S🌟tella
@havishaf.bsky.social
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
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La crème de la crème (patissière)
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S🌟tella
@havishaf.bsky.social
· Dec 15
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
Physically in this meeting. Mentally in bed. Spiritually stealing Anton's snacks like a raccoon.
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Physically in this meeting. Mentally in bed. Spiritually stealing Anton's snacks like a raccoon.
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Pro tip:
Don’t purchase pets at the flea market.
Don’t purchase pets at the flea market.
October 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Pro tip:
Don’t purchase pets at the flea market.
Don’t purchase pets at the flea market.
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You should apply for a job at the BunnyRanch. I hear they have lots of openings.
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You should apply for a job at the BunnyRanch. I hear they have lots of openings.
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Class up your kegger by calling it a soirée.
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Class up your kegger by calling it a soirée.
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Sorry, classic rock DJs. “Rocktober” is over. Maybe you can STFU now.
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Sorry, classic rock DJs. “Rocktober” is over. Maybe you can STFU now.
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Captain, we’re about to enter the wormhole.
Worm: Nope. Not on a first date.
Worm: Nope. Not on a first date.
November 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Captain, we’re about to enter the wormhole.
Worm: Nope. Not on a first date.
Worm: Nope. Not on a first date.
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“Come on, Fitzy, you can do better than this” he muttered to himself without basis.
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“Come on, Fitzy, you can do better than this” he muttered to himself without basis.
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Reverse cowgirl so I can subtly remove the “kick me” sign someone taped to your back
November 4, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Reverse cowgirl so I can subtly remove the “kick me” sign someone taped to your back
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You’ll fight me tooth and nail? Suit yourself. I’ll be using knives and guns.
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You’ll fight me tooth and nail? Suit yourself. I’ll be using knives and guns.
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The easiest way to get rich is to hyphenate your last name.
Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?
Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The easiest way to get rich is to hyphenate your last name.
Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?
Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?
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“I’ll die on this hill.”
- Frodo at Mount Doom
- Frodo at Mount Doom
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
“I’ll die on this hill.”
- Frodo at Mount Doom
- Frodo at Mount Doom
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H. P. Lovecraft had a better name for writing porn than sci fi and horror. Just sayin’.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
H. P. Lovecraft had a better name for writing porn than sci fi and horror. Just sayin’.
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I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
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Instead of building a ship in a bottle I took a bottle on a ship. Now there’s a man overboard and I’ve been banned from Carnival Cruises for life.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Instead of building a ship in a bottle I took a bottle on a ship. Now there’s a man overboard and I’ve been banned from Carnival Cruises for life.
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Them: Eh, I know you have ADHD but how loud and distracting can your inner monolog be?
My inner monolog:
My inner monolog:
a group of men are standing next to each other in a room and one of them is wearing a wig .
Alt: Ruby Rohd from The 5th Element in close up yelling. Below him, in capital letters it says, "HOT HAAAWWT!"
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Them: Eh, I know you have ADHD but how loud and distracting can your inner monolog be?
My inner monolog:
My inner monolog:
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I just assembled a Winnie the Pooh tea table and chair set. Now I have to live with what I've done.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I just assembled a Winnie the Pooh tea table and chair set. Now I have to live with what I've done.
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He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
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Lab partner: How did you manage to set a glass beaker on fire?
Me: It's not science if the fire truck doesn't show up.
Lab partner: Your hair is smoking.
Me: Thanks.
Lab partner: Literally.
Me: Science.
Me: It's not science if the fire truck doesn't show up.
Lab partner: Your hair is smoking.
Me: Thanks.
Lab partner: Literally.
Me: Science.
August 17, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Lab partner: How did you manage to set a glass beaker on fire?
Me: It's not science if the fire truck doesn't show up.
Lab partner: Your hair is smoking.
Me: Thanks.
Lab partner: Literally.
Me: Science.
Me: It's not science if the fire truck doesn't show up.
Lab partner: Your hair is smoking.
Me: Thanks.
Lab partner: Literally.
Me: Science.
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Boss: I need a second set of eyes on this report.
Arachnid employee: Got you covered all day, boss.
Arachnid employee: Got you covered all day, boss.
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Boss: I need a second set of eyes on this report.
Arachnid employee: Got you covered all day, boss.
Arachnid employee: Got you covered all day, boss.
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
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You can spread my hot dog buns if you wanna
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You can spread my hot dog buns if you wanna
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Why is there talk of how on earth they'll be able to bring James Bond back? 007 is a designation, like The Archbishop Of Canterbury. One drops, you pop in a new one.
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Why is there talk of how on earth they'll be able to bring James Bond back? 007 is a designation, like The Archbishop Of Canterbury. One drops, you pop in a new one.
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I've not managed to see the life force emanating from trees, or aura borealis.
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I've not managed to see the life force emanating from trees, or aura borealis.
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Change a letter. Make a singer more appealing.
Girth Brooks
Girth Brooks
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Change a letter. Make a singer more appealing.
Girth Brooks
Girth Brooks
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[walks into cafe]
OH SO YOU HATE TEA???
OH SO YOU HATE TEA???
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
[walks into cafe]
OH SO YOU HATE TEA???
OH SO YOU HATE TEA???