WineMummy
@winemummy.bsky.social
Your dad’s favourite boob avi.
Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
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WineMummy
@winemummy.bsky.social
· Feb 1
January was longer than a pair of tits on Twitter.
That’s ok, I’d mute me too.
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
That’s ok, I’d mute me too.
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[during sex]
Did you mute me?
Did you mute me?
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
[during sex]
Did you mute me?
Did you mute me?
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If Bluesky is a dumpster fire my account is hot garbage.
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
If Bluesky is a dumpster fire my account is hot garbage.
If Bluesky is a dumpster fire my account is hot garbage.
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
If Bluesky is a dumpster fire my account is hot garbage.
If Bluesky is a grocery store your account is the clean up on aisle 5.
February 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
If Bluesky is a grocery store your account is the clean up on aisle 5.
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if Bluesky is a candy store your account is the Necco wafers
February 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
if Bluesky is a candy store your account is the Necco wafers
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If Bluesky is a dumpster your account is garbage.
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
If Bluesky is a dumpster your account is garbage.
If Bluesky is a dumpster your account is garbage.
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
If Bluesky is a dumpster your account is garbage.
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If Bluesky is a wave pool your account is the bandaid at the bottom
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
If Bluesky is a wave pool your account is the bandaid at the bottom
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Skeet like no one is reading them.
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Skeet like no one is reading them.
Skeet like no one is reading them.
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Skeet like no one is reading them.
Skeet like no one is listening.
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Skeet like no one is listening.
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Go right ahead and honk your own horn. Nobody is listening anyway
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Go right ahead and honk your own horn. Nobody is listening anyway
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I'm still on my free trial of Bluesky
January 28, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I'm still on my free trial of Bluesky
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Because I got out of bed, your honour.
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Because I got out of bed, your honour.
Because I got out of bed, your honour.
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Because I got out of bed, your honour.
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I got out of bed.
Please respond.
Please respond.
July 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I got out of bed.
Please respond.
Please respond.
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Fucked around (got out of bed)
Found out (not worth it)
Found out (not worth it)
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Fucked around (got out of bed)
Found out (not worth it)
Found out (not worth it)
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I’ll just answer that email after this coffee, and other lies I’m telling myself this morning.
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I’ll just answer that email after this coffee, and other lies I’m telling myself this morning.
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I’m not the account you want but I’m the account you deserve.
August 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’m not the account you want but I’m the account you deserve.
If you’re looking for quality skeets you’ve come to the wrong account.
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
If you’re looking for quality skeets you’ve come to the wrong account.
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quality is always better than quantity
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 AM
quality is always better than quantity
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That’s ok, my posts don’t like you either.
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
That’s ok, my posts don’t like you either.
That’s ok, my posts don’t like you either.
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
That’s ok, my posts don’t like you either.