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Kellalena
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I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
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We decided to name our baby with whatever the Scrabble tiles spelled out. Nine months later, little Zinky Pyx was born. A fat, healthy 32 point word score.
January 16, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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this thursday feels like october
January 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Let’s make a wet spot on the sheets about it
January 16, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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With arms like bookends you can check out a whole shelf from the library in one shot but what the hell do I know, only all of the shit in 613.713 weight training and strength development
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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You call in to enter your employee ID and password twice daily on work days all year long. For some reason this afternoon you completely forget your employee ID. Grrrr.
January 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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We are at the point in the process where I’m going to need a little bit of luck.
And a lot of weed(patience.)
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Glitchsky. Friday vibe.
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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I'll cancel plans just to be alone.
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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If they don't appreciate you. Ghost 'em.
January 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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we're well on our way to the deluxe combo meal of wars with WWIII and a 2nd civil war both at the same time cool cool cool very chill
January 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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every friday is whiskey friday if you're an alcoholic
January 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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I would be the world's worst butthole
January 16, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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House hunting in a sleepy little town where I don't know a single soul might fix me
January 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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I hope the next leap is the leap home.
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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This day in history. 1973. Nothing Day.
January 16, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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"I'll die on this hill."

"There's no hill around here."

"I'll die on this gazebo."
January 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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While you certainly can spew black, viscous, negativity all day everyday, it's really not conducive to progress.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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You're as disappointing as when I see the number "665".
January 15, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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I'm pretty nice but AI generated voices make me want to kill
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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If you see one American Eagle store then you’ve seen the mall.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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So all y’all doing dry January be doing folded February? This is a laundry thing right?
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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There's always a ray of hope. Sometimes you just have to part the clouds in order to see it.
January 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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So much to do so little want to do it.
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Stop bleeding for people who never knew you were injured.
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM