WineMummy
@winemummy.bsky.social
Everyone’s favourite wine mom
Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
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WineMummy
@winemummy.bsky.social
· May 10
Please don’t talk to me until after the weekend.
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*lips on mic*
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE AT?
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE AT?
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
*lips on mic*
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE AT?
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE AT?
*lips on mic*
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE AT?
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE AT?
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
*lips on mic*
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE AT?
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE AT?
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weekends are for winners
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
weekends are for winners
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haven't finished anything lately, think i'll start something else
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
haven't finished anything lately, think i'll start something else
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I’m at my best when I shut the fuck up.
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’m at my best when I shut the fuck up.
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Ten more minutes, I mumble to myself endlessly.
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Ten more minutes, I mumble to myself endlessly.
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Bitches be like "I’m starting a diet” and then eat one last snack after another last snack.
It’s me. I’m bitches.
It’s me. I’m bitches.
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Bitches be like "I’m starting a diet” and then eat one last snack after another last snack.
It’s me. I’m bitches.
It’s me. I’m bitches.
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If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
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Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
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Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
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I’d murder you.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’d murder you.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.
I’d murder you.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’d murder you.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.
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Murder, she flirted.
February 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Murder, she flirted.
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Murder, she threatened.
August 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Murder, she threatened.
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Murder, she answered.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Murder, she answered.
Murder, she answered.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Murder, she answered.
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I don’t have any answers, but I do have a few good questions.
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don’t have any answers, but I do have a few good questions.
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That thump from under the floorboards sure has been a lot louder lately.
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That thump from under the floorboards sure has been a lot louder lately.
Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe she’s stabby.
Maybe she’s stabby.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe she’s stabby.
Maybe she’s stabby.
Not to brag but I didn’t stab anyone this week.
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Not to brag but I didn’t stab anyone this week.
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Avoid getting stabbed by letting her sleep in.
Bitches love sleeping in.
Bitches love sleeping in.
March 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Avoid getting stabbed by letting her sleep in.
Bitches love sleeping in.
Bitches love sleeping in.
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I love the smell of sleeping in and not giving a fuck.
July 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I love the smell of sleeping in and not giving a fuck.
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ahh yes, another morning… fuck
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
ahh yes, another morning… fuck
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Happy Friday to all those who celebrate.
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Happy Friday to all those who celebrate.