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WineMummy
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Your dad’s favourite boob avi.

Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
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You say it’s Super Bowl Sunday, I say it’s Butthole Sunday.

We are not the same.
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I’m team Bad Bunny.
February 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I’m team Bad Bunny.
February 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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no, i will not be watching the super plate

no habla sports
February 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Which teams are playing at the Bad Bunny concert?
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Which teams are playing at the Bad Bunny concert?
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Big day for those who like to watch men play with balls & slap each other on the asses.
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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I’m too pretty for football.
February 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Unless you live in Seattle or New England, no gives a fuck about this Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
No one gives a fuck about the Super Bowl.

There, I said it.
February 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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I don’t care about sports, yes that does include the Olympics.
February 6, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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[shows up to a Super Bowl party]

So which CFL teams are playing?
February 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I really hope that one CFL team wins the Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t care who wins the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Woke up a hot mess again.
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Hot messes are the best kind of messes.
February 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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hot messes followed here
February 8, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I could be your next hot mess.
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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Your account is a fuckin mess.
*followed*
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Damn boy, are you my life?

Because you’re messy af.
February 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Damn boy, are you my life?

Because you’re messy af.
February 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Life is messy. So is your butthole. Do something.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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“We blocked each other.”

-A Bluesky memoir.
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM