Shade 5
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Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
· Aug 31
I see you just posted something inspirational.
First time on the internet?
First time on the internet?
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When I really miss my mother, I get down on the floor with the dog and have a good cry.
I think she would understand. I know the dog does.
I think she would understand. I know the dog does.
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
When I really miss my mother, I get down on the floor with the dog and have a good cry.
I think she would understand. I know the dog does.
I think she would understand. I know the dog does.
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experiencing a slutmergency... my costume isn't even out for delivery yet
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
experiencing a slutmergency... my costume isn't even out for delivery yet
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Nothing like a steady 36 hour rain to make sure you gotta cut the fucking grass at least one more time.
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Nothing like a steady 36 hour rain to make sure you gotta cut the fucking grass at least one more time.
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few things beat that feeling at the start of the weekend where the possibilities are endless you can do or be absolutely anything even a giant fecking sloth on the couch with your pet for two days
November 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
few things beat that feeling at the start of the weekend where the possibilities are endless you can do or be absolutely anything even a giant fecking sloth on the couch with your pet for two days
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You smell like a decaying corpse..flirting
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You smell like a decaying corpse..flirting
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I didnt talk to anyone today. It was awesome.
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I didnt talk to anyone today. It was awesome.
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The devil plays tic tac toe with your hashtags.
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The devil plays tic tac toe with your hashtags.
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I sincerely hope you put flaming bags of dog shit on as many welcome mats as possible last night this could’ve been nana’s last Halloween you know
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I sincerely hope you put flaming bags of dog shit on as many welcome mats as possible last night this could’ve been nana’s last Halloween you know
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Well now look who brought a dislike button to a block fight
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Well now look who brought a dislike button to a block fight
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Sanity? That is something what still exists???
September 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sanity? That is something what still exists???
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They die as they live, as we all will as well.
September 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
They die as they live, as we all will as well.
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Need an underwire for my lower chin
September 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Need an underwire for my lower chin
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Shhhh...I'm pretending to be asleep.
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Shhhh...I'm pretending to be asleep.
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coping is not a skill i am currently possessing
October 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
coping is not a skill i am currently possessing
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Dressing up as an ungiven fuck.
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Dressing up as an ungiven fuck.
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I just would like a long warm embrace, if it happens to be "of death" that would be fine too
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I just would like a long warm embrace, if it happens to be "of death" that would be fine too
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Me, getting kidnapped:
I could eat.
I could eat.
November 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Me, getting kidnapped:
I could eat.
I could eat.
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the spider with the human arm tattoo
October 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
the spider with the human arm tattoo
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But what will we tell the demons who fell in love in the heat of our embrace?
September 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
But what will we tell the demons who fell in love in the heat of our embrace?
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Mood stabilizers? Hoe about life stabilizers?
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Mood stabilizers? Hoe about life stabilizers?
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The biggest problem we have as a society is that “colonel” is spelled like that and no one’s doing a damn thing about it.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The biggest problem we have as a society is that “colonel” is spelled like that and no one’s doing a damn thing about it.
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this email could have been a signal chat
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
this email could have been a signal chat
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Up on the furniture, the cat walks in front of the TV screen like she's an interactive audience participant at Rocky Horror Picture Show in a movie theater at midnight.
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Up on the furniture, the cat walks in front of the TV screen like she's an interactive audience participant at Rocky Horror Picture Show in a movie theater at midnight.