S🌟tella
@havishaf.bsky.social
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
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La crème de la crème (patissière)
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La crème de la crème (patissière)
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S🌟tella
@havishaf.bsky.social
· Dec 15
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
This Valentine’s Day, I’m loving myself.
She better appreciate it. That bitch.
She better appreciate it. That bitch.
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 AM
This Valentine’s Day, I’m loving myself.
She better appreciate it. That bitch.
She better appreciate it. That bitch.
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All these posts could have been an e-book.
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 PM
All these posts could have been an e-book.
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pls don’t be mad at me but I don’t like pie, grits, or biscuits
I swear I’m from the deep dirty south y’all
I swear I’m from the deep dirty south y’all
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
pls don’t be mad at me but I don’t like pie, grits, or biscuits
I swear I’m from the deep dirty south y’all
I swear I’m from the deep dirty south y’all
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Please stop betting on which of our pit bosses will next have a heart attack.
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Please stop betting on which of our pit bosses will next have a heart attack.
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(banging gavel in parliament) my friends should not be allowed to go to bed before me
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
(banging gavel in parliament) my friends should not be allowed to go to bed before me
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they should give Olympic medals for the best excuses for calling out of work after the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
they should give Olympic medals for the best excuses for calling out of work after the Super Bowl
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Quite the marketing faux pas to release two psychological horror movies on the same weekend: ‘Send Help’ and ‘Melania’
February 3, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Quite the marketing faux pas to release two psychological horror movies on the same weekend: ‘Send Help’ and ‘Melania’
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he’s a 10 but his train of thought lacks locomotion
February 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
he’s a 10 but his train of thought lacks locomotion
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#Hamnet et le #mystère de 400 ans autour de l'épouse et du fils de #Shakespeare
www.bbc.com/afrique/arti...
www.bbc.com/afrique/arti...
Hamnet et le mystère de 400 ans autour de l'épouse et du fils de Shakespeare - BBC News Afrique
Un film sur l'épouse de l'auteur propose une nouvelle vision d'une femme dont on dispose de peu d'informations, mais qui a souvent été présentée sous un jour négatif.
www.bbc.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 AM
#Hamnet et le #mystère de 400 ans autour de l'épouse et du fils de #Shakespeare
www.bbc.com/afrique/arti...
www.bbc.com/afrique/arti...
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now that we have drafts I'm certain I won't use them for evil
February 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
now that we have drafts I'm certain I won't use them for evil
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I’ve exported my data *flushing noise*
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I’ve exported my data *flushing noise*
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ok but if it's a mass extinction event, who's going to post about it afterwards?
February 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
ok but if it's a mass extinction event, who's going to post about it afterwards?
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I live for moments with so little tension that you could take a nap in the middle of them.
—In fact, I frequently do. It’s my hobby.
—In fact, I frequently do. It’s my hobby.
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I live for moments with so little tension that you could take a nap in the middle of them.
—In fact, I frequently do. It’s my hobby.
—In fact, I frequently do. It’s my hobby.
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I'm just glad it's not a "timesaving prefilled drafts folder with machine learned shitposts in my style"
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I'm just glad it's not a "timesaving prefilled drafts folder with machine learned shitposts in my style"
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Who was gonna tell me you can toast a pb and j?!
This is so much better!
This is so much better!
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Who was gonna tell me you can toast a pb and j?!
This is so much better!
This is so much better!
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Someone said I was likeable so I immediately googled what condition that is a symptom of.
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Someone said I was likeable so I immediately googled what condition that is a symptom of.
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I don’t need a BlueSky map to show me yet again how insignificant I am in the universe
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I don’t need a BlueSky map to show me yet again how insignificant I am in the universe
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My half-Siamese cat opens every closet door at night like a tiny demon poltergeist on a mission.
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
My half-Siamese cat opens every closet door at night like a tiny demon poltergeist on a mission.
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[breaking up with an english major]
me: it's not you it's me
him: it's not me it's I
me: it's not you it's me
him: it's not me it's I
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
[breaking up with an english major]
me: it's not you it's me
him: it's not me it's I
me: it's not you it's me
him: it's not me it's I
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Canada, Japan, China and every other country needs to dump their US bonds.
End it once and for all and put that dying empire out of its misery.
End it once and for all and put that dying empire out of its misery.
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Canada, Japan, China and every other country needs to dump their US bonds.
End it once and for all and put that dying empire out of its misery.
End it once and for all and put that dying empire out of its misery.
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Why do people dress their identical twin kids in same clothes? Is it so that they don’t forget that they look identical?
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Why do people dress their identical twin kids in same clothes? Is it so that they don’t forget that they look identical?
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crazy that they make football players wear pads just to make it harder to hug one another effectively
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
crazy that they make football players wear pads just to make it harder to hug one another effectively
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the same people who tell us a centrally-planned economy is impossible have been centrally-planning manipulation of the global economy for decades
what they meant is it's impossible for YOU to do it, bc they will kill you if you try to make them work for a living and obey laws like everyone else
what they meant is it's impossible for YOU to do it, bc they will kill you if you try to make them work for a living and obey laws like everyone else
February 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
the same people who tell us a centrally-planned economy is impossible have been centrally-planning manipulation of the global economy for decades
what they meant is it's impossible for YOU to do it, bc they will kill you if you try to make them work for a living and obey laws like everyone else
what they meant is it's impossible for YOU to do it, bc they will kill you if you try to make them work for a living and obey laws like everyone else
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bsky has drafts? If they don't cost $7 and make me talk +3 louder, they can keep them
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
bsky has drafts? If they don't cost $7 and make me talk +3 louder, they can keep them
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the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand