S🌟tella
@havishaf.bsky.social
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
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La crème de la crème (patissière)
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La crème de la crème (patissière)
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S🌟tella
@havishaf.bsky.social
· Dec 15
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
Everything becomes sexier if you add the word French to it.
Fries. Kiss. Crocodile...
Fries. Kiss. Crocodile...
February 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Everything becomes sexier if you add the word French to it.
Fries. Kiss. Crocodile...
Fries. Kiss. Crocodile...
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Made it home last night but my luggage is still somewhere in the ether. Expecting a ransom note for my travel kettle any day now.
January 31, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Made it home last night but my luggage is still somewhere in the ether. Expecting a ransom note for my travel kettle any day now.
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The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 AM
The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind
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The kind of shower that will burn your top layer of skin off and leave you begging for more
January 27, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The kind of shower that will burn your top layer of skin off and leave you begging for more
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“I wear one compression sock, so I can use all your single mate socks”
- me, flirting
- me, flirting
September 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“I wear one compression sock, so I can use all your single mate socks”
- me, flirting
- me, flirting
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Hearing aides died and the tinnitus is awful tonight. Name some music I can blast into the void between my ears to drown it out please?
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Hearing aides died and the tinnitus is awful tonight. Name some music I can blast into the void between my ears to drown it out please?
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I’m convinced that whoever invented the parking garage was just trying to bring an MC Escher painting to life
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I’m convinced that whoever invented the parking garage was just trying to bring an MC Escher painting to life
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Are chickpeas, olives and baby corn enough to be a salad? If I drizzle with olive oil sprinkle with feta, thyme and mint?
Welcome to "It's two days until payday"
Welcome to "It's two days until payday"
February 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Are chickpeas, olives and baby corn enough to be a salad? If I drizzle with olive oil sprinkle with feta, thyme and mint?
Welcome to "It's two days until payday"
Welcome to "It's two days until payday"
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you're in her dms.
i'm in her dms too. thank god we found each other. there's no way out. it's been 2 months and i've run out of food & fresh water.
i'm in her dms too. thank god we found each other. there's no way out. it's been 2 months and i've run out of food & fresh water.
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
you're in her dms.
i'm in her dms too. thank god we found each other. there's no way out. it's been 2 months and i've run out of food & fresh water.
i'm in her dms too. thank god we found each other. there's no way out. it's been 2 months and i've run out of food & fresh water.
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Julius Caesar could not have conquered Gaul without his hamster legion that would annoy the warriors at night making them too tired to fight the next day. (Pictured: Gen Vexatious Rodentus)
May 5, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Julius Caesar could not have conquered Gaul without his hamster legion that would annoy the warriors at night making them too tired to fight the next day. (Pictured: Gen Vexatious Rodentus)
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me: i'm seeing some water staining on the ceiling; we must have a leak somewhere
contractor: when do you notice it most?
me: when i look up
contractor: when do you notice it most?
me: when i look up
January 30, 2026 at 2:03 PM
me: i'm seeing some water staining on the ceiling; we must have a leak somewhere
contractor: when do you notice it most?
me: when i look up
contractor: when do you notice it most?
me: when i look up
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What if I don’t eat my meal prep and instead order pizza
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
What if I don’t eat my meal prep and instead order pizza
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THE DOCUMENT: cheese souffle
ME: Hm – that doesn't look right. Let me fix that.
THE DOCUMENT: cheesé souffle
ME:
ME: Wait.
ME: Hm – that doesn't look right. Let me fix that.
THE DOCUMENT: cheesé souffle
ME:
ME: Wait.
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 AM
THE DOCUMENT: cheese souffle
ME: Hm – that doesn't look right. Let me fix that.
THE DOCUMENT: cheesé souffle
ME:
ME: Wait.
ME: Hm – that doesn't look right. Let me fix that.
THE DOCUMENT: cheesé souffle
ME:
ME: Wait.
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My culinary skills include not burning cocktails.
February 2, 2026 at 11:57 PM
My culinary skills include not burning cocktails.
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has anyone made a joke about him being the first person to be president and vice president at the same time
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
has anyone made a joke about him being the first person to be president and vice president at the same time
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you know, for pedophile narcissist vampires, they are all really quite good about sending thank-you notes after an event
February 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
you know, for pedophile narcissist vampires, they are all really quite good about sending thank-you notes after an event
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look on the bright side though (just close your eyes bc there is no bright side)
February 3, 2026 at 4:54 AM
look on the bright side though (just close your eyes bc there is no bright side)
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They were of a perfidious nature.
We possessed a deep profundity.
No meshing was possible.
We possessed a deep profundity.
No meshing was possible.
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
They were of a perfidious nature.
We possessed a deep profundity.
No meshing was possible.
We possessed a deep profundity.
No meshing was possible.
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It’s not a crime to party with Jeffrey Dahmer
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 AM
It’s not a crime to party with Jeffrey Dahmer
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Just watched F1 and it’s official there’s no movie subject more interesting then the fact that Brad Pitt still looks like that in his 60s.
February 3, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Just watched F1 and it’s official there’s no movie subject more interesting then the fact that Brad Pitt still looks like that in his 60s.
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We just have to make it to jorts season. Balance will return. Society will heal.
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
We just have to make it to jorts season. Balance will return. Society will heal.
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You'll never know the joy of a white guy setting up a brand new badminton net
January 22, 2026 at 8:36 PM
You'll never know the joy of a white guy setting up a brand new badminton net
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I'm lazy but not Neapolitan Ice Cream lazy
January 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I'm lazy but not Neapolitan Ice Cream lazy
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If you want the afternoon off work, you need only to put the coffee maker in the microwave for 8 minutes, and wait
~ ancient proverb
~ ancient proverb
January 23, 2026 at 11:45 PM
If you want the afternoon off work, you need only to put the coffee maker in the microwave for 8 minutes, and wait
~ ancient proverb
~ ancient proverb
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"Eww gross, can I touch it?"
me, flirting
me, flirting
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 AM
"Eww gross, can I touch it?"
me, flirting
me, flirting