong with some pizza
July 20, 2024 at 9:29 PM
You can never go wrong with some pizza
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I fought the law and I won, The Clash. Please advise.
I shot the Deputy, Eric Clapton. Please advise.
I couldn't catch the mystery or catch the drift, Rush. Please advise.
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I fought the law and I won, The Clash. Please advise.
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Many neurotypical people seem to think that being neurodivergent implies incredible abilities in math and science, when it mostly means that if I don't get to take a shower at the correct temperature and with the correct soap that my skin feels incorrect
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Many neurotypical people seem to think that being neurodivergent implies incredible abilities in math and science, when it mostly means that if I don't get to take a shower at the correct temperature and with the correct soap that my skin feels incorrect
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The Girl with the Oreo Tattoo
January 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The Girl with the Oreo Tattoo