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rooting for team canada to win the superbowl
February 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
rooting for team canada to win the superbowl
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she didn't fall that was a triple buttz few skaters can perform that move
February 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
she didn't fall that was a triple buttz few skaters can perform that move
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nobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuupppppppp anymore, sad
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
nobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuupppppppp anymore, sad
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making love to my tonic and gin pegging my stormy and dark eating my coke and rum's ass
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
making love to my tonic and gin pegging my stormy and dark eating my coke and rum's ass
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it's hard to let your haters be your motivators when you're so universally beloved
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
it's hard to let your haters be your motivators when you're so universally beloved
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what the hell is going on? tonight, we break it down for white people.
February 9, 2026 at 6:34 PM
what the hell is going on? tonight, we break it down for white people.
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felt cute might start a flame war with a children's puppet later
February 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
felt cute might start a flame war with a children's puppet later
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the best time for someone to just fucking do it already was 50 years ago. the second best time is now.
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
the best time for someone to just fucking do it already was 50 years ago. the second best time is now.
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lying in bed clapping to make the lights turn off (i do not have a clapper)
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 AM
lying in bed clapping to make the lights turn off (i do not have a clapper)
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my fav part of selling on marketplace is right after a sale when everyone who ghosted you finally replies "it's sold??" like yeah brother that's how this works
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
my fav part of selling on marketplace is right after a sale when everyone who ghosted you finally replies "it's sold??" like yeah brother that's how this works
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1 bed, 1 bath, and several other rooms they might find your body in
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February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
1 bed, 1 bath, and several other rooms they might find your body in
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the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "you say you want a leader who won't commit violence against any marginalized group at all? you bot. you russian troll."
February 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "you say you want a leader who won't commit violence against any marginalized group at all? you bot. you russian troll."
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once bondi is forced to resign trump can finally nominate his original attorney general pick Arwassa, the humanoid torso with tentacle limbs and toothless featureless mouth known in conservative legal circles as the silent screamer on the hill
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
once bondi is forced to resign trump can finally nominate his original attorney general pick Arwassa, the humanoid torso with tentacle limbs and toothless featureless mouth known in conservative legal circles as the silent screamer on the hill
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look you can have your music music music but you're gonna need to put way more than another nickel in if you want loving me as well buddy. that shit costs extra.
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
look you can have your music music music but you're gonna need to put way more than another nickel in if you want loving me as well buddy. that shit costs extra.
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no! i am not prince hamlet, nor was meant to be. what a weird thing to say.
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
no! i am not prince hamlet, nor was meant to be. what a weird thing to say.
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if i was in charge of flags i would tell all these indistinguishable 3 stripe countries to fucken lock in and get their shit together
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 AM
if i was in charge of flags i would tell all these indistinguishable 3 stripe countries to fucken lock in and get their shit together
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i only have to let the soft animal of your mom love what i give her
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
i only have to let the soft animal of your mom love what i give her
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grabbing two beers from the on-board fridge pulling the escape chute and sliding down out of this bitch
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
grabbing two beers from the on-board fridge pulling the escape chute and sliding down out of this bitch
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i came here to chew bubblegum and fill my drafts folder with crazy eddie jokes and i'm all out of bubblegum. and jokes, those drafts are not funny at all, much less insaaane.
February 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
i came here to chew bubblegum and fill my drafts folder with crazy eddie jokes and i'm all out of bubblegum. and jokes, those drafts are not funny at all, much less insaaane.
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it's good that there are so many more ways non-drinkers can celebrate with friends and family these days. when i was younger the only non-alcoholic options were like, grape juice or white wine.
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
it's good that there are so many more ways non-drinkers can celebrate with friends and family these days. when i was younger the only non-alcoholic options were like, grape juice or white wine.
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[me as an olympic hockey player]
sorry!
shit sorry 😔
whoopsie!
whoa my b 😬
sorry i'm not that good on skates
fallen arches
sorry
sorry!
shit sorry 😔
whoopsie!
whoa my b 😬
sorry i'm not that good on skates
fallen arches
sorry
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
[me as an olympic hockey player]
sorry!
shit sorry 😔
whoopsie!
whoa my b 😬
sorry i'm not that good on skates
fallen arches
sorry
sorry!
shit sorry 😔
whoopsie!
whoa my b 😬
sorry i'm not that good on skates
fallen arches
sorry
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the dyspeptic homie
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
the dyspeptic homie
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your wurlitzer bro. it's playing a song that has yet to be written about a time that will never come bro. its sad haunting beauty is making mockery of the trivial dramas and petty jealousies with which we fill our meaningless days. it's freaking me the fuck out bro.
February 14, 2026 at 4:34 AM
your wurlitzer bro. it's playing a song that has yet to be written about a time that will never come bro. its sad haunting beauty is making mockery of the trivial dramas and petty jealousies with which we fill our meaningless days. it's freaking me the fuck out bro.
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engine engine number nine rolling down chicago line if the train falls off the track do you want an award of PUNITIVE DAMAGE for negligence IN ADDITION TO compensatory damages for your physical and EMOTIONAL LOSSES?? call cellino law now at 1-888-888-8888 i rigged a plane crash to get this number.
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
engine engine number nine rolling down chicago line if the train falls off the track do you want an award of PUNITIVE DAMAGE for negligence IN ADDITION TO compensatory damages for your physical and EMOTIONAL LOSSES?? call cellino law now at 1-888-888-8888 i rigged a plane crash to get this number.
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my i didn't cause my ex-partner to die in a plane crash so i could get the toll free phone number t-shirt is raising a lot of questions you'd think an experienced personal injury lawyer would have anticipated
February 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
my i didn't cause my ex-partner to die in a plane crash so i could get the toll free phone number t-shirt is raising a lot of questions you'd think an experienced personal injury lawyer would have anticipated