I see a fry, I think somebody should put cheese on it. I’m a simple man.
February 18, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I see a fry, I think somebody should put cheese on it. I’m a simple man.
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*to Cupid* Just the normal arrows, big dawg
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
*to Cupid* Just the normal arrows, big dawg
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Never felt unstoppable before. Highkey stoppable at all times
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Never felt unstoppable before. Highkey stoppable at all times
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This town’s plenty big for the both of us. Get in here
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This town’s plenty big for the both of us. Get in here
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The Winter Olympics seem pretty easy. Get down that hill? Done
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The Winter Olympics seem pretty easy. Get down that hill? Done
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A glory hole, but for giving strangers Valentine’s Day cards
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
A glory hole, but for giving strangers Valentine’s Day cards
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Need a W so bad I’m eating M&Ms upside down
February 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Need a W so bad I’m eating M&Ms upside down
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Mardi Gras is the only time of year you can say “Don’t choke on the baby” in an acceptable context
February 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Mardi Gras is the only time of year you can say “Don’t choke on the baby” in an acceptable context
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my entire IG algo is videos of Bad Bunny dwerking. maybe the computers do really know me 🥲
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
my entire IG algo is videos of Bad Bunny dwerking. maybe the computers do really know me 🥲
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[sniffly]
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
[sniffly]
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
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baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger
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I love having a melancholic personality because the sun could be shining at a very specific angle after it rains and it will destroy me
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I love having a melancholic personality because the sun could be shining at a very specific angle after it rains and it will destroy me
But your honor, the Dow. The er, the naz, ah, daiquiri. For example. The S. And the P! Both of them.
February 18, 2026 at 4:57 PM
But your honor, the Dow. The er, the naz, ah, daiquiri. For example. The S. And the P! Both of them.
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[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
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kebab is actually short for kerobert
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
kebab is actually short for kerobert
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what's my favorite position? the doubles luge
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
what's my favorite position? the doubles luge
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training for my own little version of the biathlon (finishing a basket of chicken wings then taking a shot)
February 16, 2026 at 5:03 AM
training for my own little version of the biathlon (finishing a basket of chicken wings then taking a shot)
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while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
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Ratatouille sequel kinda crazy
cunnilinguini
February 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Ratatouille sequel kinda crazy
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I'm making a list of all of the people that owe me an apology. You're probably on it.
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I'm making a list of all of the people that owe me an apology. You're probably on it.
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Pretentious as fuck, even though I am a total moron
February 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Pretentious as fuck, even though I am a total moron
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What's your sign?
February 18, 2026 at 2:25 PM
What's your sign?
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*left on delivered for an hour*
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
*left on delivered for an hour*
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
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What base is it when he lifts the restraining order?
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
What base is it when he lifts the restraining order?