WineMummy
@winemummy.bsky.social
Everyone’s favourite wine mom
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WineMummy
@winemummy.bsky.social
· Jun 2
Monday came too quickly again.
Anyway, thought of you.
Anyway, thought of you.
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What if we made out in the chip aisle of the grocery store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What if we made out in the chip aisle of the grocery store.
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What if we made out in the liquor store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
What if we made out in the liquor store.
What if we made out in the liquor store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
What if we made out in the liquor store.
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What if we made out in the LEGO store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What if we made out in the LEGO store.
What if we made out in the chip aisle of the grocery store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What if we made out in the chip aisle of the grocery store.
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what if we made out in the deli section of the grocery store
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
what if we made out in the deli section of the grocery store
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*lips on mic*
ITS MONDAY AGAIN
ITS MONDAY AGAIN
October 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
*lips on mic*
ITS MONDAY AGAIN
ITS MONDAY AGAIN
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*calls in too tired to Monday*
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
*calls in too tired to Monday*
*calls in too tired to Monday*
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
*calls in too tired to Monday*
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I’m not easy like Sunday morning.
I’m tired like Monday morning.
I’m tired like Monday morning.
December 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I’m not easy like Sunday morning.
I’m tired like Monday morning.
I’m tired like Monday morning.
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Nothing scarier than the Sunday scaries.
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Nothing scarier than the Sunday scaries.
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Not every Sunday is a funday.
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Not every Sunday is a funday.
Not every Sunday is a funday.
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Not every Sunday is a funday.
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My biggest regret was leaving the house today.
December 13, 2024 at 2:35 AM
My biggest regret was leaving the house today.
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It’s never regret with the right person.
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
It’s never regret with the right person.
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‘Tis the season to ride a beard.
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
‘Tis the season to ride a beard.
‘Tis the season to ride a beard.
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
‘Tis the season to ride a beard.
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A beard ride would fix me.
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A beard ride would fix me.
A beard ride would fix me.
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A beard ride would fix me.
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My best shot at lighting up a room involves a flamethrower
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My best shot at lighting up a room involves a flamethrower
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*sitting on his beard*
I’m just here for the ride.
I’m just here for the ride.
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
*sitting on his beard*
I’m just here for the ride.
I’m just here for the ride.
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Goodbye Cocktober.
Hello stache and beard rides November.
Hello stache and beard rides November.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Goodbye Cocktober.
Hello stache and beard rides November.
Hello stache and beard rides November.
*sitting on his beard*
I’m just here for the ride.
I’m just here for the ride.
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
*sitting on his beard*
I’m just here for the ride.
I’m just here for the ride.
Goodbye Cocktober.
Hello stache and beard rides November.
Hello stache and beard rides November.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Goodbye Cocktober.
Hello stache and beard rides November.
Hello stache and beard rides November.
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happy no nut november to all who *celibate*
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
happy no nut november to all who *celibate*