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S🌟tella
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I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
Heard someone say cutting cakes in triangles makes them spoil. As if there were actual people who don’t just eat the whole cake in one go.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Why must the dog look at me as if I just broke his heart if I so much as walk out of a room?
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Say what you will about negotiating our own healthcare but I’ve got a guy who’ll do my colonoscopy for only 5k if I don’t go with the full anesthesia package
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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a volunteer lumberjack's love language is axe of service
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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which part is the flip and which part is the flop?
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Be kind to yourself you’re actually doing great for a carbon-based organism on a spinning rock
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Pues eso…
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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My electric frypan died so now I have to use an acoustic one.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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I’m not right for everybody, but I’m usually right about everybody.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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honestly i just want a camp Bond movie. can we get a Bond Boy or is that too far
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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I lost my virginity while playing Pitfall on Atari
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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tomorrow’s regrets begin with today’s why nots
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Putting the elope in envelope
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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“You two deserve each other” is the ninja of double insults.
March 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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This day in history. 1634. The Irish House of Commons passed An Act for the Punishment for the Vice of Buggery, prodded so to speak to do so by Anglican bishop John Atherton who was soon the first to be hanged for the crime.
November 11, 2023 at 10:38 AM
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Accidentally texted "Olay" instead of "Okay" and now my text has a smooth, youthful look.
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Devil: Is there a problem?

Soul: I was told there is a special place in hell for me. This is just okay.

Devil:

Soul: I'm a little let down.

Devil: Good.
May 12, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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"I still believe that the world is flat."

"I can demonstrate that it isn't. Get in that boat and sail away from shore. Keep looking at that lighthouse until it disappears."

"OK. Then what?"

"Keep going."
March 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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You haven't been reposting me are you OK?
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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7: Fire is magic.

Me: No, it’s science.

7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?

Me: Um…

7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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A little chaos is OK.
Like maybe one chao.
July 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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This day in history. 1917. The new Russian government under Lenin suspended freedom of the press temporarily for let me check exactly 106 years so far.
November 10, 2023 at 10:36 AM
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There is no greater pleasure than holding a grudge longer than the person holding a grudge against you
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Failed Icebreaker: Ok, let's split into two teams, outie belly buttons on the left, innies on the right
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM