Saint-Antón’s New Year's Cheese Ball
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Now with twice the fat content of Saint-André
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I start every morning meditating on whether there's any reason I need to be awake for any of this
blustering my way into this new year with a hitch in my giddy-up and a chip on my shoulder
December 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
blustering my way into this new year with a hitch in my giddy-up and a chip on my shoulder
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New Year, new me.
Same me, though, because inflation.
Same me, though, because inflation.
December 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
New Year, new me.
Same me, though, because inflation.
Same me, though, because inflation.
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"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
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nobody at the funeral appreciated my rendition of mmm bop on the kazoo
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
nobody at the funeral appreciated my rendition of mmm bop on the kazoo
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<dog with a stomach ache> I should eat a blanket !!!
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
<dog with a stomach ache> I should eat a blanket !!!
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My Onlyfans is just me, sensually whispering the recipe for sea salt caramel brownies
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My Onlyfans is just me, sensually whispering the recipe for sea salt caramel brownies
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the ‘shower’? you mean the wall bidet?
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
the ‘shower’? you mean the wall bidet?
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9: Where's mom?
me: out the back
9: in Australia?
me: no silly, she’s out THE back, not in the Outback!
9: what's she doing?
me: playing with her didgeridoo, I think
me: out the back
9: in Australia?
me: no silly, she’s out THE back, not in the Outback!
9: what's she doing?
me: playing with her didgeridoo, I think
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
9: Where's mom?
me: out the back
9: in Australia?
me: no silly, she’s out THE back, not in the Outback!
9: what's she doing?
me: playing with her didgeridoo, I think
me: out the back
9: in Australia?
me: no silly, she’s out THE back, not in the Outback!
9: what's she doing?
me: playing with her didgeridoo, I think
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Kiss me between the holidays, also referred to as tainted love.
December 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Kiss me between the holidays, also referred to as tainted love.
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Can you still hear them screaming, Clarice... the Crumplemeese?
December 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Can you still hear them screaming, Clarice... the Crumplemeese?
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thanks for the best wishes where can I cash them in
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
thanks for the best wishes where can I cash them in
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when you get to heaven and they show you how much time you spent on the toilet
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
when you get to heaven and they show you how much time you spent on the toilet
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Cop: you didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign
Me: you do know the world is constantly moving, right?
Me: you do know the world is constantly moving, right?
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Cop: you didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign
Me: you do know the world is constantly moving, right?
Me: you do know the world is constantly moving, right?
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what’s the latest tea on Timothy Chamomile
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
what’s the latest tea on Timothy Chamomile
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I have concepts of a New Year’s resolution plan
December 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I have concepts of a New Year’s resolution plan
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if you start the humpty dance at 11:58:56 pm you can be getting busy in a burger king bathroom by midnight
December 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
if you start the humpty dance at 11:58:56 pm you can be getting busy in a burger king bathroom by midnight
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New Year’s Eve is the Super Bowl of shouting numbers confidently.
December 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
New Year’s Eve is the Super Bowl of shouting numbers confidently.
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please hold your applause
until after ive explained how
the murder was committed
until after ive explained how
the murder was committed
December 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
please hold your applause
until after ive explained how
the murder was committed
until after ive explained how
the murder was committed
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its too late to stop me
ive been encouraged
ive been encouraged
December 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
its too late to stop me
ive been encouraged
ive been encouraged
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The internet is like, “what if you could put embarrassing behavior in a time capsule?”
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The internet is like, “what if you could put embarrassing behavior in a time capsule?”
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ironic cause of death:
choking on a lifesaver
choking on a lifesaver
December 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
ironic cause of death:
choking on a lifesaver
choking on a lifesaver
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I’ve administered mouth to mouth resuscitation
please respond
please respond
December 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’ve administered mouth to mouth resuscitation
please respond
please respond
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To clarify, GenXers will no longer be able to snort condescendingly that we remember when MTV was cool and not all game shows and reality garbage. We’ll miss that high horse.
December 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
To clarify, GenXers will no longer be able to snort condescendingly that we remember when MTV was cool and not all game shows and reality garbage. We’ll miss that high horse.
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Before social media I would worry when strange things popped into my head. Now I worry when they don't.
December 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Before social media I would worry when strange things popped into my head. Now I worry when they don't.
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them: *shows me a pic of their new baby*
me: that’s ai
me: that’s ai
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
them: *shows me a pic of their new baby*
me: that’s ai
me: that’s ai