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Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
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@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
· Jan 4
[Witch being burned at the stake]
Crowd: *jeering
Vampire: [from the back] YEAH, FUCK THAT STAKE!!!
Crowd: *jeering
Vampire: [from the back] YEAH, FUCK THAT STAKE!!!
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JFC. Who turned the Batshit Signal on?
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
JFC. Who turned the Batshit Signal on?
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Wife: I'm going to call my sister in Germany. What time do you think it's there?
Me: Stop. Hamburg time.
Wife: I'll call her tomorrow.
Me: Stop. Hamburg time.
Wife: I'll call her tomorrow.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Wife: I'm going to call my sister in Germany. What time do you think it's there?
Me: Stop. Hamburg time.
Wife: I'll call her tomorrow.
Me: Stop. Hamburg time.
Wife: I'll call her tomorrow.
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Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
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Going into the office while everyone has a cold to hear the cacoughony
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Going into the office while everyone has a cold to hear the cacoughony
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I've been changing my avi one pixel at a time for 2 years
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I've been changing my avi one pixel at a time for 2 years
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Sorry I turned into Gollum and hissed “my precious” but I warned you that I don’t share fries
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Sorry I turned into Gollum and hissed “my precious” but I warned you that I don’t share fries
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I just want someone to buy me a tiara and tell me my coffee breath smells fine
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I just want someone to buy me a tiara and tell me my coffee breath smells fine
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I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
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i’d take up fencing but it’s not for the feint of heart . folks,,,
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i’d take up fencing but it’s not for the feint of heart . folks,,,
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ridding your throat of phlegm 100 times a day is a dad rite of clearing passage
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
ridding your throat of phlegm 100 times a day is a dad rite of clearing passage
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proofreading still escapes me as a 45 year old adult and thats okay i forgive and love myself
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
proofreading still escapes me as a 45 year old adult and thats okay i forgive and love myself
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but your honor, we were off the record
October 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
but your honor, we were off the record
Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
MY EDITOR: I think you need to make the main character more human. He's just completely unlikeable.
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
MY EDITOR: I think you need to make the main character more human. He's just completely unlikeable.
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
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It's not raining, for once, and the cat's posing in the garden like he's Burt Reynolds in that Cosmo centrefold.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It's not raining, for once, and the cat's posing in the garden like he's Burt Reynolds in that Cosmo centrefold.
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Shall I compare thee to a winter's night? So dark, so cold, and full of spite.
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Shall I compare thee to a winter's night? So dark, so cold, and full of spite.
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first gray hair: that's weird
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
first gray hair: that's weird
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
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You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
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about time to get myself one of those cool watches with the oh-no-i-fell-down alarms that alert the paramedics or a family member, we live in a slippery world
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
about time to get myself one of those cool watches with the oh-no-i-fell-down alarms that alert the paramedics or a family member, we live in a slippery world
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I barely get a mention in my wife's new autobiography, which says a lot more about her than it does about me.
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I barely get a mention in my wife's new autobiography, which says a lot more about her than it does about me.
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Have you ever tried stretching out your legs on a footstool? No?
Well, you ottoman!
Well, you ottoman!
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Have you ever tried stretching out your legs on a footstool? No?
Well, you ottoman!
Well, you ottoman!
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bought a robot that was supposed to be able to rumba, but all it does is go around in circles sucking up dust. what a waste of money.
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
bought a robot that was supposed to be able to rumba, but all it does is go around in circles sucking up dust. what a waste of money.
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When you go 10 hours without coffee, you completed a decaflon
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
When you go 10 hours without coffee, you completed a decaflon
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absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
absurd is short for absolute turd