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WineMummy
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Your dad’s favourite boob avi.

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Valentine’s Day is dumb.

There, I said it.
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I like coffee more than I like people.
November 30, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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My heart belongs to coffee🤍
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
My heart belongs to coffee🤍
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Good morning.

It’s Valentine’s Day.

Go fuck yourself.
February 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Valentine’s Day is dumb.

There, I said it.
February 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Not now motherfucker, I’m avoiding Valentine’s Day.
February 14, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Not now motherfucker, I’m avoiding Valentine’s Day.
February 14, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Sorry I’m late, I was avoiding all the Valentine’s Day posts.
February 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Thanks for reminding us it’s Friday the 13th now go fuck yourself.
June 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Pizza for breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
July 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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A pizza for breakfast would fix me.
January 5, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Fixing my problems one slice of pizza at a time.
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Fixing my problems one slice of pizza at a time.
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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A late night pizza would fix me.
August 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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let’s grab a pizza and head off into the sunset
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
A cabin in the woods would fix me.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Meet in the woods and chill?
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream

we could get coffee after
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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we are under reacting about everything
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Good morning to everyone who didn’t give a fuck about the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Good morning to everyone who didn’t give a fuck about the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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*mutes all the football skeets*

Me: This is nice.
January 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Butthole skeets > Super Bowl skeets.
February 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Happy Super Butthole Sunday to all those who celebrate.
February 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Happy Super Butthole Sunday to all those who celebrate.
February 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM